Can you actually prove that you are not The Batman?

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As per title, can you actually prove it? How?

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  2. UnmutualOne Avatar

    I think my physique and my bank account prove I am not.

  3. sysaphiswaits Avatar

    I’m a woman, so I’m definitely not BatMAN.

  4. numyanbiz Avatar

    Yes, I’m poor.

  5. Working_Row_8455 Avatar

    My voice gives it away, but if I get sick I sound exactly like Batman.

  6. martinis00 Avatar

    Suit wouldn’t fit my pear-shaped ass

  7. madhattergm Avatar

    Just cause I have a black car in a hidden subterranean stronghold means nothing. It is merely coincidence.

  8. Choose-Carefull-y Avatar

    I’ve got a lot of tattoos and I’ve never seen tattoos on any version of Batman.

  9. MCE85 Avatar

    Bank statement

  10. -_-Orange Avatar

    i’ve never once foiled a plot from some crazy guy trying to take over the tri-state area.

  11. JBOYCE35239 Avatar

    My butler has raised me since birth and is a former officer in the British army. He will vouch for my whereabouts on any given date

  12. OldRelic Avatar

    *flashes bank account statement* See! Definitely not Batman.

  13. Arratril Avatar

    Na na na na na na na na Fatman

  14. StillDifference8 Avatar

    I don’t have a batmobile

  15. NCVoltaire Avatar

    It’s not possible to prove a negative, so no, you can’t prove that you’re not the Batman.

    You can prove other things which might by extension prove that you’re not the Batman. For example, an airtight alibi that you were somewhere else when the Batman was known to be in a particular location.

  16. theinternetisnice Avatar

    It is your job to prove that I am not

  17. furksake Avatar

    I wouldn’t fit in the suit

  18. dendawg Avatar

    Can you prove that I am?

  19. shammy_dammy Avatar

    I am neither a bat nor a man so yeah, I can.

  20. PullUpInTheSriLanka_ Avatar

    Poor asf with a vagina

  21. chucky6661 Avatar

    I’m broke and weak

  22. bpsmith1972 Avatar

    Well I’ve never been seen in the same room as Batman so I can’t prove I’m not him. This is the same reason I tell my kids to prove I’m Dave Grohl

  23. Reasonable-Lime-615 Avatar

    I don’t have enough spandex clad orphans in the basement.

  24. haubenmeise Avatar

    I have better legs.

    Sincerely

    Skeletor 💜

  25. rtthc Avatar

    I can barely roll over an ottoman without hurting myself.

    I’m not batman

  26. Sithmaggot Avatar

    I’m visiting my very much alive parents.

  27. korg0thbarbarian Avatar

    Batman got a 6 pack and i don’t.

  28. Suspicious-Freedom10 Avatar

    Big gut, bad knees, poor af. Great disguise yeah?

  29. UsefulIdiot85 Avatar

    Last I checked, Batman isn’t in a wheelchair.

  30. ElectionUnhappy415 Avatar

    I exist in a vacuum

  31. Omfggtfohwts Avatar

    Not very liquid. So no.

  32. GulfofMaineLobsters Avatar

    Behold my bank account, and see that it is barren!

  33. JustNoGuy_ Avatar

    I’m not Batman

  34. Curious-Kitten-52 Avatar

    Try squeezing my short fat self in that suit.