Probably that she is innocent or that whatever she did was right even if not legal. So I’d stand by her side without a doubt, figure out how we solve it.
She’s currently super pregnant and has always been a chronic rule follower.
I’d assume she was pulled over for a minor traffic infraction for the first time in her life, she started crying/freaking out, and the cop decided today was the day to escalate it into an arrest.
Less likely but possible that she punched someone for touching her belly after being told to back off.
I’d ask for info on bail and then start researching civil rights lawyers.
Based on past relationships, I would say it was something incredibly minor that escalated to the point of being ridiculous. Like, she was pulled over for her license plate being expired by a week or a burned out taillight and the officer intended to give her “courtesy reminder” (not even a warning or ticket) to get it taken care of, but she flipped out on the officer about how he’s a liar and there’s no possible way her new sticker wasn’t on there, and went ballistic.
She was defending herself and whoever was around thought that she was attacking someone. No way i would marry a violent woman because i’m not a violent guy.
So that is where my wife is getting those questions she is asking me from…I told her I’d assume she was trying to cross the Mexico Us boarder carrying steroids “WTF why?!”
Ok so not married, no girlfriend either. So I’ll go off my last relationship. Most likely DUI and/or possession. She’s young, irresponsible, likes to party and smoke a little weed. Weed’s not legal here.
I have a fiancee so not wife quite yet but I would be very puzzled because she’s on city council where we live and in the almost 7 years that we’ve been together I don’t believe I’ve ever seen her break a law. I would assume that it’d be something like she got so heated and passionate about a local political issue that she finally snapped and took her rage on some poor soul though.
Probably beat someone’s ass for trying to steal her phone or grope her or something.
When we first started dating she told me she was recently arrested and spent the night in jail. This dude was stalking her and found her after a baseball game, grabbed her phone, she proceeded to beat the shit out of him trying to get her phone back, some bouncer at a nearby bar called the cops, they came and arrested her instead of the fucking asshole causing all this. No charges or anything she was free to go the next morning.
After she told me I was like damn, sounds like you got the bad deal on that one. I found out who this guy was and have a file on him. If I ever see him around it’ll be my turn. But that was like 10 years ago so I doubt anything will happen at this point.
That she hired a hit man to kill me but he turned out to be a cop. Because let’s be honest here, if she were actually able to pull that off, I wouldn’t be around to hear she’d been arrested.
I would understand that the cop is a bastard, and would assume they fabricated a reason to arrest her because they were offended by something she said.
My wife has a problem regulating emotions and a heavy moral compass. So if she was wronged, she’d typically lose her cool and that the charges were disorderly conduct or battery
MY WIFE?? Assault. Defending someone weaker than her by kicking the living shit out of the attacker. So while it wouldn’t ACTUALLY be assault….thats what they’d need to charge her with until the charges get dropped
I would someone threatened her sister and she fucked them up. My wife fiercely defends her family and just because she hasn’t gotten physical with someone yet doesn’t mean she can’t or won’t.
Definitely that she went overboard protecting the kids.
My ex was so sweet and kind, 4’11, soft spoken. I mean, she was a nurse in a care home, and the families would send cards and presents for holidays even years after the patient passsed.
Except when it came to the kids. Then the Italian came out. And not the passionate, expressive, Italian with hand gestures and flamboyant curses. No, this was the Sicilian, who will cut you.
If she has our son, then very likely someone tried to do something to our son, and she went rabid. If she doesn’t have our son, she probably got into a petty fight over a minor inconvenience.
Aside from going rabid on someone who involves our son, my wife is too soft to randomly brawl.
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I’m the victim of identity theft.
Probably that she is innocent or that whatever she did was right even if not legal. So I’d stand by her side without a doubt, figure out how we solve it.
100% the cop was an asshole to her and she just stayed true to her nature.
Someone touched one of our twins.
I’d assume she hurt someone because he/she tried to hurt my kid.
That or violation of portrait rights or something.
She stabbed someone.
I assume that my wife has been arrested
She stole someone’s dog for not taking care of it
Someone finally did it
She yelled at someone’s child for kicking a cat
It would be a shock to me because I don’t have a wife.
Stranger Danger, because I don’t have a wife, and I don’t care how much candy you have, I’m not going with you
Illegal level of constant bitching.
She reached her limit and just couldn’t put up with the shit from her coworkers anymore.
Pretty bemused, because I’m not married
Well if I truly love her I stonewall as much as possible then when he’s gone start burning any evidence she left behind.
she assaulted someone. probably road rage. she’s a good girl. lol
My wife? Bunny? – Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up, man!
Who this bitch kill?
“I don’t want to press charges sir/ma’am, it was probably my fault she assaulted me”
Someone who shouldn’t have been was running their mouth and caught some hands. Don’t know who yet…..
Drunken disorderly. 🤣😂
Shoplifting shoes…..again
Fight
That I have a wife, and apparently she’s black.
My wife is smart AF. If she is going to break the law, she is going big. Like Breaking Bad times 10.
I’m missing a child, or someone hurt one of our children.
Shes secretly a billionaire with unpaid taxes
That they have the wrong guy. I’m gay
I would assume that someone tried to fuck with our kid and she unleashed hell on them.
Hopefully she isn’t talking to them without an attorney present.
She’s committed a traffic violation for sure
Someone should tell her husband. We got divorced 18 years ago.
She’s currently super pregnant and has always been a chronic rule follower.
I’d assume she was pulled over for a minor traffic infraction for the first time in her life, she started crying/freaking out, and the cop decided today was the day to escalate it into an arrest.
Less likely but possible that she punched someone for touching her belly after being told to back off.
I’d ask for info on bail and then start researching civil rights lawyers.
Based on past relationships, I would say it was something incredibly minor that escalated to the point of being ridiculous. Like, she was pulled over for her license plate being expired by a week or a burned out taillight and the officer intended to give her “courtesy reminder” (not even a warning or ticket) to get it taken care of, but she flipped out on the officer about how he’s a liar and there’s no possible way her new sticker wasn’t on there, and went ballistic.
I would assume it was an error or some sort of traffic incident.
She assaulted the Capitol (again).
Either protesting against some injustice or they’ve got the wrong woman
She was defending herself and whoever was around thought that she was attacking someone. No way i would marry a violent woman because i’m not a violent guy.
Corrupt cops.
He was lying since I don’t have a wife.
That somehow it was my fault
Damn now I’m going to be working 3 jobs because of her dumb ass.
I asked them if she’d stolen from her employer again.
She had
So that is where my wife is getting those questions she is asking me from…I told her I’d assume she was trying to cross the Mexico Us boarder carrying steroids “WTF why?!”
Probably someone stole her space in a parking lot, or she saw some sort of injustice and reacted badly.
Confusion and concern for her wellbeing in that moment. And until I had more info the assumption that it’s some kind of mistake.
sheesh, that sub is rough lol.
Ok so not married, no girlfriend either. So I’ll go off my last relationship. Most likely DUI and/or possession. She’s young, irresponsible, likes to party and smoke a little weed. Weed’s not legal here.
RIGHT. wheres the body i need to help hide? also… who am i married to?
That the Cop ended up having a BAD day for fucking with her , wouldn’t have wanted to be him 🤔🤣
She got into a fight over reproductive rights…
Illegal use of finger in traffic.
They would have their reason. I would go to the policestation, ask for information, and would get the best lawyer I would be able to pay for.
My wife went outside? No way
Stabbed a subordinate or salaried management.
I’d assume the cop was lying. That’s what they do.
Other option is that he’s too stupid to understand who I am, who my wife is, or what “arrested” means.
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That she killed a guest at her hotel.
Definitely road rage.
I’d have one free night before I got her out the next morning.
She’s innocent.
Doing 120+ on the highway on her way to/from work.
I have a fiancee so not wife quite yet but I would be very puzzled because she’s on city council where we live and in the almost 7 years that we’ve been together I don’t believe I’ve ever seen her break a law. I would assume that it’d be something like she got so heated and passionate about a local political issue that she finally snapped and took her rage on some poor soul though.
Drag racing
She finally caught the asshole stealing her work lunch…
…She works from home…
Probably beat someone’s ass for trying to steal her phone or grope her or something.
When we first started dating she told me she was recently arrested and spent the night in jail. This dude was stalking her and found her after a baseball game, grabbed her phone, she proceeded to beat the shit out of him trying to get her phone back, some bouncer at a nearby bar called the cops, they came and arrested her instead of the fucking asshole causing all this. No charges or anything she was free to go the next morning.
After she told me I was like damn, sounds like you got the bad deal on that one. I found out who this guy was and have a file on him. If I ever see him around it’ll be my turn. But that was like 10 years ago so I doubt anything will happen at this point.
Doesn’t matter, what does she need
That she threw hands at a bigot in a convenience store after a night out at the bar
” what did she do?”
Cool, cooking for one tonight!
She saw a bush with pretty flowers and decided to pick one to put on her dash. Turns out the bush was some federally protected plant.
She 110% crashed her car into someone’s car and ran.
Indecent exposure again?
I’d assume the position, whatever she did I know I’d be right in the middle of too.
She’s been suckin dudes off at the rest stop again. I thought that spot on her cheek tasted different than tapioca pudding. Fool me for the 27th time…
She finally resolved her conflict with her arch-nememis.
I would smile and say they have the wrong address.
Oh good, they finally outlawed adultery! Meh.
Ever seen the episode of boba burgers where Linda goes to jail because she had to poop and couldn’t make it to a toilet so she shit in a bush?
Probably that. She has IBS.
Haha. Knowing my wife? Assaulting a police officer.
Easy, road rage.
She beat the shit out of someone that got handsy with her.
She probably fucked up some racist for calling her a slur or degrading Latinos.
I’d gladly pay the bail and find a good lawyer.
I don’t have a wife so I’d be really confused and assume someone used my information to falsify a marriage for whatever reason.
Nothing until she called me.
He’s mistaken me for somebody with a wife
That she hired a hit man to kill me but he turned out to be a cop. Because let’s be honest here, if she were actually able to pull that off, I wouldn’t be around to hear she’d been arrested.
Our lawyer will argue self-defense.
That they fucked up and or someone is lying. My wife is the definition of a proper graceful lady.
Time to get the popcorn and find out what this drama is about.
“You mean they found her?”
I don’t have a wife. But if it were my ex wife I would assume she was driving drunk.
I’d be confused because I dont remember getting married
Im free
Could I get a ride to the police station? You see, I’m still single, sir, and so that would seriously speed up my dating process
I would understand that the cop is a bastard, and would assume they fabricated a reason to arrest her because they were offended by something she said.
DUI
She can be a crazy bitch. So I would assume anything from petty theft to mass murder.
Babe I love you. You know I’m joking.
DWI
High end escorting, because she’s pretty hot.
My wife has a problem regulating emotions and a heavy moral compass. So if she was wronged, she’d typically lose her cool and that the charges were disorderly conduct or battery
I’d breakout into that Kool & the Gang song – Celebration 🎉
That I had finally sent her to the point of snapping
MY WIFE?? Assault. Defending someone weaker than her by kicking the living shit out of the attacker. So while it wouldn’t ACTUALLY be assault….thats what they’d need to charge her with until the charges get dropped
That she had a panic attack in traffic and drove onto the grass or down the sidewalk trying to get away from the congestion.
I would someone threatened her sister and she fucked them up. My wife fiercely defends her family and just because she hasn’t gotten physical with someone yet doesn’t mean she can’t or won’t.
Either a scam, or she finally snapped and went postal on her mom.
Definitely that she went overboard protecting the kids.
My ex was so sweet and kind, 4’11, soft spoken. I mean, she was a nurse in a care home, and the families would send cards and presents for holidays even years after the patient passsed.
Except when it came to the kids. Then the Italian came out. And not the passionate, expressive, Italian with hand gestures and flamboyant curses. No, this was the Sicilian, who will cut you.
That she’s innocent or justified and I need to keep my damn mouth shut until I have counsel as well.
What are you, a cop?
She defended herself against an attacker with the self defence attributes I gave her.
If the internet has taught me anything it is that she’s drunk and resisting arrest because she was a Karen about something
Sheis Bipolar so, I would assume a lot of things
Speeding
That aint my wife u got the wrong dude
For my ex, Drinking snd driving.
B&E and she’s getting 3 hots and cot. I’d slide some dough on her books and call it good.
JK I don’t know anything about women.
Presumably the cop would use proper punctuation. And I’d be surprised to hear the news, what with not having a wife and all.
Oh she 100% got in a fight with someone
Somebody slighted our toddler in some way and she lost her shit on them.
She, along with her sister, were arrested at a protest rally.
A ‘Karen’ like outburst.
She finally snapped and beat the shit out of a drug addict harassing people.
I would sigh heavily. Because I just know I’m going to get yelled at because whatever it is it’s my fault.
That ICE detained her.
Road rage
She’s definitely a scammer. Because I’m not married.
Haha. Nice try. I invoke my marital privilege to not testify against my spouse.
I’d assume she witnessed someone being a racist or abusing animals or something.
She slapped the shit out of someone. That’s what I would assume she has done
That I must’ve gotten married during some crazy bender I dont remember and to a criminal wife no less.
my wife handled business. i trust her with my life.
I would not believe a thing a cop tells me.
A terrible misunderstanding.
The dog and I get the bed all to ourselves tonight.
I’d assume she was driving drunk. She’s definitely an alcoholic of the binging type and thinks she can drive in any state. I hate it but it’s true
She fought a bitch
I would wonder why she didn’t call me to help get rid of the body. I trust her judgement, and if she kills you, you had it coming.
I can’t think of any other reason for her to be arrested.
I would assume she killed someone that attacked her.
Sorry officer, I don’t have a Dick or a wife.
That there weren’t goats or tacos in the van…
Back when I was married I’d assume she had gotten pulled over for DWI and then got mouthy with the cop.
Racism.
They wouldn’t, her lawyer would because she’s smart enough to shut up in front of cops.
If she has our son, then very likely someone tried to do something to our son, and she went rabid. If she doesn’t have our son, she probably got into a petty fight over a minor inconvenience.
Aside from going rabid on someone who involves our son, my wife is too soft to randomly brawl.
Had an accident in the car and panicked and drove off. She panics if a tree branch falls in the yard.