Congrats! You just won a magic lottery you had no idea you signed up for! You are now given the option to completely max out one of your following stats. You will instantly become #1 in that field in the world! Your stat will always stay just slightly higher than the world’s (previous) best. Better than everyone else! What will it be?
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Mesmerization: Become the hottest thing since sliced bread! Make people swoon with your charm!
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Mastery: Want to be the smartest little noodle in the world? Well, now you can! Time to use all those big, smart words! Like, photosynthesis.
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Muscle: Feel the burn! Flex those pecs! Be as strong as… a really strong guy!
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Mystique: Keep everyone guessing! You move as silent as the wind. No one knows where you’ll be next. Be a silent ninja!
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Movement: Move as fast as lightning. Or, as fast as the fastest human currently alive if we’re specific.
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Money: Well look who’s all high and mighty here. Shallow, but money makes the world go ‘round I suppose…
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Miraculousness: “Oh boy, I sure wish I was a little lucky…”. Well, wish no more! Now you get ALL the luck! Well, at least enough to place you as the luckiest man/woman/enby in the world!
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Wumbo: Self-explanatory.
Welp. Take your pick!
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Copy of the original post in case of edits: Congrats! You just won a magic lottery you had no idea you signed up for! You are now given the option to completely max out one of your following stats. You will instantly become #1 in that field in the world! Your stat will always stay just slightly higher than the world’s (previous) best. Better than everyone else! What will it be?
Mesmerization: Become the hottest thing since sliced bread! Make people swoon with your charm!,
Mastery: Want to be the smartest little noodle in the world? Well, now you can! Time to use all those big, smart words! Like, photosynthesis.,
Muscle: Feel the burn! Flex those pecs! Be as strong as… a really strong guy!,
Mystique: Keep everyone guessing! You move as silent as the wind. No one knows where you’ll be next. Be a silent ninja!,
Movement: Move as fast as lightning. Or, as fast as the fastest human currently alive if we’re specific.,
Money: Well look who’s all high and mighty here. Shallow, but money makes the world go ‘round I suppose…,
Miraculousness: “Oh boy, I sure wish I was a little lucky…”. Well, wish no more! Now you get ALL the luck! Well, at least enough to place you as the luckiest man/woman/enby in the world!,
Wumbo: Self-explanatory.,
Welp. Take your pick!
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Pick a stat! Any stat!
If I pick luck does that mean any team I cheer for, bet on or want to win will get the victory? With maxed luck could I fill out a prefect March Madness bracket? If the answer to either of those is yes, then I pick luck.
Money. It would give myself and my family security, but I would also be able to donate to different causes that would benefit people: St. Jude’s, autism research, world hunger, and clean water.
Money.
Yeah luckiest person in the world seems like the right choice
Buy a lottery ticket, win
Avoid injuries, illnesses, accidents
Meet the love of your life
Get the job you want
so, for mastery, am i just… the best at everything now?
Wumbo is the obvious answer because… Well you know, it’s kinda self-explanatory…
A lot of these are appealing. I’m picking money. This covers mesmerization (I don’t need to be charming if I’m rich), mastery (I have the leisure time and resources to educate myself), muscle (I have the time and resources to train up to my peak), movement (I can train to be faster, probably as fast as I will ever realistically need to be), miraculousness (having all that money can make miracles happen, and not just for me). Mystique is not covered, but that’s fine, and I don’t know what wumbo is lol.
Mastery: i can have the smarts to make all the money i want. Maybe make a multi million dollar idea or business, sell it and enjoy life. i can also help my people out, pay some mortgages etc, plus im smart so i can figure the rest if i wanted
Wumbo, because the unknown stat tends to be the best stat in this type of situation
Money. Most of those other things would be less interesting to me if I didn’t earn them but lonely would allow me bro pursue the things I want, help others, and just chill.
Since the ceiling for these are the currently top in the world the easy choice is money.
Elon Musk’s net worth is something like a 100.000.000X mine and since he’s the richest in the world, I’m thinking that’s where I’ll go.
I’ll be able to have a lot of fun. I mean. A lot of good with that.
Mystique. I’ll max out my strength and intelligence stat using XP farming and then I will become Batman.
Mesmerization. While I’m definitely not the smartest person in the world, I’m also confident enough in my intelligence that it feels like less of a jump/benefit. Miraculousness would be nice and could cover money through a lot of good runs betting (until you get banned from every casino). I feel like mesmerization would provide the biggest benefit for me.
Luck
Luck.
Luck covers mesmerization without having its downsides, Mastery by just luckily saying the right thing without having to think about it, Muscle by never needing to be strong, Mystique because how do I keep winning?, Movement by always making lucky movements instead of fast ones, Money by winning.
Not sure about wumbo, but I am sure I’ll get lucky with it.
Muscle.
Who doesn’t want to be strong like woman who fights bear in forest?
Vitality
money is tempting – if it always stays a little bit higher than the next person, it basically means infinite money. unless I accidentally devalue every currency in the world as I cycle through them.
if that’s the case, I think the one that came to mind is speed. become the most famous olympian, winning races in your 90s because you’d always be a little bit faster than the next guy. the clout would be unimaginable.
Luck is the easiest choice
Luck. Hands down luck
Money is broken, because if your “stat” always stays higher than the next best, that means either you literally can’t run out of money (it gets replenished when you spend enough to drop to second) or it obliterates everyone else’s money as you spend it (got less money than Musk now? No problem, lemme just erase $X out of Musk’s account real quick).
The latter sounds bad but it’s only slightly worse. It is, in a way, still infinite money. Because as currency is removed, your currency gets more valuable. This will continue until the entire economy collapses. It also comes with the benefit of ridding the world of the rich, you’d have to control your spending accordingly though.
The former is practically infinite power. Hell, if you wanted to you could eradicate wealth disparity by simply giving everyone enough money to make them equal. And collapse the economy while you’re at it, but the economy can go fuck itself.
TL;DR: Money option is unlimited money forever. Become god. Destroy the economy.
Miraculousness for sure!
Always take health. Failing that (If I can’t add to the list), I chose luck with money coming close.
Wumbo but you have to explain the skill to me
i like the way you type things, like a really vibrant personality
>Wumbo: Self-explanatory.
Is it?
These are interesting choices, thanks for posting! Money seems like the most obvious but I’m kind of into the idea of being a master of all the things. I could potentially cure cancer, aids, diseases, find answers to the hardest problems and hopefully make the world a better place.
WTF is Wumbo
Luck.
I don’t trust wumbo because of the possibility of getting mini instead.
Money.
>Your stat will always stay just slightly higher than the world’s (previous) best.
So that effectively means infinite money, since if I spend it below whatever the richest person currently has it will automatically be bumped back slightly above it.
I’d use it to break capitalism and flood the world with money. I’ll figure out what to do later.
I am quite happy with myself. I am not perfect, but alright. Money is the thing that would 100% improve my life a lot, so I take that and stay the same person.
Luck —
I would have chosen Wisdom if available.
Money
Definitely taking miraculousness/luck. It’s the easiest one to use passively and have the greatest day to day impact.
Money
Is someone reading Dungeon Crawler Carl? If so, count me in! I’ll take money.
Miaculousness.
Mesmerisation intrigues me.
Who needs money when I can just manipulate people that have it into doing whatever I want, even down to outright just handing it over to me?
Is money even necessary anymore if you can just charm people into giving you everything you want for free?
World issues could all be solved because I could convince the people who currently have money to spend it on good causes.
If I picked money, wouldn’t that technically be infinite money? Because “you always have a little more the the person with the most in the world” means you cannot go below a certain number
My ordering is this
Luck because I can make money with it but also avoid accidents and other close calls.
Luck, just buy a lotto ticket here and there, keep my health, enter a bunch of contests and betting, run in politics
The power of Wumbo is too great for one man, I’ll take it so others don’t have to have the burden.
Wumbo. It just makes sense.
Luck
Definitely luck
Luck or charm would be the most useful. Physical stats that are the peak of humanity but not superhuman aren’t very useful in our society. Money just seems boring.