Eggs as a food sucks

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They taste like rancid milk mixed with old lemons. The smell of eggs is enough to make me gag. I don’t know how people eat that stuff for breakfast. It’s nasty. Literally smells like sulfur. Their nutrition is useless since they taste so bad that you throw up after eating them. I can’t understand how people can just eat an omelet and feel fine. Are my tastebuds borked? Worst food ever. Although I may have an intolerance for eggs.

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  2. Ciprich Avatar

    Shit where I grew up even the water smelled like sulfur. Non issue for me. Bathed in that smell daily.

    Also eggs are delicious.

  3. Samael13 Avatar

    “Although I may have an intolerance for eggs.” Yeah, buddy, if you’re puking every time you eat them and they smell like rancid milk and old lemons, you probably do. Or you’re eating rotten eggs?

    Your description of eggs is… not what most of us experience.

  4. Aromatic-Elephant110 Avatar

    I had a hard time with eggs for a while. But you can cook them like, a hundred different ways that all have different textures. Scrambled with a bit of salt and pepper it’s a pretty neutral flavor, and my mouth hates just about all texture and flavor.

  5. GrilledStuffedDragon Avatar

    >Their nutrition is useless because they taste so bad you end up throwing up after eating them.

    Legitimately made me laugh out loud.

    I want eggs now. A couple nice, runny overeasy fried eggs with some toast to soak up the yolk… Yes please.

  6. MylesWyde Avatar

    “Eggs as food” … What else are they for?

  7. DrTheloniusPinkleton Avatar

    I’m eating a delicious hard boiled egg in these trying times as we speak. 

    Upvoted cuz sub. Disliked cuz you’re wrong and you should feel bad. 

  8. Cheeky_Puffs Avatar

    I hate the smell of eggs but love to eat them. Never understood that 😭

  9. RickyRacer2020 Avatar

    Agree.  Eggs are Cardio killers.  Eating just 2 Eggs has the same amount of artery clogging, Cardio killing cholesterol as 9 McD Cheeseburgers.

  10. j_grouchy Avatar

    That you, Guy Fieri?

  11. StarsRaven Avatar

    So you just not use seasonings?

    Go buy anything. Be it pork, fish, beef, beans, etc and just cook it without any seasonings or sauce. Yeah it’s going to be horrid as fuck.

    Eggs are no exception. I sometimes eat eggs without anything. Yeah they taste awful but I can’t be bothered at 5am when I need to go to work and I only got 4 hours of sleep. Food is food at that point.

  12. CrossXFir3 Avatar

    Wild. I love eggs as long as they’re not overcooked. Love em fried, scrambled, poached, or soft boiled. All delicious.

  13. HiroHayami Avatar

    Yeah, unpooular as shit. I could eat eggs non stop

  14. Ryulightorb Avatar

    eggs are tasty they have a buttery and nutty taste they taste good alone even without seasoning

  15. Careless-Ability-748 Avatar

    Maybe YOU throw up after eating them, but I’ve never done that unless I happened to be sick.

  16. MShake4ever Avatar

    “Are my tastebuds borked?” Yes. Or you ate a rotten egg

  17. 5DsofDodgeball69 Avatar

    The fuck kind of eggs are you eating?

  18. Dazzling-Treacle1092 Avatar

    I can’t seem to like eggs in most forms. For some reason my stomach turns over when I think about eating them. But I’ve never experienced the reaction that you have to them. I’m OK with them just as long as I’m not eating them.

    That said, what would we do without eggs for baking? I love waffles with maple syrup…yum. and cakes and pies. I can’t imagine you don’t eat them in all these forms.

  19. Kittyluvins Avatar

    I’m with you. To me, eggs smell like fart. I can’t eat something that smells bad to me. I feel the same way about seafood.

  20. ausyliam Avatar

    Nice, a truly unpopular opinion. You def have some kind of allergy or medical issue with eggs, especially if you throw up after eating them. I’ve never in my life had someone describe them the way you do.

  21. Ready-Ad-436 Avatar

    I go through phases

  22. trollcitybandit Avatar

    Funny I used to eat them quite often (and farm fresh taste wayy better) but I have since not felt very good eating them lately for some reason. Maybe it’s just because I’ve only been eating the fast food type eggs

  23. Slim-Shmaley Avatar

    “Rancid milk mixed with old lemons”

    You sure your eggs have been in date? Sounds like your eating rotten eggs tbh 😂

  24. KoopaPoopa69 Avatar

    I never liked eggs growing up. I kind of grew a taste for them in my 30s, and now the egg McMuffin is my favorite thing at McDonalds

  25. geriatriccolon Avatar

    Now this is what the sub is all about

  26. gbeezy007 Avatar

    Eggs deff have a terrible smell. When someone brings it into the office or an environment with no other food smells it’s kinda gross.

    Eggs are okay once and a while no real love or hate from me. They do help some dishes out very well though.

    Edit some comment just reminded me of hard boiled eggs and those smell extra horrible.

  27. JustElk3629 Avatar

    THANK YOU.

    Finally, someone with fully functioning tastebuds.

  28. zSchlachter Avatar

    I just made myself a sausage egg and cheese sandwich and it was delicious. Definitely unpopular

  29. knuckboy Avatar

    You’re probably undercooked them if you’re cooking them.

  30. _Diggus_Bickus_ Avatar

    Did we just find guy Fieris reddit account?

  31. bigdickkief Avatar

    I eat 10 poached eggs for breakfast 2-3 times a week

  32. canoflargeror6 Avatar

    I go through phases with eggs. Sometimes I love them, other times the pure sight of them make me feel unwell. Never an inbetween!

  33. GreenFaceTitan Avatar

    “literally smells like sulphur”

    I see the problem 😁.

  34. jiebyjiebs Avatar

    Found the Americuck.

  35. generic-username45 Avatar

    It sounds like you ate rotten eggs my guy.

  36. JayMoots Avatar

    >They taste like rancid milk mixed with old lemons.

    OP, if they really taste like that to you, you might genuinely have a medical condition. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/23986-parosmia

    Is this a new thing, or did eggs always taste like that to you?

  37. Amazing-League-218 Avatar

    I guess +1. But I don’t know what eggs you’ve been eating. Go back and eat your chicken fingers. WGAF?

  38. martlet1 Avatar

    If you really think about it you are eating a chicken ovum. It’s disgusting.

  39. zaynmaliksfuturewife Avatar

    I don’t like fried egg but I like boiled egg