Copy of the original post in case of edits: The bear is pretty chill, has human intelligence and mostly keeps to himself. It is however still big and hairy.
If he keeps to himself and has human intelligence, does this rule out, like, cuddling hugs and other things I’ve generally fantasized about doing with a domestic bear?
As long as (s)he isn’t a morning bear, no problem. I swear to all of the old gods that if s(he) puts up a “…but not before coffee” sign I’m getting a chill and intelligent bearskin rug, though.
I have a triple-coated cat and two German Shepherd crosses – my house is already filled with stray animal hairs EVERYWHERE. What time do I expect Mr Bear’s arrival? Do I need to shop for him or will he handle his grocery needs himself?
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Copy of the original post in case of edits: The bear is pretty chill, has human intelligence and mostly keeps to himself. It is however still big and hairy.
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this is legitimately my every desire where can i sign up.
Hell yeah I’ll hang out with yogi
Depends on if he’s black, brown, or white
A second big hairy man? Sign me up!
My dream house is in the woods, we’re good. Plus, I now have a hunting buddy.
Fair enough. Sounds like a good deal.
Fuck yeah!!!
so, like, what’s the downside?
My dream house incidentally has an entire wing for an intelligent bear.
I feel like this is needed here.
A Guy on a Buffalo
https://youtu.be/iJ4T9CQA0UM?si=bMghgqH_xP2Nh0m1
This is my current situation already. Married the bear, too.
As long as he doesn’t eat cat’s we’re good.
Sure, I don’t have any problems against gay people as long as he did his share of the chores.
But seriously probably not. Bears are still giant and even if he’s chill even one moment of him not being so could kill me.
As long as the bear doesn’t Tey to eat me or my pets then we chill
Did you not already have an intelligent bear in your dream house?
Seems fine. Just don’t use any honey products .
If he keeps to himself and has human intelligence, does this rule out, like, cuddling hugs and other things I’ve generally fantasized about doing with a domestic bear?
As long as (s)he isn’t a morning bear, no problem. I swear to all of the old gods that if s(he) puts up a “…but not before coffee” sign I’m getting a chill and intelligent bearskin rug, though.
Sure
We hit up conventions with him as Dovah bear and such.
Dream house has enough spare rooms and tech intended for guests or big family.
as for lots of hair, there are vacuums made for lots of pet hair that would work, as long as I never referred to him as a pet..
I would love to, imagine going to work with the bear on your side and having him terrorize my boss for a raise and then going fishing on holiday
I love bears, so yes I will do this.
does he pay rent?
I fail to see a down side here. I’ll share my snacks and no one is gonna fuck with the house while i’m gone.
As long as it showers every day, and clean after itself, and pay his part of the utilities I have no problem.
Like Bear in the Big Blue House?
The greatest children’s show ever?
Paddington? Sounds cool.
I have a triple-coated cat and two German Shepherd crosses – my house is already filled with stray animal hairs EVERYWHERE. What time do I expect Mr Bear’s arrival? Do I need to shop for him or will he handle his grocery needs himself?