5 million dollars but you can never fully relieve yourself when you pee

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5 million upfront tax free but your bladder stops you from peeing at 30% full. Would you take 5 million but you always feel like you need to pee a little?
No surgical procedures can help you here
Yes you would need to pee more often since you can’t fully empty your bladder. You won’t get a bladder infection just the feeling of discomfort.

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    Copy of the original post in case of edits: 5 million upfront tax free but your bladder stops you from peeing at 30% full. Would you take 5 million but you always feel like you need to pee a little?
    No surgical procedures can help you here
    Yes you would need to pee more often since you can’t fully empty your bladder

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  2. Ok_Law219 Avatar

    I’ll take the 5 million for nearly no change.

  3. WhimsicalHoneybadger Avatar

    Um, this will lead to a lot of bladde infections.

  4. Delicious-Ad-2378 Avatar

    Would this not cause infection?

  5. ArabicanStout Avatar

    Nah, I hate that feeling.

  6. Negromancers Avatar

    Men over 50 about to c o l l e c t

  7. BelcantoIT Avatar

    I feel like this is my life now…so, as long as it doesn’t cause infection, send the $5 million.

  8. RicsGhost Avatar

    That’s life after 50, so yeah

  9. Electrical_Pen_7302 Avatar

    Hi, this is part of my middle-aged life today. Im also diabetic so i am always thirsty meanjng i take in a lot of fluids. Fluids in mean fluids out, but i always feel like there is more. Please pay me

  10. Silverbulletday6 Avatar

    Lol, us old guys would already be 5M richer if this were a thing.

  11. dimriver Avatar

    Of course I’d take it. Be a little weird at first having that feeling, but really I bet it would go away after a few minutes and I’d get used to it.

  12. ButtonholePhotophile Avatar

    I’m a 40 something man with a prostate the size of an orange. Pee to 30% empty AND $5 million dollars? Win-win

  13. periwinklepip Avatar

    So, where’s my money? 😝

  14. Strawberryhills1953 Avatar

    Doesn’t happen now yeah show me the money!

  15. b0v1n3r3x Avatar

    So my life as it is currently and I also get $5m? I’m in.

  16. Drunk_Lemon Avatar

    Easily yes. I have minor bladder issue that sometimes causes me to feel like that. Plus I am currently sitting at my desk on reddit instead of going pee despite needing to, and it isn’t bothering me at all.

  17. jeepfail Avatar

    No thanks, my doctors would be trying all they can to fix that because my yearly scan for that exact problem would be flagged.

  18. Legitimate_Bag8259 Avatar

    So, 5 million to be middle-aged? I’ll take that.

  19. lookforfrogs Avatar

    Hahahaha, joke’s on you, this is already my reality. I’ll take the free 5 Mill.

  20. teabagsandmore Avatar

    Ugh, I already fear sneezing with a full bladder. I guess I’m going to be rich with a chance of peeing my pants.

  21. sharkweekiseveryweek Avatar

    This is litterally where I am already at, I’d gladly take the 5 million over what I’ve been through.

    I had a baby just over a month ago and 3 days later my bladder fell completely out of me through my vagina. Been to the hospital multiple times now for it, the only thing they do is shove it back up and give me a catheter which is horribly painful. I have lost the feeling of being able to control when I pee and always feel full now.

  22. 1one14 Avatar

    And everyone over 50 smiles as they take their cash…

  23. zeiaxar Avatar

    I have a chronic health condition that affects my kidneys, and by extension my bladder, so I always feel like I need to pee to some extent or another. Give me my money.

  24. Dragonsrule18 Avatar

    Already have this.  Hate overactive bladder.  Please pay me. 😀

  25. ultimateumami1 Avatar

    I have type 1 diabetes so this is pretty much my life already and I could use the 5 mil for this expensive ass disease. Sign me up.

  26. braveone772 Avatar

    So… How I’ve lived my adult life, but I get millions for it? Where’s that pesky routing number…

  27. NuNuMcG Avatar

    I already feel that way so yeah, no problem

  28. Illustrious-Issue643 Avatar

    I turned 40 last year and I’ve been struggling with this already.. I also drink a ton of water.. so I’ll be hydrated and rich

  29. Routine-Horse-1419 Avatar

    That’s my every day normal. I’ll take the money. Thanks😁

  30. JosKarith Avatar

    You guys are getting paid for this? I’ve got a 50 year old prostrate that frequently tells me I need to pee again 5 mins after I’ve been to the can.
    Speaking of which now I’m thinking about it …uh BRB…

  31. LogicalLeprechaun Avatar

    I know some people who do this for free…

    They are so annoying on road trips

  32. p3lat0 Avatar

    So 5 million to feel like almost every guy above 60?

  33. BayAreaKrakHead Avatar

    Done, my life stays the same

  34. chattywww Avatar

    its normal to have 50 to 100 ml remaining after you pee.

    So normally about 20% is left behind anyway.

    You would have to bring the amount down to $5 before I reject the offer.

  35. rainman4500 Avatar

    That is called getting older than 50.

    Where’s my frigging money?

  36. Thick-Structure9010 Avatar

    I feel like this is my life anyway

  37. SquirrelGirlVA Avatar

    Sure, why not? It would be a little uncomfortable but that’s kind of life.

  38. redditsuckshardnowtf Avatar

    Sure, turned 40, and this is life now.

  39. fennek-vulpecula Avatar

    Nah, i sometimes have this when i’m on my period and i hate it xx. 

  40. ToastiestMouse Avatar

    Take the money.

    My bladder being 30% full should cause discomfort.

    I don’t even feel the need to pee when it’s only that full.

  41. AJBillionaire8888 Avatar
  42. whatdoidonowdamnit Avatar

    Okay. I already pee a literal dozen times a day.

  43. JoshShadows7 Avatar

    I kind of already feel this way anyways or at times, and so yes of course

  44. Villain8893 Avatar

    Give me my money. I have the bladder of a 2yo n 95yo all n 1 go already.