I have a few, but my favorite is when I was freshly 21, and I was at a dive bar. There was this older, smooth talking man wearing a biker vest. I was playing pool with him, and we were having a good time shooting the shit. He asked if we should put some money on the next game, and I said “nahh, I’m broke” and he got dead serious, looked at me and said “ain’t nobody broke when you w D-bonez, baby” then paid my tab.
I think of D-Bonez often.
Anyone ever been like blown away by some of their lines?
EDIT: while I love to see that D-Bonez has been suave and biker related around the globe, and has touched many people’s lives, I wanna see some real onesssss!!! Or is D-Bonez the only dude that’s spittin heat anymore.
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I had a guy walk right up to me and very politely but directly tell me that if I went home with him he would eat me out for hours, with nothing expected in return. Just straight and to the point. He was my age and cute enough. I declined. But I bet that works more often than people think.
Found D-Bonez’ alt account.
I’ve got a similar one. I was freshly 21, and I was at a sports bar. There was this older, slick talking guy wearing fingerless biker gloves. I was playing darts with him, and we were having a nice time shooting the breeze. His food came out and he asked if I had ordered anything, and I said “nahh I wish, I’m starving” and he got dead serious, looked at me and said “ain’t nobody hungry when you w D-bonez baby” then he gobbled his food and mama bird fed me
Yeah one time this guy asked me questions about myself while we were playing pool. No lie the place was called shooters. I left in a drunken haze but managed to write my number down for him. He kept on trying till we hung out where he proceeded to CONTINUE to make me feel heard. That was years ago I haven’t had any of his kids yet but I swallow them all the time.
By best, and I mean worst – I was on vacation in a foreign country, and I ordered a drink at the bar. This was some years ago when it was normal to have a wad of cash in your pocket. And I did, because I needed to get enough of the local currency for the duration of my trip.
I walked up to the bar and as I waited for my drink, I noticed a way younger guy just to my left eyeing me up. And down. And up. And down again. I ignored him and just looked at the bartenders. After a few minutes of having to wait, I ordered a beer and when I tried to be discreet about my cash in my wallet, he leaned right over on his barstool, peered into my purse, and said with a hilarious accent, “WOW! You have a lot of money! Can you buy me some drinks?! I’m a cheap date! I’ll go home with you!”
Admittedly I laughed, but politely declined. I was in a relationship, and also, no. Just…no. It was actually mildly humorous, but I had to pass. For several reasons. 😅
A bunch of years ago my friend and I were dateless at a club on New Years Eve. It was 11:59pm and the DJ starts the countdown. With 45 seconds to go, a goodlooking guy a little younger than me comes up to me and says “Hi my name is Nate and I don’t have a lot of time.”
Needless to say, we made out a few seconds later.
Idk about best, I’ll have to ruminate on that.
Worst was 2 days ago my boss (F21) and I (F32) were having a drink and gossiping and the guy who’d been eyeing my boss opens with, “liberal college towns are ruining our state” and I wonder if that has ever worked for him. Ragebaiting women into a conversation or something? Idfk.
I’ve been with my husband for forever so this happened in high school, not at a bar.
I was a freshman in high school AKA “fresh meat” and the boys were not shy about letting me know that. I was sexually harassed literally two steps off the bus on my first day of school. I was immediately over all of the attention and quickly learned how to navigate these dudes.
Later that week a gorgeous guy comes into health class and sits next to me. It’s awkward because it’s health class and we are being told about upcoming lessons including sex education. He then proceeds to turn to me and says Mia, your name means mine in Spanish, how about I take you out to my van and make you Mia I don’t think I found my voice in that moment but suffice it to say I did not go lol
That was the mid 90’s and I still think about it from time to time
D-Bonez patron saint of broke women 🙏
Twenty years old, platinum blonde, and white as the driven snow (like, super-white, translucent white, sometimes asked if I’m albino white), standing at this little beach side bar in Port Antonio, Jamaica, waiting for my Red Stripe and a plate of fresh pineapple. There’s a guy named Ramscram who works there, built like a – well, like a building I guess, if it was made of dark, shiny, polished mahogany. He leans against the bar next to me, his arm brushing against my shoulder, which he looks at and just touches with one finger, and then says “Your skin… it’s so smooooth…” I looked up at him sideways and said “Ramscram, I think the word you’re looking for is Pale.” He leans back a little, looks me up and down, and say “Nah, nah, I’m gonna take My tan, and I’m gonna put it aaaallll over you.“
I declined, but man that guy had some game.
Bonus story:
The all-time winning game that actually worked on me, didn’t happen at a club or a bar, it happened in a dorm room, when this lanky, cocky, young brunet, with big, brown eyes had the audacity to say to me “Would it be too forward of me to ask you to take off your pants?” I looked at him like you would expect me to, and scoffed “Yes!”
In response, he tipped his head a little so his bangs fell into his eyes, gave me this devious sideways smirk that still makes all the bones in my skeleton dissolve, and says “Yeah, but are you gonna do it anyway?”
I did.
Married 32 years. 😉
Lol I love your story! He wasn’t a stranger but I didn’t know him well at that point. God he had game. Crazy Love by Van Morrison came on the jukebox. He pulled me up and into his arms and said “god, I love this song. Dance with me.” Then proceeded to dance with me in the middle of a bar where no one else was dancing.
Met a guy at a bar in Galway, Ireland. I didn’t find him super physically attractive, but the banter was good and I was in my Eat Pray Love era so I was feeling it. He told me if I went home with him he’d “have me walkin like John Wayne for t’ree weeks” 😂 Cannot confirm, but we did make out lol