I’m a 16 year old guy and only feel comfortable masterbateing in the shower because thare are no locks on my bedroom doorbut end up using all the hot water because I take so long, and then my parents get upset at me, how can I resolve this?

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I’m a 16 year old guy and only feel comfortable masterbateing in the shower because thare are no locks on my bedroom doorbut end up using all the hot water because I take so long, and then my parents get upset at me, how can I resolve this?

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  1. lifebeginsat9pm Avatar

    Turn on cold water, jack off without standing in it, then turn on hot water and actually shower 🧠

  2. TurpitudeSnuggery Avatar

    Jack off before getting into the shower??

  3. stronkbender Avatar

    Jack off in bed when everyone is asleep.

  4. limbodog Avatar

    Get a rubber doorstop

  5. garbage1995 Avatar

    Masturbate faster.

  6. Longwell2020 Avatar

    Make the lack of locks their problem. Make eye contact when they walk in and keep going. I bet you will have a lock on the door real damn fast after that.

  7. clovismouse Avatar

    Just tell your parents you’re going to be jerking off for the next little bit and to not come in your room. Tell them once and they’ll stop barging in all together

  8. Melodic_Turnover_877 Avatar

    Why does it take an hour? You should be able to run one out in just a few minutes.

  9. TheSmokingHorse Avatar

    Start masturbating in your room and scream “Muuuuum!!!” then challenge yourself to finish before she manages to reach the door. My friend used to call this a “danger wank”.

  10. Bennyhahahaha Avatar

    Hot water does horrible things to semen, real talk that drain might clog down the line and that’ll be 10 times more embarrassing than being quiet in the dead of night. Not to mention they already know why you’re taking those long showers.

    Honestly, being a teen and doing the dirty while fearing every footstep at night is a core memory and I feel its a rite of passage. Just don’t be messy and reuse a sock or shirt. Get some tissues or toilet paper, tp is especially clean as you can flush it down the toilet without issue and leave no trace.

    Taking care of yourself in a family household can be tough, but its your duty to be clean and discreet about it.