A girl once said, “You’re kinda cute in a weird way,” and my brain short-circuited so hard I just said “thanks, I moisturize” and walked into a door.
Not through it. Into it.
And somehow, that was the peak of my dating career.
“Hey, what’s your favorite movie?” It was so random and disarming. It also helps he listened to me talk about it and was genuinely engaged in knowing why I loved it. Was a great conversation starter, we’ve been together for 10 years now.
I was standing in front of a woman at a concert and apologized for “not being a good window”. She replied it was ok because “I make a great ass”. Good times
When we’re the only ones left at the restaurant after a study session and she asks me if I want to come back to her apartment to finish studying and I say “it’s late and I gotta get home”.
Oh wait, that’s the opposite of a pick-up line. That’s an “I’m completely oblivious to my surroundings” line
One time I was sitting in a round table booth at a bar with a group of mostly strangers. We were talking about dating/flirting and the guys were saying they get tired of always being the ones to approach. I said “ya I just wish there was a signal women would give like I’m potentially down to fuck if you keep flirting, so I don’t waste my time. Even
a kick in the shin would be appreciated”. Just then I got a pretty hard kick in the shin and a wink from a girl across from me. I asked to switch places to sit next to her, and we went back to her place that night. It was so funny and effective.
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just being kind and real eheh
“Hi”
Screw me if I am wrong, but I think I’m gonna kiss you.
do not have
A girl once said, “You’re kinda cute in a weird way,” and my brain short-circuited so hard I just said “thanks, I moisturize” and walked into a door.
Not through it. Into it.
And somehow, that was the peak of my dating career.
“Hey, what’s your favorite movie?” It was so random and disarming. It also helps he listened to me talk about it and was genuinely engaged in knowing why I loved it. Was a great conversation starter, we’ve been together for 10 years now.
are you kanye cause i can nazi you with someone else
Hey
I was standing in front of a woman at a concert and apologized for “not being a good window”. She replied it was ok because “I make a great ass”. Good times
I wouldn’t know cuz I’ve never been picked up with a line before
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you” 😂 My stupid ass fell for it
When we’re the only ones left at the restaurant after a study session and she asks me if I want to come back to her apartment to finish studying and I say “it’s late and I gotta get home”.
Oh wait, that’s the opposite of a pick-up line. That’s an “I’m completely oblivious to my surroundings” line
I believe it was “your body is a work of art and should only be touched by an artist”
“I guess you don’t believe in love at first sight. I’ve walked by once already”
This is my dad’s story, from when he was younger, not my own.
A woman came up to him, when he was helping at the bar in the hotel he managed, and said, “Can I have your tie?”
Of course, he was a bit surprised, and asked why.
She responded, “Because I always keep the ties of men I sleep with.”
I don’t know much more about it, other than it worked.
Wanna come back to my place and watch Star Wars?
One time I was sitting in a round table booth at a bar with a group of mostly strangers. We were talking about dating/flirting and the guys were saying they get tired of always being the ones to approach. I said “ya I just wish there was a signal women would give like I’m potentially down to fuck if you keep flirting, so I don’t waste my time. Even
a kick in the shin would be appreciated”. Just then I got a pretty hard kick in the shin and a wink from a girl across from me. I asked to switch places to sit next to her, and we went back to her place that night. It was so funny and effective.
Saying hello and then parting my hair with my tongue
50 for a bj lol
“Hey, big head”