Small update but my plan worked!!
So today my mom and dad went golfing and he wore the shirt. They left before I was awake so I had to wait till they got home, and I did exactly what I said I was going to do.
I’m sitting on the deck and my dad was walking Into the camper so I got up to talk to him.
Me: Hey I’ve done those before
Dad: Done what?
Me: (Pokes at various spots on his shirt)
Dad: You did not just say that to me, I can’t believe you would do that. Get the fuck out of my camper what’s wrong with you. Did you hear what she just said to me?
This is his sense of humor so I wasn’t hurt just happy that it worked LOL
He then went into the camper and immediately took the shirt off followed by
“There are some truths that I don’t need to hear.”
Later we’re sitting by the fire and he starts telling the story to our friends and starts off with ” You wanna know what ruined my day today”
So I think it was a success and don’t think he will be wearing that shirt any time soon 🤣
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Small update but my plan worked!!
So today my mom and dad went golfing and he wore the shirt. They left before I was awake so I had to wait till they got home, and I did exactly what I said I was going to do.
I’m sitting on the deck and my dad was walking Into the camper so I got up to talk to him.
Me: Hey I’ve done those before
Dad: Done what?
Me: (Pokes at various spots on his shirt)
Dad: You did not just say that to me, I can’t believe you would do that. Get the fuck out of my camper what’s wrong with you. Did you hear what she just said to me?
This is his sense of humor so I wasn’t hurt just happy that it worked LOL
He then went into the camper and immediately took the shirt off followed by
“There are some truths that I don’t need to hear.”
Later we’re sitting by the fire and he starts telling the story to our friends and starts off with ” You wanna know what ruined my day today”
So I think it was a success and don’t think he will be wearing that shirt any time soon 🤣
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My dad had these on the soles of his shoes in the 90s
Thank you for updating! Absolutely hilarious 🤣.
Legendary! You are now a legend and shall forever be seen as one. One day minstrels will sing of that iconic moment.
Nicely done!
Thanks for the update! I remember your original post and I’m glad you included a picture of the shirt. Glad your plan worked well!
This is one of the most cringe shirts I’ve ever seen jfc
Where did he get it? My stepfather would LOVE it.
Hahahaha perfect OP. I have to handle my dad similarly.
I would have said “This is the one that brought you into the world.” And pointed at one randomly then gone about my day.
Thank you! My hubby and I cracked up laughing while reading the story. I guess it’s not fun anymore for him to wear that shirt 🤣
Fucking hilarious lololol
Awesome! You made the point with humor.
I am glad this resolved with some good laughs along the way.
Well done
👏 👏 👏 Well played.
🤣🤣 perfect solution
Oh man, I love that shirt. I need it. I already have one that just looks like a blue and red pattern, but if you look closely, it is entirely made up of asses in thongs.
So your Dad discovered the trapped teenager in himself?
My boss has this shirt. He showed it to me and laughed. Yay for workplace sexual jokes…
This shirt is like the suburban white boomer man version of the ahegao hoodie.
Hit him with the: Fuck Your Feelings.