Every morning my boyfriend’s morning wood is like setting an alarm clock that doesn’t snooze for 15–30 minutes 😂 Is this normal or is he secretly a superhero?
Every morning my boyfriend’s morning wood is like setting an alarm clock that doesn’t snooze for 15–30 minutes 😂 Is this normal or is he secretly a superhero?
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Ahh I remember being young
Yes that is normal but why are you timing it? 😂
I’d say that’s something normal. And as you may already know it’s most times not sexual.
The original sundial
It’s not normal to keep track of the time of it
It goes down quicker after you get done playing with it 😉
When I am lucky, morning wood goes away quickly. But when I am unlucky, it can last a long time.
Tmi, but long lasting erections are frustrating because they stop me from masturbating while I am lying in bed.
You know what to do….
Mine usually lasts until I go for my morning pee, so depends how lazy I am
Natural testosterone spikes in the morning. Read that somewhere. And yup, kinda normal for me also
It varies a lot person to person. some guys wake up soft, some lose it immediately, and some stay hard until they shower or pee. Your guy’s just on the longer end of normal.
Industry standard 😂🤣
Is that all? Noob :/
Normal
usually the morning wood is caused because when we sleep lots of blood is concentrated there, as soon as he gets up and pee it should all be normal, while he doesn’t do it he’ll probably be hard
Hopefully you guys are making good use of it!
Some people are so blessed and don’t know it
Pee boners are a thing. I get one at the crack of dawn. Then the real battle begins with the toilet bowl.
Mine can go all ducking night. Super annoying.
Weird that its timed
This could have been googled.
yes
Pretty normal. More like you can be the superhero for 15-30 minutes.
I had to include this morning wood joke in the comments:
The ambidextreous Golfer
A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn’t the same without him.
A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about their golf round. She said, “You know, I used to play on my golf team in college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?”
The three guys looked at each other. Not one of them wanted to say ‘yes’, but she had them on the spot. Finally, one man said it would be okay, but they would be starting early – at 6:30 a.m.
He figured the early tee-time would discourage her. The woman said this may be a problem, and asked if she could be up to 15 minutes late. They rolled their eyes, but said okay. She smiled and said, “Good, I’ll be there at 6:30 or 6:45.”
She showed up at 6:30 sharp, and beat all three of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She was fun and a pleasant person, and the guys were impressed. Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated her and invited her back the next week. She smiled, and said, “I’ll be there at 6:30 or 6:45.”
The next week she again showed up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she played left-handed. The three guys were incredulous as she still beat them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They were totally amazed.
They couldn’t figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn’t seem to be purposely showing them up. They invited her back again, but each man harbored a burning desire to beat her.
The third week, the guys had their game faces on. But this time, she was 15 minutes late, which made the guys irritable. This week the lady played right-handed, and narrowly beat all three of them.
The men mused that her late arrival was due to petty gamesmanship on her part. However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play, they couldn’t hold a grudge.
Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out. They had a couple of beers, and finally, one of the men asked her point blank, “How do you decide if you’re going to golf right-handed or left-handed?”
The lady blushed, and grinned. “That’s easy,” she said. “When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I like to switch back and forth. When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Before I left in the morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his unit was pointing to the right, I played right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I played left-handed.”
The guys on the team thought this was hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, “But what if it’s pointing straight up?”
She said, “Then, I’m fifteen minutes late.”
Youngsters flexing! When you reach certain age only morning wood you can see from window.
Yea
Hop on it for a free ride. Use him like the tool he is.
Perfectly fine. You have a healthy boyfriend!
Poor guy.. it hurts a lot, didn’t he told you? You should help him in the morning
Time for some deforestation
Your boyfriend is healthy
Help him with your mouth
It’s our built in kick stand to stop us rolling out of bed.
Damn, remember when we had this? Good times
Instead of breaking out the stopwatch help him get rid of it. lol
i like it is nice
Rookie numbers
Normal and healthy
Yeah that’s normal, it just means his blood flow’s healthy
Man sometimes my morning wood lasts a long time and I get mad because I need to piss and I’m not about to try that first thing when I get up.
Men’s hormone cycle is on a 24 hour clock, unlike the 28 day clock for ladies. First thing waking up = max testosterone time!
Obviously you’re pretty seriously hott…
It is not and it’s your responsibility to help him get it down
Soon as he pees it’ll go away
Prob needs to pee
It’s normal! I’m 35 yrs and always is like 20 to 30 minutes. Morning it’s our testosterone peak! plus we need pee! (Sorry for my English, isn’t my first language)
Only if you’re lucky
You might be the reason for this strange super power.
I rarely wake up horny.. normally comes after a few coffees lol, but while I was with my ex for 11yrs I’d always get a boner waking up next to him. It didn’t last as long because I am not a morning person and neither was he. 🤣
I call these “piss boners” because it only happens when I really have to pee in the morning. Apparently it’s a mechanism the body uses to prevent you from pissing yourself or something.
Normal. Mine lasts 20-30 minutes, gf doesn’t need an alarm clock.
My BF’s MW lasts that long, and he’s almost 66.
That’s on the long side. Help him get rid of it!
Girl, the time frame to become alarmed is anything lasting more than 4 hours
Why don’t you snooze it by giving a BJ😂😂😂
No its perfectly normal. What is not normal is you tracking it daily 😂
Mine doesn’t go away until I go pee.