In the snow, with my head in the arms of someone who loves me and is yelling “Stay with me. Don’t you dare leave me” as I bleed out and stare up at the sky.
I would like to die in my sleep when I am old, after a long and stimulating life. Nothing sensational—just going to sleep one evening, with good books around me, perhaps with a cup of tea on the table beside me, and that’s it. Quietly, without fuss.
I hope that before I die, I will be healthy, free from serious illness, and not burden others too much. I want to pass away peacefully in my sleep, lying in a rocking chair on a summer evening. I don’t need a cemetery; my body and ashes can be used to nourish the trees and flowers in front of my door.
Any method that kills me instantly without the feeling of “I am dying”, like I didn’t even know I died. My self consciousness just vanished in a sudden.
I don’t necessarily have an answer for this but I always remember something my biology teacher said in high school. He said “ppl ‘dying in their sleep’ isn’t always the case. Sometimes they’re startled out of their sleep: running late for work and they attempt to jump out of bed to get ready. Your heart rate is extremely low while sleeping, so if you snap out of your sleep in a panic, your heart isn’t ready to start pumping that fast.. resulting in a heart attack.”
In my sleep, in my own home after I’ve become old and there’s no one that is financially dependent on me; before I need assistance to perform basic everyday tasks. I want to go in a painless way without even getting to know about it when it happens.
A heart attack from over excitement while stomping to death every unoriginal karma whore posting this same fucking question to this sub every fucking day along with every unoriginal unfunny cunt commenting the same fucking Tyrion Lannister quote.
Before I die I want some cash to make the ultimate prank house, the house, would be visiting guest house. The way into the house would be through a side door. All the front windows, the side windows, have large 4K TVs mounted to the outside. The speakers would work. Of course 12 hours of pre-recorded outside imagery, would be plague on the tvs. I make the main TV in the living room play a pre-recorded emergency news clip, and then the emergency broadcast system, would go off. There would be emergency declaration that Russia had launched several nuclear warheads. At the same time, the TVs on the outside of the house would start to play an emergency siren. And the guest would be looking outside thinking they’re looking outside. Then they would see the nuclear missiles shooting through the sky. They would witness a nuclear detonation in the distance. The entire house would be on rollers and large hydraulic Rams would be attached to the foundation of the house. The Shockwave would be coming towards the house and of course the gas would be freaking out. The hydraulic Rams with Jolt the house backwards when the Shockwave looks like it’s coming to the we’re about to come through the windows but it’s from the TV.
The moment I feel the most alive so it won’t look and feel like I really want it to happened. Maybe its kinda feel humane to not like death when you’re already there. Like… you’ll beg for a second to not yet die after you beg to the “heavens” to end it all your life.
I want to die in the most suspiciously peaceful way possible.
Surrounded by untouched takeout containers, 37 open browser tabs, and a whiteboard full of red string and cryptic symbols.
No signs of struggle. No explanation.
Just enough weirdness to get a 6-part true crime documentary made about me…
where the final twist is:
I faked my own death…
to avoid a group project.
To be honest ever since I was a kid, I always thought that on my last moment I want to be staring at the sky. I want that as my last view. I just want to grow old tho. In Gods grace
It’d most likely be by jumping. I want to fall from a very, very, extra verys, great height. High enough that I have a decent enough time to think, regret, be aware, and love every last second of my experience.
Not sure if that would ever happen, but a cinematic death. Like, being ready to die, hence you go out to do something heroic, like save a person, or kill someone who did bad things, and dying while doing it. First of all, I’m not in a movie, second of all, I probably won’t be serving in the military or any public service job so
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In a heroic , badass way. Saving someone else’s life.
Suicide
I dunno, just something painless.
Painless too
At the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and someones mouth wrapped around my…
Driving a car over the edge of The Great Australian Bight as a 101 year old.
I want to live as long as possible. I consider aging a disease, so I don’t wanna say I want to die from it.
My final answer: entropy
ASAP
In the snow, with my head in the arms of someone who loves me and is yelling “Stay with me. Don’t you dare leave me” as I bleed out and stare up at the sky.
I want an eagle to drop me like a bomb on the white house. I don’t THINK it would kill me, but it would be a good way to go.
12 gauge my ass
Dxm mountain jump
I would like to die in my sleep when I am old, after a long and stimulating life. Nothing sensational—just going to sleep one evening, with good books around me, perhaps with a cup of tea on the table beside me, and that’s it. Quietly, without fuss.
In my sleep, by the hands of a jealous husband.
Soon
How does the old joke go? In my sleep, rather than screaming, like my passengers.
Loved.
A gun and young
Bradycardia induced Infarction during sleep.
Out of every way to die, that one feels the most like that cozy feeling when you’re warm in bed but it’s cold out.
fulfilled & peaceful
In my sleep at about 80.
I want to be killed quickly and suddenly in a way that also allows my family to sue for millions. Like the Walmart sign falls on me
I hope that before I die, I will be healthy, free from serious illness, and not burden others too much. I want to pass away peacefully in my sleep, lying in a rocking chair on a summer evening. I don’t need a cemetery; my body and ashes can be used to nourish the trees and flowers in front of my door.
Comfortably
At home in my bed , in my sleep
overdose , romeo and juliet , being strangled , or cutting and if im lucky enough in my sleep sooner than later
Saving someone or in my sleep
At a very old age
In my sleep
Any method that kills me instantly without the feeling of “I am dying”, like I didn’t even know I died. My self consciousness just vanished in a sudden.
Soon
Soon
As I was born… Naked and screaming
I don’t necessarily have an answer for this but I always remember something my biology teacher said in high school. He said “ppl ‘dying in their sleep’ isn’t always the case. Sometimes they’re startled out of their sleep: running late for work and they attempt to jump out of bed to get ready. Your heart rate is extremely low while sleeping, so if you snap out of your sleep in a panic, your heart isn’t ready to start pumping that fast.. resulting in a heart attack.”
In my sleep.
In my sleep, in my own home after I’ve become old and there’s no one that is financially dependent on me; before I need assistance to perform basic everyday tasks. I want to go in a painless way without even getting to know about it when it happens.
Peacefully
Dunno, I don’t wish for it.
In any way that is painless & results in an instant death.
I want to go in my sleep as an old lady. That way it’d be painless for me.
Either by taking my own life in a quiet place(I feel somewhat relieved when I realise I am dying by my own hands) or by being unexpectedly murdered
I’m waiting for a redneck to say, put me on a rocket sled, and I will shoot down the track and launch off the unit right into the ass of a elephant
I wanna get released in space, float away.
In my sleep around 60-80 years old. Or at hospital under many drugs.
You snould know by now, wishes don’t count. Reckon I’ll find out pretty soon now. I’m 90.
Painlessly. I am ready to die. I don’t see any point in this life. But I’m not in a hurry either. Death will come when it comes.
A heart attack from over excitement while stomping to death every unoriginal karma whore posting this same fucking question to this sub every fucking day along with every unoriginal unfunny cunt commenting the same fucking Tyrion Lannister quote.
Weirdly, i would say in a fire
Full of MDMA on a dance floor
Before I die I want some cash to make the ultimate prank house, the house, would be visiting guest house. The way into the house would be through a side door. All the front windows, the side windows, have large 4K TVs mounted to the outside. The speakers would work. Of course 12 hours of pre-recorded outside imagery, would be plague on the tvs. I make the main TV in the living room play a pre-recorded emergency news clip, and then the emergency broadcast system, would go off. There would be emergency declaration that Russia had launched several nuclear warheads. At the same time, the TVs on the outside of the house would start to play an emergency siren. And the guest would be looking outside thinking they’re looking outside. Then they would see the nuclear missiles shooting through the sky. They would witness a nuclear detonation in the distance. The entire house would be on rollers and large hydraulic Rams would be attached to the foundation of the house. The Shockwave would be coming towards the house and of course the gas would be freaking out. The hydraulic Rams with Jolt the house backwards when the Shockwave looks like it’s coming to the we’re about to come through the windows but it’s from the TV.
The moment I feel the most alive so it won’t look and feel like I really want it to happened. Maybe its kinda feel humane to not like death when you’re already there. Like… you’ll beg for a second to not yet die after you beg to the “heavens” to end it all your life.
by zombie
Soon pls
Definitely not burial or cremation. I would donate my body to medical science or get myself frozen
Now
Nice try, grim reaper. You can’t just post this to our internet and then use this as your go to list.
Happy & after having lived a fulfilled life.
Soon?
I hope everybody’s wishes in this comment section comes true 🤗
İn my sleep, around 45-50 ages
I don’t. I don’t wish to die.
Load my mind up into a robot body and let me kick around for a few hundred years. Then we can talk about it.
In sleep
Hopefully sometime soon. I’m tired, and bored. 😅
Truck-Kun
High as a kite on speed
Bullet to head
Choking on cock
At my own choosing when I am ready.
Idk that bt right now.. right now..as soon as possible
On top of a mountain, watching the sun rise..
Fall asleep, not wake up.
I want to die in my sleep.
Just something exciting like playing Russian roulette with a semi automatic pistol or anything that won’t get me remembered as just a statistic
In my sleep
Reluctantly!
Slowly, alone and in excruciating pain.
In my sleep. One day soon. When I’ve finished the projects on the house so hubs isn’t left with the house in a mess. He can just enjoy it all then.
Quickly so I can tie death up and escape to live again
I want to die in the most suspiciously peaceful way possible.
Surrounded by untouched takeout containers, 37 open browser tabs, and a whiteboard full of red string and cryptic symbols.
No signs of struggle. No explanation.
Just enough weirdness to get a 6-part true crime documentary made about me…
where the final twist is:
I faked my own death…
to avoid a group project.
In my sleep. preferably with a loved one holding my hand.
~ Eclipse
Peacefully, Painlessly, quickly and hopefully soon
I don’t wish to die.
I don’t wish to die at all….
Getting shot in the head
I wanna die while jumping over a viking shield wall, wielding 2 axes.
Honestly I would prefer not to die.
That’s a heavy-handed question to ask
In my sleep
I’ll figure it out on the day
When I die, I want to be alone staring at sky full of clouds or sunset or in the night full of stars, clear of clouds
Drowning in gold, solidified, and made into a necklace
Either right now
Soon.
To be honest ever since I was a kid, I always thought that on my last moment I want to be staring at the sky. I want that as my last view. I just want to grow old tho. In Gods grace
With a tall amazon riding me until I pass away
As long as it goes very fast, whatever method.
Peaceful and willing
In a unique and legendary way, heroic, not old and whimpering on my death bed.
Sacrifice myself for someone else in a war-like situation. That would be so cool and remarkable.
It’d most likely be by jumping. I want to fall from a very, very, extra verys, great height. High enough that I have a decent enough time to think, regret, be aware, and love every last second of my experience.
me on my way to get euthanized.
I5 years old killed by a 20 year Olds jealous husband in the act
by stabbing myself while drunk, on a cherry tree in april
Common guys death with no pain is the easiest. Head shot for me
Not sure if that would ever happen, but a cinematic death. Like, being ready to die, hence you go out to do something heroic, like save a person, or kill someone who did bad things, and dying while doing it. First of all, I’m not in a movie, second of all, I probably won’t be serving in the military or any public service job so
In my sleep or on some good drugs
Well that is impossible unfortunately.
Since I cannot die.
Quietly, peacefully.
Happy, doing something i love till the very last seconds.
Known as one of the greatest Politicians this world has seen.
With the person I hated
in my sleep 💤
Overdose peacefully
Satisfied and painless.
Peacefully pls
I wish, My life should end with peacefully,with no pain and knowing I lived my full life.
Watching the last star in the universe die.
Sniper headshot from 1km away with a .50 at 107 years old as I’m spending my last dollar on blow
Without pain
When I get old, in my bed.
Peacefully