This is anonymous so please feel safe to be honest. How many of your kids Easter Eggs have you eaten this year?

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I had a pretty stressful commute home there, so as soon as I got in I cracked my sons Celebrations easter egg and demolished it.
I don’t even think he knew it was there anyway.

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  2. cgknight1 Avatar

    Three but it’s worse when you consider I don’t have children. 

  3. JohnLef Avatar

    None, but I have bought myself dozens of Cadburys Caramel eggs and devoured the lot.

  4. ThePolymath1993 Avatar

    I have three children. Sleep deprived me bought a number of Easter Eggs divisible by three before I remembered my youngest is 4 months old and not eating solids yet. I haven’t eaten anything yet but I’m planning to blag one to bring the total number of Eggs down to a total divisible by two.

  5. ProfanityFair Avatar

    Your post finds me almost elbow-deep in a ‘family pack’ of Mini Eggs. My family can’t miss what they’ve never had, I guess.

  6. RaeRae-21 Avatar

    Depends on whether peanut butter and a great brand of chocolate, or the cheap stuff. I don’t touch the cheap candy, but if the good stuff, kids better hide it from me.

  7. SkullKid888 Avatar

    He’s already been given his easter eggs?

  8. EFNich Avatar

    I haven’t given mine there’s yet, but once given I will eat most of them.

  9. Ysbrydion Avatar

    It’s not even Easter yet. They don’t have any.

  10. Impressive-Car4131 Avatar

    None but I will, because I left two on a sunny window ledge and now I need to replace them 🤦🏻‍♀️

  11. Upstairs_Yogurt_5208 Avatar

    My kids get way too many Easter eggs every year so I make a point of eating a few. I do it in the interests of their health 😜

  12. MadameDePom Avatar

    Genuinely, About 20.

    4 of which were medium sized. The rest were the mini egg ones that are currently 98p in Asda. So. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Edit: since they appeared on the shelves just after Christmas. I don’t care. I love Easter egg chocolate and mini eggs are my favourite. My three will get big eggs from us and way more from extended family and friends. I won’t eat any over Easter – it’s only ever in the run up for whatever reason.

  13. UpsetInteraction2095 Avatar

    Nothing yet because they’re so ridiculously priced, I’ll take regular chocolate any day but I’ll wait until they’re reduced. £15! 15 bloody quid for chocolate in the shape of an egg!!! 🤬🤦‍♀️
    Outrageous

  14. zilchusername Avatar

    When my son was a toddler someone purchased him a Lindor egg. I mean what toddler is going to appreciate that? I swapped it for a cheap Cadbury one.

  15. TheOneWithoutGorm Avatar

    I bought a couple of easter eggs about 6 weeks ago and ate them. Thanks to special offers in Tesco it was the most cost effective way of buying chocolate.

  16. bibbiddybobbidyboo Avatar

    How are we counting mini eggs?

  17. LikeEveryoneSheKnows Avatar

    None but I have bought ones for myself (massive ones too) and not told my kids about them so I can scoff them after they’ve gone to bed.

  18. Warm-Marsupial8912 Avatar

    I did this with my Dad’s Birthday present once as a child. I got told off and sent to my room and had a glorious afternoon reading and eating a giant Toblerone

  19. azkeel-smart Avatar

    We haven’t bought any yet.

  20. squashed_tomato Avatar

    None. I normally would eat my own Smarties Easter Egg early but I’m watching what I eat so have managed to talk myself out of it. I have however eaten several mini Malteaser Bunnies as the calorie hit was a lot lower. I bought those for myself though.

  21. MillyMcMophead Avatar

    No kids and no eggs (yet), where’s my halo?

  22. mrskristmas Avatar

    None. They’re in a bag hidden away. I’ve bought myself one though so no need to eat theirs.

  23. sleepyprojectionist Avatar

    I don’t have kids, and I have abstained from any eggs so far, but that thicc £20 M&S pistachio egg keeps winking at me.

  24. deadeye-ry-ry Avatar

    0 because I have my own

  25. rev-fr-john Avatar

    So far, all of them, fortunately there’s time to get more, unfortunately I’ll probably eat them as well.

  26. Nonbinary_Cryptid Avatar

    I have bought three eggs this year and won one in a quiz at work. There are three eggs hiding out in my room. My spouse ate one.

  27. Sm0keytrip0d Avatar

    I have no kids (thankfully) but I’ve had 6 Easter eggs so far this year.

    2 of them were meant to be for my cousin’s 2 kids….I’ll get em new ones lol

  28. I_waz_Perce Avatar

    I don’t have kids, but if I did, I’d have eaten the replacement of the replacement eggs by now! I hope Asda do their own fusion range again this year 🙏 😋 I’ve not seen them yet.