If you woke up a woman for a day, what’s the first thing you’d do?

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You wake up a woman. What is the first thing you do?

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  2. rayjaymor85 Avatar

    My wife likes women too, so, I’d wake her up…

  3. Consistent-Two-6561 Avatar

    A practical assessment of how their bodies actually work.
    I’d start on my own and then find a partner so I could feel how sex is like from their perspective.

  4. Difficult_Zebra3182 Avatar

    Same, after waking up first I wear some clothes.

  5. ZaneBradleyX Avatar

    Load up the bar for some heavy hip thrusts at the gym 😂

  6. Browndog888 Avatar

    Squeeze my boobs.

  7. tgr3947 Avatar

    Go drink for free at a bar.

  8. No_Salad_68 Avatar

    Play with my clit and boobs. Then go do some lesbian stuff.

  9. Resident_Inside285 Avatar

    Experience what it’s like to wear a pretty dress and try make up on. 

  10. MHJay94 Avatar

    Panic and wonder what the hell happened overnight. Probably call in sick and hide away for the day until I become a man again because my family, friends and coworkers would be very creeped out too

  11. crimsonavenger77 Avatar

    Wonder why I’d woken up as a woman, tell my wife she would have to bat for the other side until we figured out what had happened, ask my wife for clothing advice.

  12. Grand_Raccoon0923 Avatar

    With my luck, probably start my period.

  13. TwstdMason Avatar

    I would run around public in a sun dress and with no panties so I could feel the breeze… Then go home and play with myself unless I find a quaint corner in a restaurant.

  14. MannysBeard Avatar

    I’d feel very confused and try to understand what happened whilst I was asleep

    To the dudes who said they’d naturally wake up, find out they no longer have a cock and just start playing with themselves: you’re probably halfway there right now anyway. You go girl!

  15. dasookwat Avatar

    most likely get a coffee, and toilet break, because i’m barely functional before that, and i’m not dealing with weird shit before my coffee

  16. bringinjoy Avatar

    Double penetration.

  17. G09SkinnyBoy Avatar

    Gotta touch my boobs. Would I be attracted to myself? I can’t get hard though. That would be so weird…

  18. Natural_Parsnip_5291 Avatar

    I’m pulling a camera out and taking the easy ticket to get rich while I have got the opportunity 👀

  19. InsaneInTheRAMdrain Avatar

    Make a years worth of OF content in a day.

  20. Goblin_Deez_ Avatar

    See if women can secretly fly but aren’t telling us

  21. KayakingATLien Avatar

    If I woke up a woman? I’d spend the rest of the day apologizing for waking her up so suddenly. /s

  22. fromdaperimeter Avatar

    Go back to sleep and hope it’s just a dream.

  23. Mircowaved-Duck Avatar

    document the transformation, contact tge closest scientist and discover how magic works to unlock a new field of science: magican

  24. Eastern_Ad976 Avatar

    Pray I’m not going to have my period.

  25. TheMonkeyInCharge Avatar

    Probably should have asked what the second thing we’d do is, OP.

  26. Floppydisksareop Avatar

    Depends so much on the circumstances. Am I in an alternate timeline, where I’ve always been a woman? Did I get abducted by a crazy surgeon? Was it the magic of the druids? Do I know why it happened? Do people close to me know why and how it happened? Am I the same person otherwise that I was before, or did everything else in my life change too? Did all of my ID papers change with me, or I’m just a completely undocumented shadow person now?

    If the answer to all of these is “no”, then I’d probably have a panic attack because this situation would be some reality bending bullshit.

  27. SSB_Kyrill Avatar

    So your teeth are finished, and …

    ooh wheres my dick at

    Wheres my dick at? Hey HEY

  28. Jizzlobba Avatar

    Probably piss on the floor, not really awake for the 1st one of the day.

  29. -stud Avatar

    Making OnlyFans and milking the cash out of gooners.

  30. Illustrious_Brain_4 Avatar

    I wake up a woman every day. I wake my wife.

  31. Revolutionary-Dog835 Avatar

    Lose balance because all of a sudden I’d have tities.

  32. therealsix Avatar

    Same question asked all the time on Reddit. Same answers.

  33. MyLandIsMyLand89 Avatar

    I would try on a thong to see if it’s actually fucking comfortable.

  34. tera_chachu Avatar

    Getting laid will be much easier so gonna try that for sure.

  35. getridofwires Avatar

    Well it’s probably my wife, I’d apologize for waking her up. If it’s the weekend I’d probably go start making breakfast.

  36. PaintballProofMonk Avatar

    Probably have like a mental collapse. There’s not only an absence where my penis was, there’s now also a strange orifice I can insert my fingers into and it will send sensations throughout my body? Where my pecs were I now have gelatinous breast tissue? My hips have widened, my shoulders have got narrower, I’m half as strong as I was, my voice has pitched up, my brain works differently and my feet are half the size?

    Yeah. First thing I’m doing in this Kafka-esque nightmare is having a mental breakdown.

  37. Cold-Pomegranate6739 Avatar

    Talk to other women and see whether or not this whole “sisterhood” thing they keep going about is actually real

    Walk around to see if someone actually will sexually harass me and if they do, punch them in the jaw and see how it goes

    Get together with a guy and just straight up tell him how I feel and what I want and see if this changes things for the better

    Marry someone and see if my libido will suddenly vanish to figure out what’s the deal with all of the dead bedroom stuff

    Try to get a new job and see if I’ll be able to negotiate the same salary as my male coworkers

  38. nathandrake007 Avatar

    Will let my single homies hit me

  39. krmarci Avatar

    Do I know whether it reverts?

    If not, panic.

  40. AleksandrNevsky Avatar

    I have a pact with a friend from college that I’m calling in, not sure she’d believe she’d actually have to make good on it at first though.

  41. Rhino3750ss Avatar

    The same exact thing I already do which is to palpate my tits.

  42. Love_Anime- Avatar

    I’d grow a penis

  43. Idum23 Avatar

    go dress shopping

  44. Certain-Sock-7680 Avatar

    My Mrs would be pretty surprised, TBH.

  45. Neekool_Boolaas Avatar

    I would suggest asking in r/egg_irl, you might get some good tips there.

  46. LightoftheSun777 Avatar

    Apologize to all men for.my gender and how crappy we are to men.

  47. Ricky_Martins_Vagina Avatar

    I’m not getting out of bed until I’ve hit that squirt button

  48. LofderZotheid Avatar

    Have a shit. Like every day.

  49. hollywoodswinger1976 Avatar

    Maybe not be lesbian for a day

  50. Responsible_Trash199 Avatar

    Flick the bean

    Live life on easy mode

  51. bimjob92 Avatar

    Check to see if size really does matter

  52. Agathodaimo Avatar

    Ask if she is okay and whether she knows how she ended up there.

  53. DreadfulRauw Avatar

    Tell her good morning.

  54. lobby82 Avatar

    Take a driving lesson

  55. NewUser7630 Avatar

    Try to piss while standing.

  56. SnooBeans8816 Avatar

    It’s just for 1 day?

    Either go to my lesbian best friend and enjoy the slippery slide.

    Go to a lesbian bar and enjoy some scissoring.

    Or go to a sex shop and buy some bad dragons.

    I mean.. sex.. sex is the first and only thing I gonna do for 24 hours straight.

  57. trulyElse Avatar

    I’d text work and say I wasn’t coming in, then spend my morning researching what happened.

  58. Brilliant-Onion2129 Avatar

    Hmmm wouldn’t you like to know?!

  59. Maximum_Lemon_5247 Avatar

    Realistically my attention is going straight to my boobs

  60. E_sto_cavolfiore Avatar

    you dont wanna know.

  61. Anton_Zimsky Avatar

    Given the fact that I want so bad to be one, I think that the first feeling would definitely be surprise and relief.

    I mean, suddenly, you get a strange new body, some assets you spent your life to dream about.

    I’d be quite happy but scared at the same time because even if I want to be one, it’s quite strange to wake up in a foreign body. I’d definitely throw my underwear in order to see the thing I dreamt of for so many times : my pussy. Then, I’d play with my boobs for sure (please, let me have some big ones) and then my hair.

    After maybe ten minutes of intense playing, I’d wake up in order to get what is really appealing for me as a woman : their height. As a 6′ 1” man, I’d be amazed to see that the world has grown so much suddenly. Then, I’d look for my wallet in order to know if I’m stuck in a dimension where I was born a girl or if I’m still male.

    And then I’d gladly go into shower in order to clean myself and mostly my hair.

  62. 12altoids34 Avatar

    If my body is anything like my body now, I would be a very unattractive woman. And I would hope that the beard would be gone. If the beard was still there I wouldn’t shave it because you know, it’s only for one day,

    If I was what I would consider an attractive woman I would dress rather sexy, but not too revealing, and go out in public just to see how differently I am treated by strangers, both male and female.

    One day honestly isn’t much so it wouldn’t give me a lot of opportunity to do things. I would be able to better experience being a woman if I had a week or a month.

  63. papasmurrff2222 Avatar

    Eat a lot of food and see if they actually poop or it is a hoax as widely discussed

  64. ilovebooobiesssssss Avatar

    Let my virgin homies tap

  65. SilentAirline6611 Avatar

    Assuming I have the same In shape body I had as a guy but just the female version. I’d prob hoe it up wear short shorts crop tops anything I can use to show off my body. And see how much numbers I could get by the end of the day from men & women.

  66. ExpensivePapaya670 Avatar

    Knowing me, I’ll probably just nod back off ‘cause I’ll be certain I’m still in a dream… 😅

  67. RoyalGh0sts Avatar

    My girlfriend would have a blast picking out and making me try on clothes.

    She would probably also try to teach me about certain things that are difficult for women to make me understand her troubles in life.

  68. Thats-right999 Avatar

    Shave my legs and pits

  69. Falcoln1342 Avatar

    The dishes.. maybe make some dinner to see if I’m better at those tasks now lol

  70. TorrenceMightingale Avatar

    Queef. Always wished I could fart out of my dick.

  71. Nasty_Nox Avatar

    Look in the mirror and smile that im ( very probably ) prettier than before. 

  72. New_Range5949 Avatar

    Get fucked. Both holes.

  73. 1977fordf150 Avatar

    Make my wife eat my pussy.

  74. tpt75 Avatar

    Finger myself then try to get layed.

  75. IV-Manufacturer Avatar

    Knowing my fate, end up in heels at a wedding where the toilets are half a mile away.

  76. K4m1K4tz3 Avatar

    *stares into the camera* …Brush my hair…

  77. FlashySeries6098 Avatar

    I really want to understand what the fuss is all about. I would check that.

  78. More-Dragonfly5554 Avatar

    Argument. Now I have a better chance of winning.

  79. twombles21 Avatar

    Probably buy some slutty lingerie, play with myself, and wear out a vibrator making as much OF content as I could to sell after I changed back.

  80. odonkz Avatar

    If I wake up a woman, it’s probably a very urgent thing, like I woke up my mom once before midnight because I forgot to buy supplies for a school project tomorrow

  81. AutomaticCandidate54 Avatar

    I’d probably just stay at home all day and play with my own tits.

  82. Agigator-TunaTater Avatar

    I would want to talk to the manager.

  83. In_TouchGuyBowsnlace Avatar

    See just how much I could fit in there, experimenting with larger and larger items.

  84. 12_Volt_Man Avatar

    Play with my new hairy pussy!

  85. SylAbys Avatar

    Freak the fuck out

  86. slotheriffic Avatar

    As Fred from scooby do once said, “I can look a myself, naked!!”

  87. Ojy Avatar

    Make her breakfast in bed.

  88. CassiusDio138 Avatar

    I’m not that curious

  89. btmg1428 Avatar

    Take pictures of my tootsies and sell them online for a quick buck.

  90. Geeko22 Avatar

    Multiple orgasms, obviously.

  91. Random-Guy-715 Avatar

    I’d immediately find out what multi orgasms feel like.

  92. ShotInitial2590 Avatar

    Get promoted as much as I can for no other reason than I’m a woman.

  93. goldgunmatt Avatar

    hop in the shower and start researching.

  94. Suspicious-Garbage92 Avatar

    Play with myself. Let’s see what this orgasm is all about

  95. HabANahDa Avatar

    Play with boobs and flick the bean.

  96. Careos Avatar

    See what fits

  97. boost_to_get_through Avatar

    Shave my beard off lol

  98. _chalkdust Avatar

    See how many times i could make myself orgasm… then try and get into some lesbian situations. Maybe get some free drinks at a bar. Not looking to get dicked down though.

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  100. bluedancepants Avatar

    Probably squeeze them to see if they’re real and then check if my penis is there.

    Followed by running to the mirror in shock and asking myself what happened.

    And then probably pee go back to bed assuming I was a girl this whole time. And it was probably Mandela effect that I thought I was a guy.

  101. locoghoul Avatar

    My lawyer adviced me to skip this question

  102. TitoBalls Avatar

    Hang out with my best friend and start a fight, ruin our day together by bringing up old shit, and then shirking off any accountability by crying and blaming him

  103. passportpowell2 Avatar

    Hopefully I’d have big breast because I’d play with them for AGES

  104. WinsAtCarnivals Avatar

    This is easy. 

    Most likely complain about everything about me as a man. 

  105. Pschmitty1999 Avatar

    I’d bitch about the patriarchy as much as I could and take the time to do every bad thing I’ve ever wanted to without taking any accountability

  106. HumanMycologist5795 Avatar

    Either go back to sleep or get out of bed.

    Otherwise, use the bathroom or make coffee. Same as I do now.

  107. HalcyoneDays Avatar

    Find out what multiple orgasms are like. DP myself

  108. joker0812 Avatar

    Never wake a sleeping woman.

  109. OrchidNo6853 Avatar

    Have my morning coffee then go poop

  110. rhubarbpie22 Avatar

    Stare at my tits probably.

  111. Effective-Visual-995 Avatar

    If I woke up a woman, I’d ask her if she’d like a coffee.

  112. Traditional-King-211 Avatar

    Grab a mirror and inspect my new plumbing.

  113. MindlessDouchebag Avatar

    Try to not turn suicidal as overwhelming rage consumes my every thought. There’s something about the idea of having a woman’s body that both pisses me off and makes want to kill myself. That day would probably traumatize me for the rest of my life and cause me to spiral back into depression. Fuck that noise, life as a human is only worth living to me if I can live as a man.

  114. Barkeep41 Avatar

    Give her a hug and a kiss on the neck.

  115. usernamescifi Avatar

    I have a feeling that processing all the various anatomical/physiological changes in such a short timespan would actually be very unpleasant. The human body is a rather sophisticated machine, if you go in there and start editing variables, then I could see that manifesting in a good deal of discomfort. I can only imagine that it would take time for your body to process the changes and eventually normalize. I mean, human development is already a rather lengthy process that occurs over a timeline of many years. 

    So the first thing I’d do is say, “What the feck happened” and then call in sick, and then stay in bed the rest of the day.