if they would be a person, I wouldn’t. my genes suck and this world isn’t one i want to bring another person into. if I was younger and deciding now if I wanted to have kids, I would say no.
if its an empty meatsuit in perfect condition? either use it for spare parts or volunteer to try whole-body transplant. My body is broken. if I had a spare lying around without the problems this one has, I’d change to it ASAP.
I’d split the responsibilities. One handles work and errands, the other focuses on hobbies and relationships. But honestly, I think we’d end up arguing about who got the better deal.
Make a lifetime agreement to both be the same person, we would share absolutely everything, not including women. And we never tell anyone we have a cloning machine.
And I’d always keep one of those rods from No Country For Old Men close-by, just in case the clone got out of hand, so to speak. 🤣🤣
Teamwork makes the dream work, considering the clone thinks like me we could do so much together, like help ourselves during teamwork based missions when we’re gaming, or just play party games.
One of us would work the 9-5 grind while the other pursued creative projects guilt-free. Then we’d switch off every week so neither of us burns out. Also, instant workout buddy who can’t flake on gym sessions—double the gains, half the excuses.
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Get them to do the vacuuming while I do the dusting
Can I change the gender of the clone?
As then I will have ideas.
Send to work while I chill at home
Send them to work
Make them go to work for me.
Get them to rub my feet because foot massages is the one thing I’m actually good at.
CUDDLE!!!
talk?
It would have free will, so it would make its own decisions
Send them to school
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I think we just would be besties and go travel around the world
what kind of clone?
if they would be a person, I wouldn’t. my genes suck and this world isn’t one i want to bring another person into. if I was younger and deciding now if I wanted to have kids, I would say no.
if its an empty meatsuit in perfect condition? either use it for spare parts or volunteer to try whole-body transplant. My body is broken. if I had a spare lying around without the problems this one has, I’d change to it ASAP.
Ok now go watch Severed.
We would work every other day.
I’d split the responsibilities. One handles work and errands, the other focuses on hobbies and relationships. But honestly, I think we’d end up arguing about who got the better deal.
You really do not want to know.
Kill and watch it die
Work out some schedule for who goes to work which days. I’m torn between alternating weeks or alternating days.
Golfing buddy!
Make a lifetime agreement to both be the same person, we would share absolutely everything, not including women. And we never tell anyone we have a cloning machine.
And I’d always keep one of those rods from No Country For Old Men close-by, just in case the clone got out of hand, so to speak. 🤣🤣
how so you know if you are the clone?
pls cook me noodles
Definitely spit-roast my wife
Rap battle, obviously
One dude works on the house, the other goes to work then switch.
Then double team my wife
Do proper costume fittings and pinning on myself. We’d have to split the work otherwise autocide is likely.
Being best friends forever, of course.
I need someone on the Subconscious Watch.
Teamwork makes the dream work, considering the clone thinks like me we could do so much together, like help ourselves during teamwork based missions when we’re gaming, or just play party games.
Knowing myself, he wouldn’t obey me no matter what I ask him to do
The bin.
Make one more copy so I can keep up with my backlog at work.
Live a completely different life. I wouldn’t be as happy, but I’d get to experience more things.
Fight Club
Kill it before it wakes up, he didn’t ask for this. On the flip side that’s a lot of morally ambiguous meat for the freezer.
Cofound business with my other self
Get another job for sure. Double income.
One cleans the house and does other tasks while the other does childcare. We would switch every two hours.
Anal
Like the other commenter said. Threesome with my wife and then probably murder him in the most gruesome way to get out some self hatred lol
One of us would work the 9-5 grind while the other pursued creative projects guilt-free. Then we’d switch off every week so neither of us burns out. Also, instant workout buddy who can’t flake on gym sessions—double the gains, half the excuses.
Recreate multiplicity and call the dumb one Steve.
Go to work 24/7
If I had a clone of me who was exactly like me in every way, I wouldn’t be able to make him do shit.
Send them to work so I can sleep in or make them find their own job so I can have that second income.
Definitely sex and art projects
Just hang out…. Do the solo side quests but with yourself
OnlyFans for sure
switch every other week / day work so the other can have a day off
My own clone??? Now neither of us will be virgins!
Use the clone for organ transplants