What surprised you the first time you had sex?

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What surprised you the first time you had sex?

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  1. 2EscapedCapybaras Avatar

    How much I didn’t like it. I find it kind of gross to be honest.

  2. bigandtallandhungry Avatar

    That I didn’t immediately go to hell(was raised fundie christian and had sex before marriage, lol)

  3. PredictablyIllogical Avatar

    A bit of a let down. Was convinced to try it again some 18 months later by a friend.

  4. Longjumping-Oil-7419 Avatar
  5. luvannio Avatar

    How did I get it right the first time, lol. We both enjoyed it and there were no mishaps.

  6. unset_microwave Avatar

    I was 13 and I didn’t really know what the hell was going on because no one had talked to me about sex. He didn’t finish, so I went home and called my other 13 year old friend to ask if I had really had sex or not.

  7. fromouterspace1 Avatar

    It’s was quick

  8. DecentYesterday6092 Avatar

    I was 13. I was surprised about the huge guilt trip afterwards.

  9. Jazzlike_Pride_9141 Avatar

    Bleeding after?? Like getting the worst period I’ve ever had a day or so after the event. That was crazy.

  10. Sinchanzo Avatar

    Lasted longer than expected actually. Movies and TV had me expecting to be done almost immediately.

  11. DelGriffiths Avatar

    Didn’t come, didn’t stay hard, didn’t really live up to my expectations.

  12. Armed_Bedwars Avatar

    That I will be pushing against the uterus, although we had enough foreplay.

  13. Translator2037 Avatar

    Honestly just a wet raw pussy felt like.

  14. PSULioness Avatar

    I see I’m not the only one who didn’t have the best experience with how fast it went. I was expecting some pain, my friends told me and really my best friend told me her first was 10 seconds. I thought my first would last longer, he did during oral sex.

  15. WalkerNash Avatar

    How hard it was to actually break the hymen

  16. casual_creator Avatar

    How hot (temperature wise) it was.

  17. IcyColdFish Avatar

    How warm and smooth it was. One of my favorite memories… we’re still friends

  18. PrimaryConnection960 Avatar

    How much I would crave it after I tried it

  19. Affectionate-Bee-607 Avatar

    How warm and wet an inside of a pussy can be

  20. Apart-Knowledge7178 Avatar

    How much better it felt then my hand

  21. konnifer872 Avatar

    How “tight” the vagina was to the point it was painful for her.

  22. OB1KENOB Avatar

    What surprised me? Her dog. He just slammed the door open while I was choking my girl (playfully) and started barking, thinking I was attacking her.

  23. Miss_Cactus___ Avatar

    It’s wasn’t the way I expected but also wasn’t bad. I did it with the person I had feelings for. But still thought sex was definitely overrated.

  24. ArjGlad Avatar

    how much it sucks if you are not compatible with your partner and how challenging it is to maintain a full erection while in someone else’s presence.

  25. Conscious_Pair_4318 Avatar

    How hard it was to hold in my sperm

  26. thatonequietmusicguy Avatar

    The gane changer was the first time raw.

  27. Martiallawtheology Avatar

    How good I was apparently.

  28. kitchen-cat-7044 Avatar

    It ended before it started for me.

  29. -JJ-153 Avatar

    How uncomfortable it was and how much it just didn’t feel good. I thought I was turned on, but in hindsight I was definitely not. I don’t even think I can be in company.

  30. texaswelding361 Avatar

    I made her squirt 3 times

  31. dightyburn Avatar

    That’s its in-and-out not up-and-down

  32. OutrageousSense2741 Avatar

    How wet it felt. I always heard to use lube. Turns out that’s not always the case.

  33. returnofthescene Avatar

    What a fucking weird thread lmao

  34. Delicious-Month-8404 Avatar

    How absolutely ass my stamina was. Felt like I’m running a 5k.

  35. mlnslhlm Avatar

    It felt like someone was stabbing me inside, but good ?!

  36. petros609 Avatar

    How low the vagina is

  37. misguidedfaun Avatar

    That I was having sex.

  38. Fantastic-Cellist216 Avatar

    How happy your wife was.

  39. garbs91 Avatar

    That priests aren’t actually celibate

  40. luci9969 Avatar

    The audacity to assume that there was ever a time……….

  41. the_pee_pee_dance Avatar

    When her fiancé called home in the morning to say hi. 

  42. JoeSchmo8677 Avatar

    How quick it was and felt like… nothing?

  43. rickmorty__ Avatar

    23 and still a virgin. I Feel like a সমাজের বোঝা

  44. Traditional_Buddy363 Avatar

    It felt wonderful in her so hot I shot my wad in no time!

  45. OneCode7806 Avatar

    I didn’t bleed, no idea why, never had sex or inserted anything imside before that

  46. Federal-Rich2345 Avatar

    How it went in? Like I was inside this person??

  47. Keypinitreel1 Avatar

    The Ending. 😂

    A pleasant surprise it was. 💯

  48. rip1980 Avatar

    When the counselor at bible camp said he loved me more than Jesus.

  49. pdxrider01 Avatar

    This is just like jacking off only better!

  50. marvel_is_wow Avatar

    It didn’t hurt like I expected it to

  51. Guilty_External_9708 Avatar

    She forgot to take her tampon out

  52. thisisntsam Avatar

    It felt so good, made me moan a whole lot but surprisingly did not orgasm

  53. njojo687 Avatar

    i didnt nut

  54. Sea_Perspective6891 Avatar

    How long people actually last. During my first time I was expecting to last at least 5 to 10 minutes but I ended up lasting under a minute.

  55. EatinPussySellnCalls Avatar

    That priests could get boners

  56. Banxier Avatar

    How unamazing it was, found out much later me and my then partner were entirely incompatible sexually.

  57. IntroductionPrior289 Avatar

    I’ll let you know if it happens

  58. Littlebigdicc Avatar

    The hole was lower down than I was expecting when I was trying to put it in 😂

  59. Maximumfisher Avatar

    How great it felt to express physically my affection for someone. Shits like crack

  60. Critical_Trash842 Avatar

    That I thought Catholic priests were supposed to be celibate yet there he was with his hands in my pants

  61. Weird_Rooster_4307 Avatar

    How far my sperm shot across the room. She was impressed too!

  62. Desperate-Cloud7593 Avatar

    that after that you feel empty

  63. Prestigious_Past_768 Avatar

    How natural the motions came like instinct, the feel difference of raw vs no condom, and first introduction to what a queef was lol

  64. No_Carry_3028 Avatar

    The trapped smell in the car and windows fogging

  65. Fallout_Fangirl_xo Avatar

    How little of a deal it actually was 😂

  66. EatingCoooolo Avatar

    The amount of girls I had sex with.

  67. obi-jawn-kenblomi Avatar

    A cat was nipping me on the toes.

  68. nuttypoolog Avatar

    I just remember thinking ‘so this is what it’s like!’ warm and squishy …like apple.pie.

  69. John_from_ne_il Avatar

    Honestly? The sensation of even a covered penis entering a vagina for the very first time. Any time with a new partner for the first time is also a very unique sensation. Thirdly, each time entering a partner uncovered for the first time after being covered for every experience prior, that’s unique.

  70. perfecttrapezoid Avatar

    I did not like pussy as much as I expected to, turns out I’m gay.

  71. ameepleinaustin Avatar

    That I didn’t feel anything. I was 14 and didn’t look.

  72. West_Breadfruit_4621 Avatar

    Honestly… a lot of stuff but I remember just thinking to myself “wow… that’s it?” And being disappointed. I literally didn’t have interest in having sex again for awhile

  73. sendmeabook Avatar

    This is it?

    Felt weird that people are so worked up over losing something that was so bland.

    As an adult it’s gotten better. Turns out that guy just wasn’t good at it. Lol

  74. cloistered_around Avatar

    It hurt. Luckily I already knew it probably would (common for girls since first time we’re not particularly stretchy down there) but apparently I had vaginismus as well so it was particularly unpleasant.

  75. LovlehKebab Avatar

    Can’t remember, possibly how easy and how natural the sex was. Before having sex you kind of think what it’ll be like and how you plan to “do it”. But when it happens it all goes out of the window and things happen which you didn’t expect to or not the way you planned it to.

  76. Maleficent_Food3914 Avatar

    The hip sore, leg soreness, and all sorts of sore next morning is no joke.

  77. Emu105 Avatar

    The sheer girth of my partner’s meat (I thought my partner was a girl)

  78. RamiHunt Avatar

    Why was everyone here expecting to bleed a river💀

  79. asianguylikesrice Avatar

    How pleasurable yet dangerous it is (currently facing pregnancy scare with gf after first time, use protection kids)

  80. Wanker169 Avatar

    The world didn’t explode. I didn’t get the plauge or get cast into hell. It was surprisingly no big deal

  81. IllustratorNo3455 Avatar

    “Hey, I’m lasting more than 30 seconds”

  82. kaybelikemaybe505 Avatar
  83. SupperMeat Avatar

    Just as i imagined. Zero surprises.

  84. keiwan_k99 Avatar

    The taste of the pussy🙃

  85. diehardsteeler Avatar

    That “Rape Me” by Nirvana was playing in the background. Soooooooo romantic ❤️❤️. I reconnected with that lovely gal 20 years after that. We are still together today💜

  86. Low-Cardiologist6913 Avatar

    How uneventful it was. We stopped and didn’t finish because of the pain she feeling down there. She said and I quote “this is so painful I don’t get why other people like this.” 5 years later we broke up and she became the biggest hoe in town 😂

  87. Professional-Mix2000 Avatar

    That if you’re in a good place mentally, you’ll make noise voluntarily. I make wolf howls.

  88. aTickleMonster Avatar

    How many times I could go without rest/breaks

  89. Bibb5ter Avatar

    That the dick can be just like “nah not today” after years of unsolicited boners

  90. zakittey Avatar

    How horny I got just a couple of hours after she left. I texted her, told her how hard I was (it actually hurt!), and had a quick wank. She was surprised and said, “I’m sorry, but it’s not like I gave you blue balls—you nutted inside me!”

  91. WOLFMAN_SPA Avatar

    Taste of pussy

  92. Dangerous-Ad9437 Avatar

    The circus and music and the feel of her whiskers

  93. Slighty_Defeated Avatar

    The post nut clarity is a very real thing.

  94. Blazz001 Avatar

    That my body is capable of moving on its own and in those instances I’m powerless to stop myself.