AITA for quoting Home Alone to a kid mid-flight and making him think he caused the plane to go around?

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I was a flight attendant at the time. We were on final approach—gear down, flaps out, just a few hundred feet from the runway—when this kid in the front row starts being loud as hell. Nonstop talking, weird noises, kicking the seat in front… just chaos.

His mom, visibly at her breaking point, leans over and says:

“If you don’t quiet down, the plane won’t be able to land.”

I tried not to laugh, but it was too good. The kid instantly froze. Eyes wide. Dead silent. I gave the mom a quick nod, like, “Nice one.” She smirked. Team effort.

But then, just as we’re seconds from touchdown, the kid starts acting up again, right as I suddenly hear the engines spool up, the nose pitch up, and feel that familiar surge of G-force. We were going around.

Turns out there was a plane still on the runway, and the flight crew had to abort the landing.

The timing was absolutely perfect. Without missing a beat, I leaned down and said, completely deadpan:

“Look what you did, you little jerk.”

Full Home Alone delivery.

The mom burst out laughing. A couple passengers near the front cracked up. But the kid looked like he just got personally blamed for diverting Air Traffic Control. He stared out the window in stunned silence for the rest of the flight like he was processing a felony.

After we landed, the mom told me it was hilarious and thanked me for playing along. But later, another passenger told me I was cruel and could’ve “seriously traumatized him.” They said I humiliated him and it wasn’t my place to say anything.

It was 100% a joke. The mom started it, and I just ran with the bit. But now I’m left wondering…

AITA for leaning into the joke and making that kid think he actually caused the plane to go around?

Comments

  1. flutterrosyswish Avatar

    NTA The mom started the bit and appreciated your follow through. You weren’t scolding the kid you were quoting a movie in a playful way.

  2. vladadog Avatar

    100% NTA! that brat needed little traumatizing anyway

  3. eternityname Avatar

    So long as the mom thought it was funny it’s fine. If the mom was not in on it and upset at you then you mind your own business

  4. CptKUSSCryAllTheTime Avatar

    Did the kid know it was a joke?

  5. acee971 Avatar

    His own mother thought it was funny! NTA!

  6. Melekai_17 Avatar

    NTA. The mom obviously gave you tacit approval so it’s no stranger’s business anyway. Brilliant! Hopefully that kid won’t be such a little shit on flights now!

  7. NotoriousSJV Avatar

    NTA. He won’t behave like that on a plane ever again. You’ve done a huge favor for dozens, maybe hundreds of flyers you’ll never meet.

  8. AKlife420 Avatar

    I read this post yesterday.

  9. Snugglebunny1983 Avatar

    NTA. You handled the situation better than I would. I would have stuffed the annoying little shit into one of the overhead bins.

  10. Time-Improvement6653 Avatar

    LMFAO. You fucking rock. 👊

  11. wigglyzoinkers Avatar

    So you’re a bus driver and a flight attendant??? Huh

  12. ChemistRemote7182 Avatar

    You siezed the moment, thats beautiful. Frankly I hope the kid does believe it for a year or two because that will make a great story when he’s older and realizes what happened.

  13. Sarge4242006 Avatar

    Public humiliation seems to be the ONLY thing that gets through to kids these days. Bravo! To both you & mom.