Ladies, what’s the most ridiculous lie a man has told you with 100% confidence—that he clearly thought you’d believe?
Ladies, what’s the most ridiculous lie a man has told you with 100% confidence—that he clearly thought you’d believe?
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Ladies, what’s the most ridiculous lie a man has told you with 100% confidence—that he clearly thought you’d believe?
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“I didn’t plagiarize my part of the essay.”
Ladies, it said “[Click to Enlarge]” under one of the images.
“We weren’t even together. It’s not cheating”
“I love you, baby”
Years ago, I asked him why he had the Badoo app on his phone.
He said his colleague had installed it because his Internet wasn’t working properly.
I belong to a very respectful family
When he invites you over and you tell him you’re not in the mood and he says: “I just wanna hang out. I promise I won’t try anything”
Fell for that one a lot in my 20’s, won’t fall for it anymore.
Oh, and when you’ve been on 2 dates with someone and they’re hinting at wanting to get sexual, so you say that you want to take it slow and they hit you with: “I really, really like you, and sex won’t change that.”
Seriously, that second one is unacceptable, and I feel like women don’t talk about it as much as we should because it kinda makes it seem like we’re bad at sex, but really, guys are just assholes.
“I didn’t see your text” while I’m watching him on TV, as he looks down at his phone in the stands at a televised sporting event.
I found a dating app on his phone. He told me that the app was to find grocery stores nearby and to find concerts and other social activities near by. When I saw the chat option, he said it was also to make friends. When I asked why there were only female “friends” he was chatting with, he didn’t have an answer.
“I’m 6’1. You must be wrong about your height.”
I really don’t care if a guy is a few inches shorter than me. I do care about being expected to ignore blatant, stupid lies.
That he was actually shitting on the toilet instead of scheming his next victim, (our power went out and the vent on the microwave turned off) he immediately rushed out to see what happened- I- did you not wipe ur ass before u ran out here? Or u were never shitting in the first place?
A guy once thought he convinced me that he coined the phrase “pardon my French.”
That he won the lottery and bought a house instead of the truth which was mommy and daddy bought him a house
“That’s not my baby, that’s my little sister.” Except the toddler was running around in the background on FT calling him “daddy.” 🙃
“I’d like to be in a relationship one day.” We worked alone together one day, he told me that. He told me about his ex wife and how she cheated on him.
Well, come to find out he was already in a relationship, he was just saying that to me to hook up. Yeah..find out on my own he had a “fiancee” after we f***** a couple of times.. Thanks to Reddit reached out to her on FB and told her everything.
“Dr says (toddler) is fine, don’t know why you’re acting insane.”
Nurse called a half hour later describing the car accident injuries, that child wasn’t in a proper car seat, and when the Dr saw my son she would call back and give me an update. I had to call every hospital in the city because he wouldn’t tell me where they were so I could drive to see my baby.
“yes i could marry you a day” i stop believe it after 11 years
“No, I didn’t. He lied. Who told you? That’s not true.” – after I heard it from the horse’s mouth who felt guilty and told me. I got so annoyed.
“I wasn’t asleep, I was just resting my eyes.”
“You’re DEFINITELY over 6 feet tall!”
Reader, I have been 5’9″ since I was 16. I promise I know how tall I am.
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“it was just someone twitter profile pic”….. twas corn folks
My ex-husband told me he was faking a porn addiction and treating me like shit to force a divorce. Because he has a disease that would cause him a slow and painful death. He wanted to spare me from taking care of him. I still SMH that he believes ppl are so stupid to believe anything he says.
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He told me his mum was American and they used to live next to the Empire State building…. He and his mum are born and bred British and neither have never even been to America. He also said he used to bump into Lil Wayne aaaalllll the time. This was a fully grown adult man lying about this btw.
We were on our 2nd date, at his house for dinner. We started making out on his couch. He asked me if we could move to the bedroom because he had a bad back and the bed was better for it. Told me straight faced too.
Well, a friend who was interested in me. Tried impressing me by saying while he was on vacation, a car spun out, went over a railing, partially. The guy was hanging on the car’s side screaming for help, there was a 100 foot drop. I can’t remember how he said he scaled down the side and saved him. Apparently the guy said he would name his first born child after him. My friend ended the story by saying “thank God I wore my superman shirt”.
He was absolutely awful for lying about being a hero, in MANY instances. That’s apparently why he bought the superman shirt.
He’s married now with four kids. So I guess it worked on someone! I’m actually happy for him because he always wanted to be a dad.
“I haven’t been drinking!”
He’d just left rehab, I could smell the alcohol on his breath & there was an empty bottle stuffed under the couch cushion.
That he didn’t know how a former female coworker got his ig (he doesn’t use his gov name) and she messaged him. I was born at night not last night.
“I’m a feminist “
He told me he’s related to an artist I really like and wanted tickets of. Would’ve been fine if it’s an indie artist but it’s fucking Lana Del Rey
My high school ex told me he ran over someone’s cat and said he had court like 3 days later. Preceded to text me in the middle of his “court case” to say he might be getting a year in jail. Dumbass forgot to block me from seeing his Snapchat story because he posted a basketball game he was playing with his friends
‘Me and her are not together, she’s like obsessed with me!’ Checked his phone and he’s saying I love you to her
I know this is a little skewed but bear with me.
Arguing with an ex about a conversation we’d had a few days prior and how he was incorrect about how it went:
“That’s not what happened!! I never said that!! You can’t make up a lie about what I said!! I have a mind like a sieve!!!”
Yeah.
Full confidence trying to use a big boy word when he had no clue what it meant.
😂😂😂
When they tell you how stupid they are – believe them the first time!! ✌🏼😂
Told me the guy he was cheating on me with was blackmailing him into cheating on me??? lol okay
That he was on tindr to make friends
A 150 pound guy said he benched 315 for 15 reps. Once would incredible
He told me he would spend NYE with his daughter because she was going through a break up at that time and he wanted to be there for her. January 2 he forgot his own lie and told me he would see his daughter that day to wish her a happy NY. (Before you ask,he only has 1 daughter)
I didnt even confront him with his lie but just walked out.
His wedding vows
That he was six feet tall, and I was only taller than him because I was in heels.
Ladies, I am 5’6″, and I was wearing 3″ heels. I wonder, to this day, if he didn’t realize I would be able to do the math on that, or if he saw the 3″ heels and thought they were 6″ because he’s been lying to himself about what 6 inches look like…
He said that he has a recruitment for the FC Barcelona team, for the football team. With full conviction.