I never, ever, piss in the shower. I don’t want to step where other people have urinated, and I don’t imagine that anyone else wants to step where I have.
A better question would be about what happens when you piss outside. Hold it and aim to try to go as far as possible.
I aim for things. Wife’s loofah, her shampoo and conditioner bottles (remove tops first), kids wash cloths. Hitting my targets starts my day off positively.
Multitasking. I let the pee flow while my hands continue washing myself. Maybe I’m washing my hair when I pee. Or getting my underarms. But it’s usually the upper part of my body I’m washing while peeing in the shower.
I’m gonna be honest here… If I do pee in the shower, I like making little spirals and squiggly lines like when your playing with the garden hose on a hot day and you pretend that your a water bender from avatar or something haha
This reminds me of the scene in Superstore show, where the guy says he takes a dump in the shower and then pushes the turd with his foot into the drain 😀🙀
It is one of the few times that it ALMOST doesn’t matter where it goes so some of us take advantage and helicopter dick it spraying everywhere. Right guys??
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Nope. Total freedom.
Sometimes not even when using a toilet/urinal.
Nope, its free
I do but usually to point it wildly in all directions since I can’t do that with a toilet
Only if it’s one of those situations where I immediately go from bed to shower in a rush. I wouldn’t want to blast my chin with urine.
Otherwise, I’m multi-tasking cleaning my upper body with hands.
I use the freedom to do a handstand and mix things up a bit
I don’t hold my penis when using a toilet or urinal.
Helicopter
Dealer’s choice really. Could hold it, could let it dangle.
Free Willy
I aim for the drain. I’m not a savage.
I’ve never peed in the shower, that’s disgusting. Why the fuck would you piss where you are cleaning yourself?
Yes, I aim for the drain
HELICOPTER HELICOPTER
The only time in life when you let him really swing free.
It’s either palms on the wall or hip-side power stance
I never, ever, piss in the shower. I don’t want to step where other people have urinated, and I don’t imagine that anyone else wants to step where I have.
A better question would be about what happens when you piss outside. Hold it and aim to try to go as far as possible.
I see how far I can pee up my own body
Wait, you’re supposed to use your hands at the toilet
Nope, it’s water wiggle time!
I aim for things. Wife’s loofah, her shampoo and conditioner bottles (remove tops first), kids wash cloths. Hitting my targets starts my day off positively.
Multitasking. I let the pee flow while my hands continue washing myself. Maybe I’m washing my hair when I pee. Or getting my underarms. But it’s usually the upper part of my body I’m washing while peeing in the shower.
I never hold it, maybe cuz I’m small down there idk, not much to hold onto
No but I do when I shit in the shower
No but I shit in the shower
Why would I waste energy
I don’t pee in the shower, my shower is right next to my toilet so why be that lazy?
Nope, you can’t miss the floor in the shower
I’m gonna be honest here… If I do pee in the shower, I like making little spirals and squiggly lines like when your playing with the garden hose on a hot day and you pretend that your a water bender from avatar or something haha
I don’t hold my dong at a toilet or urinal either, not like it’s just gonna grow wings and start flying around. Right?
Spray and pray
nope
I do so I can hit the drain
Sure don’t
No
Nope down my leg is just fine
No but I stand in a way that it goes directly down the drain
Hold it and WINDMILL IT ‘ROUND.
Well, yes and no. We have to hold it to aim at various targets in the shower.
Just back from the global meeting of men where I asked your question. In a shock result it appears differs from man to man.
No….why would I?
Nope. Just let ‘er rip hands-free.
Now when we poop in the shower…well, let’s just say that can vary from guy to guy and sometimes can get a little complicated… right, fellas?
Wait people aim when peeing in the urinal?
Only if I have a hard on to make sure it is peeing down
No, I multi-task. At the same time I’m peeing I still soap up, lather, and rinse other body parts.
Do the helicopter. You’re in the shower, live a little.
I don’t pee in the shower at all for hygiene reasons. (I know I am a clean freak)
no just let it go, all going down the same hole
Hell nah Spray and pray 😂
This reminds me of the scene in Superstore show, where the guy says he takes a dump in the shower and then pushes the turd with his foot into the drain 😀🙀
Yes, its a pee shooter. Gotta aim right in the drain whilst standing in the rain. I mean, who does try to pee right in one of them there drain holes.
It is one of the few times that it ALMOST doesn’t matter where it goes so some of us take advantage and helicopter dick it spraying everywhere. Right guys??