Imagine just chilling one day and an emergency broadcast comes on with t the president urgently demanding you, would u go?
What if the president called you out of the blue?
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Imagine just chilling one day and an emergency broadcast comes on with t the president urgently demanding you, would u go?
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I prefer out of the purple
Which president?
Only if he gives me a damn good reason to do so. But just because the President says go, I’m not going to, especially with the current Presidnet.
President of my country? I can’t imagine an emergency where the nation needs me specifically. If we do need me, I will go, but by the time we get down to me being the nation’s best hope, we are probably already screwed.
I’d answer the phone and say “Again? Now what?”
I’ll do an impression of them
Lol I would laugh and tell him to go fuck himself.
Not go. Don’t want to be grabbed by the pussy
I wouldn’t know, because I don’t answer my phone
I’d only go if he and his VP both resigned first.
“I don’t do that anymore”
I would, just to punch him and the vp in the face on live TV
It would make as much sense as anything else they do.
Not likely. I don’t want to be famous, I don’t want to be associated with the current President, and I don’t want to end up in jail at some point.
Fuck no.
I’d tell him to go throw himself down a long flight of stairs.
Straight to voicemail. I don’t have time for phone calls.
I’m Canadian. Does the King count then?
If so then hell ya I’d want to meet with the king
I’ll ask him if he said Thank you then tell him to fuck off.
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I’d probably hang up and block the number.
If the president is calling me, then we are doomed already. Haha
I have unknown numbers blocked on my phone, the only way I’m getting a “call” from the president is if I’m drafted, I’m almost certain my near blindness, asthma, and overweight was would get me declared ineligible
If there was ever a situation where the President needed me urgently for something I can tell you with 100% certainty that the President should be relieved of his/her duties ASAP.
Unknown numbers go straight to voicemail.
I’d regret not being able to slam the phone down like the good old days.
The current President of the United States? No way am I ever answering his call.
I’d be confused on account of my country not having a president.
I would laugh so hard. Why so afraid of little ol’ me?
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If he needs me he can fuck off, if my country needs me I’ll listen.
Only if I get to grab him by the pussy.
ghost him
Fuck yeah, my life needs a little more adventure sign me up lmao
Tell him to fuck off.
I don’t want to see or listen to that moron
Join his cabinet
If my phone rings, and it is the actual president on the line, he is going to learn some new words.
If it’s my country’s president, then yeah sure I’d go. But I’m assuming you’re talking about Donald Duck in which case it’s a hell no.
Out of the blue? Well right now my phone rejects numbers that aren’t in my contacts because I’ve been about two spam calls an hour for the past week or so. It seems to be dying down, but he’d probably be off texting first.
Why did you allow a question like this when you know the answer will most likely get our response deleted for being political?
Sure. But there’s no reasonable scenario where they’d need me for something.
I’d go, because one I would be horrified at the idea that the US is somehow desperate enough to need me, but also I definitely am curious about why the heck I’d be needed. I’m a 2nd year SPED teacher so there isn’t much of anything the country itself might need me for. Maybe to correct some dumb SPED law that was signed?
I would try to invite Van der Bellen to n Easter lunch 👀
LOL, Hell no.
What am I being asked to do?
If my nation and its people need help that only I can provide and someone I actually despise from the very depths of my soul is just the messenger, I would still do what I can.
But if he wants me to be complicit in his crimes then I must decline.
I’d tell him to eat shit and choke on it
“Sir, I don’t know where you got the audacity, but you need to put it back.”
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I’ll release the phone spiders.
What I would have to say would not pass network censors.
I’d ask him to get me some front row UFC tickets.
It would just be to arrest me for something I didn’t do. Pass.
My attorney advises me to not be very specific with what I would do to that SOB.