Do you poop in public regularly, not work.

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Weird question, do you normally poop when you’re out in public and for long periods of time 5-15 minutes? My husband does this regularly and last night I learned about cruising.

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  2. SmallRocks Avatar

    If I gotta go I gotta go. But if I had a choice, nothing beats the comfort and privacy of my own bathroom.

  3. PandaPuncherr Avatar

    What’s cruising?

  4. puretexanbeef Avatar

    Absolutely not. I’m a gentleman, not some street rat savage.

  5. jawz Avatar

    Almost never. I installed a bidet at home and it feels disgusting to go without one.

  6. Myspacecutie69 Avatar

    I have ulcerative colitis. I poop like 10 times a day.

  7. Gold_Telephone_7192 Avatar

    If I have to poop in public I have no issue pooping in public. And I do poop like 3-5 times a day so it happens. But I’m not seeking it out lol

  8. angrysc0tsman12 Avatar

    When I was in college, I did have a preferred stall at the library that was off the beaten path and yet saw regular maintenance and cleaning. Now? I will relieve myself in the comfort of my own home if at all possible.

    Also, point of order: Cruising is a term colloquially used to describe trying to pick up someone for anonymous gay sex. Is that the definition you were thinking of?

  9. capacitorfluxing Avatar

    Lol wait are you asking if your husband is giving blowjobs at glory holes?

  10. Available_Panic_275 Avatar

    It depends. I have specific places I feel comfortable doing so if I happen to be in the area.

    Because I am a toilet clogger, if I’m staying with friends sometimes I identify a local gas station to go to if the need arises.

  11. jleahul Avatar

    It could be the Mariko Aoki Phenomenon.

    It used to hit me hard when browsing at the video store. Still get a bit when out shopping. Something about browsing items on shelves that makes some people need to go!

  12. Money-Recording4445 Avatar

    My SO has this thing where the moment she is in certain stores she has to poop. So far we have narrowed it to Marshalls, Home Goods, TJ Max type of places. She claims it’s change in temperature from going in store. It’s pretty weird.

    Me, I poop everywhere. I hate when you are at a one stall place and you are rushed. The worst. I once paid a creepy gas station owner 20 bucks during Covid to poop because if not, it would have been outside.

  13. tronaldump0106 Avatar

    Yeah I have no issues with public toilets in most places.

  14. kalelopaka Avatar

    Generally no, I usually only poop at home and sometimes at work. Only in an emergency situation would I poop in public.

  15. LordGuapo Avatar

    This is the most random, gay, shit thread I’ve seen on Reddit today.

  16. DarkSociety1033 Avatar

    If I need to poop, I’m pooping. My prude friends give me shit about it (lol). But I’ve shat in a hole in the ground idc.

  17. Thor-Mors Avatar

    If I gotta poop, I’ll do it wherever is convenient.

  18. Convergentshave Avatar

    😂😂 wait is this serious? Are you asking if your husband is having homosexual encounters in public bathrooms? Because he’s in there for 5 – 15 minutes?

    Sounds like a healthy relationship.

  19. chuy2256 Avatar

    Ich bin ein Heim Scheisser 🤷🏽‍♂️

  20. slim1kid Avatar

    I work construction and poop in those port-o-toilets when ever nature calls. I don’t usually poop in public bathroom, I just wait until I get home. But that’s not true at construction sites.

  21. Ok_Bathroom_4810 Avatar

    I poop when I need to poop. Unless the public bathroom is super gross or something, I’m not gonna hold it in and be uncomfortable.