Okay so, this is a messy one. You’re given $5 billion a year tax free, but in order to earn your money you have to endure getting murdered every day by the magic murder man.
Rules & conditions:
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The $5 billion isn’t upfront, it’ll be given to you after 365 successful murders
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After you’re successfully murdered, you’ll wake up the next day unharmed as if it never happened, but you’ll remember it happening and retain the psychological trauma
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If you fight off the magic murder man and stop him from killing you then you lose and deal is off
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The method is different every day, maybe he’ll shoot you, maybe he’ll chop you up, maybe he’ll throw you in a wood chipper etc, it’s up to the murder man
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It doesn’t matter where you are or what you’re doing at midnight, murder guy will magically spawn at your location and get to work
You willing to go through a year of hell to be filthy rich?
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Copy of the original post in case of edits: Okay so, this is a messy one. You’re given $5 billion a year tax free, but in order to earn your money you have to endure getting murdered every day by the magic murder man.
Rules & conditions:
The $5 billion isn’t upfront, it’ll be given to you after 365 successful murders
After you’re successfully murdered, you’ll wake up the next day unharmed as if it never happened, but you’ll remember it happening and retain the psychological trauma
If you fight off the magic murder man and stop him from killing you then you lose and deal is off
The method is different every day, maybe he’ll shoot you, maybe he’ll chop you up, maybe he’ll throw you in a wood chipper etc, it’s up to the murder man
It doesn’t matter where you are or what you’re doing at midnight, murder guy will magically spawn at your location and get to work
You willing to go through a year of hell to be filthy rich?
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yes bro
Deal. I’ll be sure to be passed out by midnight every night, he can kill me in my slumber.
So all i have to do is to knock myself out with anesthesia before midnight for 365 days to never feel a thing and I get 5 billion per year, correct?
Can i do 4 days and earn a cool 55 mil?
So in other words I should do my best to make sure I’ve sufficiently knocked myself out by midnight each night… also I’d probably stop after a year or two by hiring a bodyguard to end him.