What if you saw jesus taking a shit in bucket in your front lawn in the morning?

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What would you do?

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  1. ichangetires Avatar

    SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN A SHIT!

  2. Headwallrepeat Avatar

    I would bag it and charge admission

  3. The_Arch_Heretic Avatar

    I’d call ICE. 🤣

  4. Cowpuncher84 Avatar

    Tell him to hurry up and get back to roofing my house.

  5. Ishitinatuba Avatar

    His father was on a bus, and I noticed he was slob like one of us, a stranger tying to make his way home.

  6. ADhomin_em Avatar

    Is this like the updated version of “What if God was one of us?”

  7. Far_Tie614 Avatar

    Uh, wait for the Second Cumming, I guess. 

  8. Iammeimei Avatar

    What makes me so damn sure it’s Jesus?

    No matter how much he looks like Jesus, that’s not going to be my first thought.

  9. No-Champions-Left Avatar

    I’d quit drinking.

  10. Fun-Lengthiness-7493 Avatar

    I’d say, “hey, Yeshua. There beer on ice and I’m making burritos. wipe up, wash your hands and get some grub.we need to get to work.”

  11. No_Implement_6789 Avatar

    His bucket or mine ?

  12. Utterlybored Avatar

    Go back to bed.

  13. DOW_mauao Avatar

    I’d ask him if he was using it for fertilizer on my roses…

  14. delphyz Avatar

    Sell it to the church for a few mill

  15. ConsistentCoyote3786 Avatar

    Hola, Jesús. qué estás haciendo

  16. AdRepresentative8236 Avatar

    I’d be like dude, seriously? At least it’s a bucket, but like that’s kind of rude

  17. quizzicalturnip Avatar

    I’d have one more question than I would have if I saw him standing on my lawn in the morning.

  18. 02meepmeep Avatar

    I mean, must have been a rough night. I’m sure he’ll take the bucket. He’s not an Ahole like the church goons.

  19. LachlanGurr Avatar

    He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus but he talks like a gentleman. Like you imagined when you were young.

  20. Glittering_Novel5174 Avatar

    We’d all finally have the answer to “What would Jesus do?”

  21. inappropriate_Sir Avatar

    Jesus? The gardener? Probably fire him.

  22. Curiously-Wondering0 Avatar

    Scream “holy shit” really loud

  23. Substantial-Ad-8575 Avatar

    Cool. Make sure he takes bucket with him.