I am about to pay a 400 lb woman to sit on me, will I die?

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Or break any bones? What’s the limit here for smothering? It’s a fetish thing btw I’m into it but never have done it.

Comments

  1. apocalyptic_brunch Avatar

    Dude I would say don’t do it, what if you get hurt or die?

  2. OhhhBaited Avatar

    I’m a big one. What do you mean sit on you? like your face? about how long you can hold your breath. Also as long as your on a bed you should be fine but if you lay down on a hard surface even then you should be fine I would avoid getting your chest sat on less cause your going to break any bones and more cause you might panic cause you cant breath in. And if they do this for money they will know how not to kill you.

  3. Cockhero43 Avatar

    If she sits on your face, you could suffocate, but that’s true of any size person. Unless she sits on your arm while it’s hanging over an edge, nothing will break.

  4. FollowingJealous7490 Avatar

    I can’t imagine the smell

  5. The_Lat_Czar Avatar

    Dollar per lb?

  6. ThetaoofAlex Avatar

    Probably from stupidity, eventually.

  7. Desblud Avatar

    Hey, you do you, I’m not going to yuck someone else’s yum, just be careful and have a safe word (gesture?)

    However I found it funny that you had to point out that it was for a fetish. I think it speaks for itself 😆

  8. evansdead Avatar

    If you die, at least you’ll die doing what you love.

  9. j_234 Avatar

    There is a CSI episode about this. Season 5, episode 16.

  10. nosyNurse Avatar

    A safe word or gesture sounds appropriate, just in case you lose yourself for a moment and find yourself in trouble when u come back to earth. But really, 400 lbs shouldn’t be enough to hurt you if she’s just laying on u on a bed and you’re both awake.

  11. chillmagic420 Avatar

    If its your fetish have you not watched videos on it? Surely you already know you wont die.

  12. GWARY54 Avatar

    Over 0% yes

  13. Far_Firefighter9448 Avatar

    Damn, Hippo from Madagascar ahh post.
    I like em big, I like em chunk ahh post.

  14. Ok_Channel_9831 Avatar

    Pretty sure this happened to a salesman with a BBW fetish on a 1000 Ways to Die.

  15. notastepfordwife Avatar

    I’m over 300. Unless you have dwarfism, I’m not going to kill anybody, though someone might be uncomfortable.

    But I gotta know, how are you paying for this? I’d love to be paid by small men to sit on them. But I’m also 6’0″ and have a giantess fetish.

  16. Its_called_pork_roll Avatar

    What about 2 200 hundred pound women?

  17. ExcitedGirl Avatar

    If you died, you would die happy! (Besides, how would you even know if you did?)

    You got nothing to lose, go for it!