what work will you do, If you are made the president of your country for a day?

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what work will you do, If you are made the president of your country for a day?

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  1. YunYunSimp Avatar

    I’d just make it illegal for people to bring babies into movie theaters and restaurants.

  2. browntown20 Avatar

    Make Gosnells the capital city

  3. zayaisabitch Avatar

    Make everyone chew with their mouths closed

  4. hairbrushed_2 Avatar

    Transfer a lot of money to my back account šŸ˜› my country is unfixable In one day

  5. gigas-chadeus Avatar

    Legalize weed completely, repeal the NFA, fuck up the ATF to make it nearly worthless, an executive order banning h1b visas, and implementing a tax on billionaires and corporations upwards of 50 percent.

  6. 044848484 Avatar

    make a new government because this one sucks

  7. Fun-Hyena-3712 Avatar

    Id almost certainly declare a world war lol

  8. TacitusJones Avatar

    One of the first things I would do if I was president is id declare every treaty we’ve signed with Indian tribes to be considered to be in force.

    Hey, if we didn’t mean that shit we shouldn’t have signed it. let the lawyers figure it out

  9. Young-Intelligent Avatar

    Completely change the school system. Put in health literacy in the curriculum, where kids learn boundaries, emotional literacy, nutritonal literacy, critical thinking and financial literacy, having them do sports every day.

    Then ofc learn some of the other stuff math, carpentry, cooking, reading and writing etc

  10. AlfredtheGreat871 Avatar

    Learn as much as possible about the insides of government. You can’t achieve anything in a day, so it’s time to grab what you can, and what you can grab is knowledge.

  11. doublestitch Avatar

    Cancel the insane tariffs and hire a competent economist to be White House economics czar. Apologize to allies. Declare a moratorium on federal firings.

    Probably all of it would get reversed the next day.Ā 

  12. Beneficial_Sprite Avatar

    Probably nothing. Anything I put into place for one day would be voided the next.

  13. Pantalaimon_II Avatar

    i can tell you what i would not do, nuke the economy on purposeĀ 

  14. MAQWET69 Avatar

    I’d call Monica for a start

  15. WayneDexter1 Avatar

    Have solar panels installed on the roof of the building where I work

  16. LickingSnozzberries Avatar

    The first thing and only thing I do is resign. I know nothing about being president. I’m sure even one wasted day is a big deal for any President.

  17. Cgravener1776 Avatar

    I know a lot of people won’t like it, but I mean, I’ve always wondered if there was a way to circumvent the whole college/trade school crap with career oriented education prior to the age of graduating highschool. Something like get your base knowledge of education in until 8th grade, then you take a detailed test, go for an evaluation with somebody that specializes in this area they decide okay based on the results these are the career paths that might be best for you, and then for your four years of high school you spend specifically focusing on your chosen pathway graduate and your qualified. Something for doctors/doctorate requiring careers you might have to take an extra 4 years but look at it this way, you’ll have that qualification 4 years earlier than you would’ve. I don’t know though it obviously would need a lot more to work out but I’ve wondered it that might be a way better idea than what we’ve got now.

  18. No-Alternative-9387 Avatar

    Deport MAGAts immediately and euthanize their leader

  19. Pleasant-Reindeer-98 Avatar

    Make racism illegal

  20. One-Most2602 Avatar

    A Mandatory be quiet day, no one is exempt from this

  21. ShoddyInitiative2637 Avatar

    It doesn’t matter what you or I would want to do, even if that somehow happened, do you really think you could change anything?

    That’s not how politics work.

  22. aurora_ethereallight Avatar

    We don’t have presidents.

  23. cosmicspore Avatar

    Ban PFAS and glyphosate

  24. BadCat30R Avatar

    Same thing I’m doing now but in the Oval Office, scroll Reddit

  25. groovis2024 Avatar

    I’d raise the minimum wage and increase salaries for teachers, fireman, police, social workers, etc. Would also require 4 year degree for police officers – at the very least I would require a degree for certain positions. I think police men and women would benefit from the different perspectives and different cultures you inherently learn in college.

  26. Only_Command_8613 Avatar

    Nothing bc you can’t change anything in one day without a disaster or war being involved. Everything has red tape and checks and balances and filibusters…..

  27. two-tail-arctic-fox Avatar

    Have Donald Trump and his cronies executed.

  28. CapsizedbutWise Avatar

    Repair all the human rights and freedoms of the American people.

  29. AnybodySeeMyKeys Avatar

    The immediate revocation of all Trump’s executive orders, including tariffs.

    The arrest of Elon Musk for election interference, most notably in Wisconsin.

  30. Hastur13 Avatar

    Undo all of Trumps bullshit. Cancel student debt. EOs on lobbying, campaign donations, and conflicts of interest in the government. I could go on but these would be pretty big I think.

  31. Agitated_Touch_6855 Avatar

    Make higher education free like Germany.

    You can’t expect to rule a bunch of idiots and wonder why your country is in shambles.

  32. AshantiMcnasti Avatar

    Codify a bunch of laws including limiting lobbying/endorsements, relinquishing the ability to invest while in office, ban advertising in govt buildings, implement mandatory voting that extends for a week or is made a holiday week, ban the ability to run for any position with felony convictions, protect all national parks, create a fact checked news source not owned by billionaires, protect federal services, protect all rights including to do whatever to your body, owning firearms, freedom of speech, etc, and investigating every single person on Epstein’s list.Ā  The rest, other people can handle when I relinquish my one day terms as president.Ā  I would recommend the next president to really think about mitigating propaganda and really hammering that 4chan is a cesspoolĀ 

  33. donkeyhaut Avatar

    Jail the previous president.

  34. Individual-Sky-5791 Avatar

    There’s not much you can do in a day, even if you are an absolute dictator, everything you do can be legislatively undone by the next day. Best you’d be able to do would be to bring awareness to issues important to you

  35. teachmeyourstory Avatar

    As a person in a country that has a Prime Minister, I guess I would be a meaningless figurehead for the day. So I would see if I can have a career ending fling with a celebrity since I am leaving office after one day anyway. Leave in disgrace and have This Hour Has 22 Minutes make jokes about my one day tenure for years to come.

  36. Abyssallord Avatar

    Id go golfing

  37. Temporary_Mongoose34 Avatar

    Sit in my new giant house doing very little because our president is just a figurehead (despite what conor “rapist” mcgregor thinks)

  38. namiskuukkel Avatar

    In my country a president can’t do much, as it should be. No single person should have much power. So I would just probably enjoy the royal treatment in some fancy restaurant or invite a private chef to make me something nice. Maybe also do some prank calls to other presidents and rollerscate around the corridors of the presidential estate.

  39. SweetCosmicPope Avatar

    Let’s just say there wouldn’t be oligarchs any longer and the DC public works folks are going to be very busy pressure washing red off of the streets.

  40. No_Routine_8029 Avatar

    Imprison all cis straight men and make them go through boot camps and classes in order to test out and rejoin society as not a piece of shit. Put lesbians in charge too because they’ll literally solve every problem that exists.Ā 

  41. catbattree Avatar

    Limit the powers of the president

  42. Caspianmk Avatar

    Create a task force and special prosecutor to investigate insider trading for all congressional members and senators, both current and former. To incentivize the task force, they would retain 10% of any funds recouped from the prosecution

  43. History_86 Avatar

    President of Scotland hmmmm… I’d do what they are doing in England right now. I’d sort and weed out the trash n fakes in the benefit system. Maybe build a wall between England n Scotland n kick out all the immigrants like Trump. Wouldn’t do anything to the NHS except dentists. I’d sort that crap out asap.

  44. Icy_Plan6888 Avatar

    Invest in our seniors and make sure they are taken care of, whether in low income housing or living facilities. Get our veterans taken care of. Ensure that inner cities, ghettos, get the support financially to clean up and bring them up to respectability and places that people choose to live. Not be the worlds police and other countries military. Fight for equality across the board on health insurance, health care, medicines, etc. we should not be giving billions to other countries while families goin to medical debt. Medical debt should not exist. Find out why the discrepancy exists between states on financial health and taxes. Stop allowing politicians to simply say ā€œraise taxes or tolls because we are losing moneyā€. Find out why the money is disappearing

  45. Illustrious_Hotel527 Avatar

    Start a bonfire in the Oval Office and throw all of the executive orders written in the past 2.5 months into it; will be cathartic and help exorcise the demons.

  46. nigpaw_rudy Avatar

    I would immediately jail the cheeto turd and his henchman for being Russian a$$ets

  47. 19NedFlanders81 Avatar

    Make the Presidency position 3 members, they can each only serve one 6 year term, and one of them gets replaced every 2 years.Ā 

    Fuck this strongman bullshit

  48. Ghost17088 Avatar

    Executive order that all crime is legal for my time in office. Let’s put this Purge thing to the test.Ā 

  49. Additional-Maize-246 Avatar

    limit the president’s power. no one person should have that much power, even if attempted to be limited; we’ve seen how it can be abused.

    not sure how i’d implement this though…

  50. LaPanada Avatar

    Hold a speech about how terrible things have become and that people need to start collaborating instead of fighting over things they barely know anything of, because our society will fall apart if they don’t.

    Since I’m German and our president has no actual power but only represents the nation, this is probably the best thing I could do.

  51. LostDragon1986 Avatar

    I think I would raise tariffs to save the economy and then spend the remainder of the day golfing with some good Saudi Arabian friends.

    /SARCASM in case it is not obvious.

  52. Left_Count_658 Avatar

    Make taxes for every man who see a woman

  53. blowpez2025 Avatar

    Abolish the electoral college, institute ranked choice voting, reduce defense budget and use that money to make community college free. Make the MLS promotion/relegation with the rest of the soccer pyramid.

  54. PlentyRemarkable393 Avatar

    Immediately rescind all of these ridiculous executive orders.

  55. Possible_Trouble_449 Avatar

    I live in a democracy, so I wouldn’t be able to do anything without parliament.

  56. professorlavahott Avatar

    Free ice cream on Tuesday afternoons. But no chocolate. I fucking hate chocolate ice cream.

  57. McMienshaoFace Avatar

    Medicare for all, ban fascists from holding political power, build a wall between church and state

  58. TopcatFCD Avatar

    Declare independance

  59. Existing_Whereas9371 Avatar

    I would sit all elected officials down in a room together. I’d ask each side what it would take to get along and compromise for America and her citizens. Would explain that there would be no more corruption or misuse of funds or greed. That politicians would no longer get rich as politicians and anyone who was not ok with that could leave.

  60. Shadowmant Avatar

    Wonder what my powers are since my country doesn’t have a president

  61. deniseswall Avatar

    I’d make college free for every single student with a B average or better. Tuition, books, housing, plus a year abroad and a paid internship or two.

  62. Exact_Map3366 Avatar

    Eat well and walk around the palace. Policy-wise, there’s not a lot the president can do in my country, and in a single day, absolutely nothing.

  63. kokoronokawari Avatar

    Reverse everything he did

  64. Malusorum Avatar

    We have no president, so nothing other than wondering how I got a non-existent position.

  65. geekyadam Avatar

    Well sadly the president can’t really make that many significant changes in a single day because stuff takes time to enact and get approved etc, but for fun if we imagine any executive order I enact immediately goes into effect, I would put a law into place based on a video that I saw on tiktok awhile back:

    Every standing member of every branch of the United States government and their families may not make any additional income at all besides their salary. Their salary will match that of the mean income of all citizens which they represent (their county, state, etc).

    Also I would reenact the Fairness Doctrine that Reagan rolled back and abolished. News should be factual and logical, without bias or remorse. For either “side”.

    Also, like a complete reset of counties or something to alleviate gerrymandering.

  66. AL-SHEDFI Avatar

    I will remove all taxes. Except for alcohol, tobacco,….etc. I will double them.

  67. Right-Ad8261 Avatar

    I wouldn’t run because I’m an unqualified moron and we really don’t need another one of those in my country right now.

  68. HonestCauliflower91 Avatar

    What Trump is doing. Gut this bloated oversized bureaucracy with a chainsaw, but I would have started with the ATF. Direct congress to pass national constitutional carry and repeal every law that hinders law abiding citizens from exercising their 2nd Amendment right. Once that’s done, every ATF office in the US will become a firearms museum and/or gun store.

  69. sleepy_gir1 Avatar

    Kick all the old geezers out of the government and make the age limit 65. Mandate that all political signs have to be taken down after the election is over. Put Trump, Elon and Bazos in one of his penis shaped rocket ships and send them one way to the moon!

  70. WorldCupWeasel Avatar

    Bring back the experts. Dear leader has removed all the knowledge base because he doesn’t like to hear the truth or ever be questioned.. The federal government is way too important to have on the job training in the top positions.

  71. zshort7272 Avatar

    Put the entire current administration in an El Salvadorian prison

  72. MiniPoodleLover Avatar

    Demand balanced budgets. Change to a flat tax system with a tax rate is selected to match the spend budget for the year, establish a baseline income that is equal to the cost of living with an automatic increase every year to match the actual cost of living change.

  73. petalluv Avatar

    I would use my budget to buy a couple houses on large pieces of land for my family in a different country. Probably Germany. Then I’d get everybody one way tickets to said country.

  74. nanotasher Avatar

    Illegally deport MAGA to El Salvador

  75. AfalloutAdcit56 Avatar

    Make it impossible to run for any government office if you are a convicted felon. I know people change but come one. Maybe make it within a certain number of years or something like that.

  76. agweandbeelzebub Avatar

    Stop funding a genocide; free health insurance

  77. Jamlind Avatar

    Not make any decisions, too much at stake for me being the one calling the shots.

  78. Don_Q_Jote Avatar

    I would do what presidents of my country normally do when there is important business to tend to. GO GOLFING

  79. Nareki_477 Avatar

    We need some normal roads there! I will try to do something about it!

  80. officallynotlilly Avatar

    Spin in the oval office chair šŸ’ŗ

  81. I_iIi_III_iIii_iIii Avatar

    Can’t really do anything because I live in a real democracy where the president have universal power.Ā 

  82. Bubba-1975 Avatar

    Have schools offer classes from years past. Much more art classes, pottery, painting, photography. Have cooking classes, more gym options, encourage everyone to take at least 2 of these classes each year.

    Pay teachers and nurses more money. Also ensure that EMT folks are paid more.

    Offer free basic health care to EVERYONE. Insurance companies make billions of dollars while millions cannot get basic healthcare.

  83. gochomoe Avatar

    Probably fire the entire cabinet, get rid of the filibuster, release the full unredacted Epstein files, increase the number of supreme court justices to 13 so there is 1 per circuit court, most importantly sent trump, his cabinet, and musk to a concentration camp in el salvador.

  84. DowntownMonitor3524 Avatar

    I’d ban the Republican Party and any subsequent parties as hate groups.

  85. SadPandaFromHell Avatar

    I will choose someone like Bernie Sanders to be my vice, and then step down- leaving someone I respect who has experience in politics to take the reigns.

  86. smalldogsrule Avatar

    Nothing. I would sleep by the pool all day like Sleepy Joe Biden. I would make a terrible President. If I ever decide to run, please don’t vote for me 🤣

  87. 1966Royall Avatar

    Rejoin the EU

  88. chinese_rocks Avatar

    Listen to the people

  89. WoodedSpys Avatar

    Depends, do you consider ā€œassassination my husbandā€ work?

  90. sayrahnotsorry Avatar

    I would fire the current one and his whole damn cabinet. Then I’d appoint someone who knows what they’re doing to appoint a new cabinet.

    I’d also hire someone to restore offices and programs as needed. And of course, I’d drop all new tarrifs.

    I’d also get everyone out of the concentration camps in El Salvador and appoint them lawyers and for due process. If they’re guilty (and some of them may be, we don’t know) they then get deported or sent to prison, NOT sent back to concentration camps.

    Oh, and I’d set up a hefty investigation into the wrongdoings of the current administration.

    It’d be a grueling day, but it’d be worth it.

  91. sloppyjohnny Avatar

    100% tarrifs for the USA only.

  92. Single_Editor_2339 Avatar

    As an American I’d fly in a 747 for two hours and then play golf.

  93. boomstick1985 Avatar

    Minimum wage hike to modern times. Any seat on the hill makes minimum wage and has to live of the government funded things. Like Medicaid food stamps, Medicare. Any seat on the hill has to completely be transparent with their finances and business. Go back to experienced and qualified person. If you do t have any experience, go away. No person occupying the hill can work past retirement of 67. They can go and work elsewhere but not the as a president or senate or judiciary, and so on. Any one caught telling a lie or falsely accusing or accusation. Is fired from the hill and automatically taken out of a potential seat if they are trying to go for that job. Accountability at the highest. No one is immune. Four day work week, everyone can have Medicaid or food stamps as long as you can justify by showing income and what your bills are. If you’re making 0 to 100,000 20 percent tax. After that goes up on tax especially for billionaires and millionaires and businesses. Done my four years are up.

  94. Lethalmouse1 Avatar

    1 day is the very problem with democracy.Ā 

    Everyone thinks in days, thinks days are relevant.Ā 

    Of some things I’m very well versed in that I believe I could fix, the majority of such fixings would take a decade at best, and decades being highly likely.Ā 

    You can just fix decades+ of deep interconnected issues in a day or a freaking year.Ā 

    Even things like the VA in the US, I could fix that system so fucking “easily” for the greater good of just about everyone and everything. But also, those fixes aren’t starting from scratch, there is already massive infrastructures and situations that would mean I’d need a year+ of planning to even figure out all the intricacies for transitioning to my goals. To minimize the issues that would arise in the crossover periods etc.Ā 

    Then you have to deal with the political will/capital issues, because even if I fixed everything as well as possible, and did the crossover as perfectly as possible, there necessarily will be crossover difficulties that are part of a perfect crossover. If people flip out because of that, then you lose.Ā 

    Democracies, with something like 4 years guaranteed and maybe 8 or so years potential, with split governments and the need to succeed before congressional or parliamentary seats flip…. means people think fucking 4-10 years matters.Ā 

    Gold fish. Gold fish brains.Ā 

    If I don’t have a reasonable expectation of 10+ years, then realistically I can’t do any better than the Gold fish electorate puts up now. And with seat flips, even 8 years or some odd 10-ish in other countries sometimes, makes some of those years effectively not count.Ā 

    It also requires hasty legislation.Ā 

    If I was given a day, I could draft a fix to the American VA system and provide in the end, better care and save the government money and improve local markets. But my one day draft would require I ram through the desired goal, without concern to the crossover period.Ā 

    I’d estimate that if my order was kept, that the poor crossover would lead to about 20 years of pain. And it would only have any value if the order stood the whole time.Ā 

    If my order was implemented and then over a year or two it was all happening, the pain starts and then reversed. My order would only create pain and make the current issues still exist but slightly worse….Ā 

    Gold Fish governance is bad. That’s why we are in the situations we are in.Ā 

    So, if I was president for a day? If I had any time to prepare, I’d review all unconditional executive orders and toss them out.

  95. gachunt Avatar

    Basically, I’ll look at what Donald Trump has done.

    Then do the opposite.

  96. yellow-snowslide Avatar

    I’ll turn energy, water supply, Internet connection and public transport into state monopols, raise taxes instead of costs and raise the tax on cars

  97. midnightrambler224 Avatar

    I’d be a dictator for a day

  98. nummakayne Avatar

    Only individuals that are citizens or permanent residents or temporary residents that have applied for permanent t residence may own homes. Corporations may only hold commercial real-estate that isn’t housing.

    I have no idea what the implications of this might be, but I reckon it would be an improvement over the current state of things.

  99. YuckyYetYummy Avatar

    In the US

    Would add term limits.

    I think might also change the presidency term to single term only for 6 years. Gives them time to get stuff done without wasting time campaigning for the next term.

  100. Dizzy-Item-9175 Avatar

    Let’s be real, you can’t do shit in 1 day, not to mention in my country the president doesn’t have any executive powers.

  101. RoboGreer Avatar

    Churches pay taxes now. No more mega churches and billion dollar preachers. They’re trying to take over the country with christo-fascist rhetoric, time to pay up.

  102. UsefulPlan63 Avatar

    Probably nothing at all. I don’t have time to form relationships with any of my department heads, and why would they listen to me if I’m gone tomorrow?

  103. CanaDoug420 Avatar

    I’d reform how leaders are chosen because wtf are we even doing making me president

  104. skijeng Avatar

    Decriminalize all drugs with required rehab and no prison.

    End private prisons and reform the prison system to be fixing problems instead of punishment.

    Move a good chunk of military funding into education, scientific research, and local economic jobs.

    End Citizens United.

    Make abortion a human right.

    Place a term limit into Congress of 8 years and required retirement at age 70.

    Introduce single payer health care.

    End insurance.

    Change tax law to end Turbo Tax lobbying.

    Introduce a system called “Scientific Reublic” which requires all new laws to be run by and approved by a panel of highly educated and researched individuals in that specific field. For example, laws involving anything medical needs to be run by a team of extremely qualified doctors, anything drug related should be approved by specialists of that field. Energy laws by researched professionals. Put science and logic back into lawmaking.

    Introduce ranked voting while also ending the existence of political parties for all elections. Individuals run as their own entity, not under any party umbrella.

    Cap all life-saving medication at a price affordable to a median income household.

    Rejoin the Paris climate agreement, also introducing financial incentives for clean energy.

    Illegalize stores and restaurants throwing away food that wasn’t purchased.

    And of course, undo everything Trump has done.

    …is a lot to do in a day but that’s just what I would do for starters…

  105. kon--- Avatar

    I’d put the stupids in interment camps.

  106. -KFBR392 Avatar

    Release all the secrets. Every single one. Nothing redacted. Let’s see what kind of shit that leads to.

  107. RevolutionStatus1677 Avatar

    I would order the police force to seek all illegal immigrants and get them out of my country. I would also force those who are in jail to contribute to society by cleaning up the forests.