I really do think I could get down with this. I’m not on social sites and I hate selfies. Only get a photo with the fam every once in a while. Could just say that my eyes are unnaturally photoscopically sensitive.
I don’t care much for social media, so no issues there. I could easily retire with that much money, so no worrying about a work ID. My girlfriend might get mad about wedding pictures, but given the circumstances, I think she’ll get past it
Only photos I care about would be the professionally taken family photo of me and my wife and kids. Any professional would be able to photo shop to give me open eyes, outside of that, why would I care, I don’t post on social media.
10 million to never be able to get a new passport, driver’s license, or any other photo ID, wich I will need to do things with my money.
unless I can take a video of myself and then extract a frame to print and use as a passport photo, but that could be done for any photo I want so would seem to be defeating the point.
I’ll start doing elaborate eye makeup so I’m a work of art with my eyes closed.
Photoshop for eyes open. The driver’s license is the only sticky thing. For that much, and since I literally just had to have a new picture done last month for my DL, I’m good for that 15 years of renewals. After that, hell, I’ll hire someone to drive me if they won’t let me get a DL with closed eyes!
I rarely and I mean like maybe once a year allow my photo anyway so yes sure. If I die before my wife she can have a digital artist put my eyes back in using old photos.
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I’ll take the Earl Hickey pill.
I really do think I could get down with this. I’m not on social sites and I hate selfies. Only get a photo with the fam every once in a while. Could just say that my eyes are unnaturally photoscopically sensitive.
I’m pretty sure I’d take this even if it was like 10 grand haha
Sure. No one takes photos of me anyway and if someone really wants one I can always throw on some sunglasses. Works for Stevie wonder
I’d take that.
I don’t care much for social media, so no issues there. I could easily retire with that much money, so no worrying about a work ID. My girlfriend might get mad about wedding pictures, but given the circumstances, I think she’ll get past it
Absolutely. I already take terrible photos, who cares if they get even worse
I’d take this for probably $10k. As long as it doesn’t include official documents like passport/visa or drivers license photos.
Only photos I care about would be the professionally taken family photo of me and my wife and kids. Any professional would be able to photo shop to give me open eyes, outside of that, why would I care, I don’t post on social media.
So I’m Forrest Gump? Sounds great.
That’s fine. I don’t take great pics anyways.
Worth it!
I hate having my picture taken anyway. hell yes.
10 million and I already don’t like having my picture taken? Sure. Where do I sign?
I’m good with Photoshop. I’m sure I can figure something out.
I don’t like people taking photos of me anyway, so done deal.
Nope, can’t do it. Not worth it
"My name is Earl"
10 million to never be able to get a new passport, driver’s license, or any other photo ID, wich I will need to do things with my money.
unless I can take a video of myself and then extract a frame to print and use as a passport photo, but that could be done for any photo I want so would seem to be defeating the point.
Sure
I don’t care if my eyes are open. I’ll take the money.
…sure? That is about the weakest "downside" I’ve seen in one of these hypotheticals.
That’s an easy one. Yes.
The things I go through and would be willing to go through for fractions of a fraction of that amount, and you think I wouldn’t accept that deal?
In at 4 million
that’s already what happens, so i’ll take the 10 million please
Easy money! Even more since the people over at photoshop requests are wizards
Sure. Just glue googly eyes on me.
Can I use AI to redo the photo?
Done
With that money I can pay for photoshop or a painter to paint instead of using a camera so it’s not a photo but a painting
Deal.
Hilarious. Done. ✅
100% cool with it
Cool! Then no one will ever want to take a picture of me! Double win!
Yeah, that’s fine, things can be retouched I’m sure. In any case I want the money more than I do the good photos
I don’t like pictures now so sure.
Done.
That’s what all my photos are like. Hand the money over.
Easy yes. This already happens without the 10 million. I can’t even tell if my eyes are open or not, I have to zoom in to see.
Take it, and then challenge someone to get a photo of me with my eyes open. any bets!
Done. Photoshop is a pretty useful tool.
For 10 mil I’d get tattoos of my real eyes on my eyelids.
would this make it impossible to have ID?
I’ll start doing elaborate eye makeup so I’m a work of art with my eyes closed.
Photoshop for eyes open. The driver’s license is the only sticky thing. For that much, and since I literally just had to have a new picture done last month for my DL, I’m good for that 15 years of renewals. After that, hell, I’ll hire someone to drive me if they won’t let me get a DL with closed eyes!
This is a massive downside. Not worth to never be able to leave
Yes
Deal
I’ll take it. Passport is good for 10 years.
I always look horrible in photos anyway. Give me the money!
I would become a connoisseur of luxury sunglasses, and always have a pair on me to match the outfit and occasion. This would be really fun.
Passport photos – these can always be edited. I’ll figure the rest out as a millionaire
Photoshop?
Someone will take pictures of me too?? I’m in
momlife
This is fine
I’m half Asian and it’s obvious when I smile. So no difference in pics equals win for me!
Cool, I hate pictures anyway
Fine by me. I wouldn’t care. My gf, on the other hand, probably would, but oh well.
Sign me up, I don’t like pictures of me.
I rarely and I mean like maybe once a year allow my photo anyway so yes sure. If I die before my wife she can have a digital artist put my eyes back in using old photos.
It’s fine .
I’d take extremely high quality videos than select a scene with my eyes open . Then print.
Photoshop is a thing. I’ll take it.
I’d take this for far less. I dont even have pictures of myself for birth through 30
Some of you need to figure out what money is before you set prices.
I rarely if ever get my picture taken and frankly don’t care about things like that so I’ll take the money.
Bruh there are free apps that can offset this entirely. Easy $10 milly.
I take a lot of photos with sunglasses on as it is 😎 put it in the account.