5 million upfront tax free but your bladder stops you from peeing at 30% full. Would you take 5 million but you always feel like you need to pee a little?
No surgical procedures can help you here
Yes you would need to pee more often since you can’t fully empty your bladder. You won’t get a bladder infection just the feeling of discomfort.
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Copy of the original post in case of edits: 5 million upfront tax free but your bladder stops you from peeing at 30% full. Would you take 5 million but you always feel like you need to pee a little?
No surgical procedures can help you here
Yes you would need to pee more often since you can’t fully empty your bladder
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I’ll take the 5 million for nearly no change.
Um, this will lead to a lot of bladde infections.
Would this not cause infection?
Nah, I hate that feeling.
Men over 50 about to c o l l e c t
I feel like this is my life now…so, as long as it doesn’t cause infection, send the $5 million.
That’s life after 50, so yeah
Hi, this is part of my middle-aged life today. Im also diabetic so i am always thirsty meanjng i take in a lot of fluids. Fluids in mean fluids out, but i always feel like there is more. Please pay me
Lol, us old guys would already be 5M richer if this were a thing.
Of course I’d take it. Be a little weird at first having that feeling, but really I bet it would go away after a few minutes and I’d get used to it.
I’m a 40 something man with a prostate the size of an orange. Pee to 30% empty AND $5 million dollars? Win-win
So, where’s my money? 😝
Doesn’t happen now yeah show me the money!
So my life as it is currently and I also get $5m? I’m in.
Easily yes. I have minor bladder issue that sometimes causes me to feel like that. Plus I am currently sitting at my desk on reddit instead of going pee despite needing to, and it isn’t bothering me at all.
No thanks, my doctors would be trying all they can to fix that because my yearly scan for that exact problem would be flagged.
So, 5 million to be middle-aged? I’ll take that.
Hahahaha, joke’s on you, this is already my reality. I’ll take the free 5 Mill.
Ugh, I already fear sneezing with a full bladder. I guess I’m going to be rich with a chance of peeing my pants.
This is litterally where I am already at, I’d gladly take the 5 million over what I’ve been through.
I had a baby just over a month ago and 3 days later my bladder fell completely out of me through my vagina. Been to the hospital multiple times now for it, the only thing they do is shove it back up and give me a catheter which is horribly painful. I have lost the feeling of being able to control when I pee and always feel full now.
And everyone over 50 smiles as they take their cash…
Yep.
I have a chronic health condition that affects my kidneys, and by extension my bladder, so I always feel like I need to pee to some extent or another. Give me my money.
Already have this. Hate overactive bladder. Please pay me. 😀
I have type 1 diabetes so this is pretty much my life already and I could use the 5 mil for this expensive ass disease. Sign me up.
So… How I’ve lived my adult life, but I get millions for it? Where’s that pesky routing number…
I already feel that way so yeah, no problem
I turned 40 last year and I’ve been struggling with this already.. I also drink a ton of water.. so I’ll be hydrated and rich
That’s my every day normal. I’ll take the money. Thanks😁
You guys are getting paid for this? I’ve got a 50 year old prostrate that frequently tells me I need to pee again 5 mins after I’ve been to the can.
Speaking of which now I’m thinking about it …uh BRB…
I know some people who do this for free…
They are so annoying on road trips
So 5 million to feel like almost every guy above 60?
Done, my life stays the same
its normal to have 50 to 100 ml remaining after you pee.
So normally about 20% is left behind anyway.
You would have to bring the amount down to $5 before I reject the offer.
That is called getting older than 50.
Where’s my frigging money?
I feel like this is my life anyway
Sure, why not? It would be a little uncomfortable but that’s kind of life.
Sure, turned 40, and this is life now.
Nah, i sometimes have this when i’m on my period and i hate it xx.
Take the money.
My bladder being 30% full should cause discomfort.
I don’t even feel the need to pee when it’s only that full.
I say no to this
Okay. I already pee a literal dozen times a day.
I kind of already feel this way anyways or at times, and so yes of course
Give me my money. I have the bladder of a 2yo n 95yo all n 1 go already.