How do you think the penguins are going to react when they find out they’ve been tariffed on McDonald Island and do you think they will retaliate?
How do you think the penguins are going to react when they find out they’ve been tariffed on McDonald Island and do you think they will retaliate?
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According to my Facebook page, they are already training seagulls to shit on Tesla trucks.
“Noot noot!”
Penguins do not care if Trump raises prices on everything for U.S. citizens.
I think the penguins are smarter than the US administration and will do targeted tariffs on both fish and tuxedos.
They actually know i’ll seen plenty of pics, they are preparing a harsh response to the tariffs
If they’re not careful it’s gonna be another emu war and we’ll come away embarrassed.
They’re flightless, not fightless. We’re doomed.
I hope they’re like the penguins in Madagascar!
They’ll poop everywhere.
I guess we can say goodbye to our weekly shipments of regurgitated cod.
Who needs the Federal Reserve when your cute fluffy ass is sat on a goldmine with the current state of egg prices?
I just hope they heed Trump’s warning not to retaliate.
They’ll get in a flap about it but I don’t think anything will actually take off.
Probably with a tactical nuclear penguin!
they might act cute and cuddly…. but they arent
They’re going to send out their top scoring unit to put pressure on the Capitals D inside the blue line.
… and these are actual penguins, not the Pittsburgh Penguins.
They will hopefully poop on all of Donnie’s Big Macs before shipping them out.
Non-confrontational… will probably just move to another island.
They’ll probably tell Australia that they cannot ship exports through their island to circumvent American tariffs.
Kawalski, Ricco, and Private will be prepping to infiltrate with penguin karate.
these penguins are busy putting “genuine McDonalds island country of origin” stickers over made in China goods.
Like the Belarus customers ordering otherwise sanctioned piles of electronics just next to Russia
I dunno but they must have some serious exports, because I’ve been told the reason NK and Russia don’t have tariffs is because we don’t trade with them. If the penguins do, then obviously we are at a trade deficit with them
The Penguins will be fine. Sidney Crosby has a no trade clause. Nobody else of much value on that team to trade.
They will do a deep dive on it.
You don’t get it, the penguins pay the tariffs!
Dems are so dumb but a tough spot for Trump. He tariffs the island and then dems say he’s an idiot for doing so.
He doesn’t tariff the island and they find a crazy loophole to ship through it to bypass tariffs. Dems will yet again claim Trump is an idiot for not seeing that coming.
It’s kinda funny to watch thought processes lol
Probably hobble around with their chests puffed out squawking about back in 2022 when they enjoyed $1.4M in free trade.
Gotta teach them what capitalism is first.
They are probably going to shit themselves.
I mean, they are birds. They were were probably going to shit themselves anyways.
Think multi dimensional chess. What is the importance of such islands?
Kowsalki, analysis?
They tariff the McDonalds there?
They’ll organize a rally, a March of the Penguins
Idk but we can only hope they send their finest assassins to solve their problems for us
They are already boycotting US goods and services better than anyone else. They also don’t travel to the US. I think the only card they have left is the name of the island
Cute n cuddly, boys.
I would literally believe that he just did it cause he thought they were making so much chicken nuggie money that he wanted a cut.
They’re gonna boycott all fish that ever swam near the US.
They are phishers by nature. I expect everyone in the US will get an email saying they won money.
It seems trump wants to join Australia and lose a war to animals. Do yall even remember what the penguins did during WW2? They sunk so many Japanese warships that without them, the US would have lost the war, and don’t even get me started on the U-Boats they sunk.
If they Emu Wars taught us anything, we’re in for a rough couple of months.
Beware the penguins. Doobie doobie doo.