I was at my boyfriends parents today celebrating his birthday. We had lots of food cake ect. Well my stomach turns and even talking feels horrible. I go to the bathroom twice and it doesn’t help the pain. I decide to leave abruptly to go home and shit. I hate shitting anywhere but home and wouldn’t have if it weren’t an emergency. The whole 15min drive home I was dying. Well yeah then I shat myself in my elevator. (Yes it got on the floor through my baggy pants) I run home, clean my pants and shower. Then i head out to clean the elevator. No one saw me cleaning THANK GOD🙏 The elevator is fine now but the hallway with only three apartments including mine smells HORRIBLE. I’m too embarassed to go clean it now. I don’t even want to leave my home. BRO HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN???? My stomach has never done me like this. This is too embarassing
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The username is perfect for this post.
Sh!t happens.
Your tum probably just really disagrees with something or something you ate helped get things moving along rapidly. If you’re worried, you can always go see a doc to check on things.
Contact your property about the smell.
I am just going to pretend that you said you dropped your phone in the elevator, and then we can both go on about our lives. How about that?
LMAOO, something similar happened to me once!! But I was 5…so..hm.
At least is you not in the car with your boyfriend s parents or their elevator. So I guess it could have been worse .
What did we learn? Just shit at their house next time.