I did something terrible, in a spontaneous decision

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I (24m) was at work and felt horny, so I went into a port-a-Jon and relieved myself

Comments

  1. jasonstolkner Avatar

    boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, thats why i jerk off on company time!

  2. PinkPittyCheeks Avatar

    I wouldn’t call that terrible…

  3. AdvancedCelery4849 Avatar

    This is the worst thing to ever happen in the history of happening /s

  4. freebaseclams Avatar

    You and everyone who served in the Middle East dood

  5. colostitute Avatar

    It’s gross but whatever. I don’t think I’ve ever been horny enough for the port a Jon. I also don’t use them often so I’m not used to it. I have one construction buddy who said he could eat in one. If the door is locked and nobody can see, it’s not anything to beat yourself up over. Terrible idea ≠ Terrible person. I’m sure you have plenty of good things to make up for this shit.

    Also, control yourself MFer. Impulse control! Not judging, just giving you some hard words. Much love brotha!

  6. arp4092 Avatar

    First time?

  7. mxmlillith Avatar

    What you did wasn’t horrible. I busted a few nuts in the bathroom throughout middle and high school.

  8. Icy_Plan6888 Avatar

    Just don’t leave evidence.

  9. Maximumfisher Avatar

    You monster
    Do it again 👻

  10. BananaPieYumm Avatar

    Ooo ur bad ahahhaha ur baddddddd like baydddddddd gorl AUGHHHHA ABAHAHAH UR SO BADDDDD AUGHHH AAAAAAAAAA APH MY GOD HAHAHAHAAA AAAAAAAAA HELP I ur bad aha 

  11. shushyouup Avatar

    Somewhere in the world a puppy died because you did that

  12. ninja20mm Avatar

    the comments are funny lol but anyways , just do not do it again and control yourself. you control you, not anybody else and besides that is the past