If Medusa had pubes, would they be tiny little snakes?

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If Medusa had pubes, would they be tiny little snakes?

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  1. TheApiary Avatar

    Yeah, and tiny little peach fuzz snakes all over her arms

  2. Far_Attention3166 Avatar

    Not meant to be a joke, just wonder based off the mythology cause I feel like it would make sense for Athena to do that

  3. bangbangracer Avatar

    For some reason, I imagine she’d be smooth like a snake’s belly.

    Also, are we talking about a depiction of Medusa with legs or a snake bottom half?

  4. Ice_broken Avatar

    If she doesn’t, she should. It’s just logical.

  5. Apprehensive_West466 Avatar

    Idk but if you tried to access that region and your trouser snake got bit by her snake (or would it get stone hard) 

    Either way someone would need to suck the venom out

    Lots of fun could ensue 

  6. Fringe-Farmer Avatar

    Some pit vipers

  7. Slappy_Kincaid Avatar

    You are posting to the wrong sub. This is not a stupid question. This is a great question.

  8. Robert23B Avatar

    No, stupid. They are tiny little snakes

  9. KingStevoI Avatar

    Quick translations seem to just say things like, “turn her hair into snakes”, but more in depth and original tellings would have sounded more like this,

    “From then on, similarly to Euryale and Stheno, her older Gorgon sisters, Medusa was depicted with bronze hands and wings of gold. Poets claimed that she had a great boar-like tusk and tongue lolling between her fanged teeth. Writhing snakes were entwining her head in place of hair. Her face was so hideous and her gaze so piercing that the mere sight of her was sufficient to turn a man to stone.”

    Source: https://www.greekmythology.com/Myths/Creatures/Medusa/medusa.html

  10. big_duo3674 Avatar

    Follow up question: Can she…use them?

  11. AvaLLove Avatar

    That could make an interesting hentai

  12. ItsGotToMakeSense Avatar

    THIS is the content I subscribed for

    (also, sounds like a decent Oglaf strip)

  13. Hot-Helicopter640 Avatar

    She didn’t have tiny worms for eyelashes. So no, I don’t think so.

  14. apple_cheese Avatar

    She seems to usually be depicted with eyebrows, so normal hair on her body would still be a thing. My vote is no.

  15. Fra06 Avatar

    Why just why

  16. kamilayao_0 Avatar

    This type of questions is what I signed up for

  17. INeedANerf Avatar

    Well, before she got turned into a gorgon she presumably had hair on her arms, legs, back, but none of that turned into snakes.

  18. coffee_and-cats Avatar

    r/showerthoughts

  19. Embarrassed_Flan_869 Avatar

    I don’t believe so but if she did, imagine going down on her!

    You would be at the bar and everyone would look at all the bites all over your face and be like, “AH, went down on Medusa again?”

  20. Gloomy-Community-173 Avatar

    No wonder people thought she was hot..cause everyone’s became rock hard

  21. A_Adavar Avatar

    Yep, constantly aggressively biting her clit, because the ones on her head have their own mind, so why wouldn’t her pubes?

    Explains why she’s always raging.

  22. nawtusing Avatar

    Wait do you think her eyelashes and little tiny micro snakes

  23. robot_misterioso Avatar

    She’s hairless but uses a merkin

  24. Yeppie-Kanye Avatar

    More like a sea urchin

  25. Rohri_Calhoun Avatar

    What about centaur? What does centaur anatomy look like? Does the horse part and the human part have their own organ systems or are there just horse organs and the human part is basically just a giant neck muscle? Does it breast feed from the human breasts or the horse end? Do they have horse teeth to process the food the horse end needs or is it human teeth and human diet?

  26. Mrspectacula Avatar

    You’ll have to ask her last few tinder dates

  27. Lucy_Little_Spoon Avatar

    Well she ends up covered in scales instead of skin, so she’d have no pubes.

  28. virgildastardly Avatar

    I don’t think so, it isn’t like all her other body hair is made of snakes right? just her head

  29. Janus_The_Great Avatar

    Now that’s the questions I’m looking forward in this sub.

  30. GloveBatBall Avatar

    Fish-hooks that nearly trapped me forever.

    “Dated her, never saw the danger, but escaped once friendss and family clued me in.” — direct quote from Everyguy, Everywhere

  31. idkwhoi_am7 Avatar

    So she gets no dudes cos of that which explains why she’s so angry all the time?

  32. csantosb Avatar

    It… well, it shouldn’t be. It would imply that her armpits are full of those as well.

    And these are ancient times, real ancient… like the 50s or every other day in Kabul, so expect female figures with some interesting facial hair. I mean, stupid joke aside, can’t deny plausibility but there are some other considerations that would simply render this more difficult than it should. A lock of hair? Yes. Every single posible string of body hair? Quite hard, but not so quite impossible.

  33. boringsimp Avatar

    Oh.. you saw that image too?

  34. TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 Avatar

    Do you thing rapunzels pubes matched the same level as her hair?

  35. kidanokun Avatar

    are her nostril hairs snakes either?

  36. Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 Avatar

    Would the hair around her butthole be worms?

  37. SavingsSquare2649 Avatar

    So are you asking if Medusa had an anaconda?

  38. __Jank__ Avatar

    If they lay eyes on your Johnson, it’s like permanent Viagra?

  39. i_might_be_loony Avatar

    well her eyebrows are not snales

  40. ciosoup Avatar

    does that mean her eyebrows are tiny snakes and her eyelashes

  41. iHaveACatDog Avatar

    Would this guarantee a stone hard erection?!

  42. Jomo_00 Avatar

    Slow worms I think

  43. Devastanteque Avatar

    I looked up Ovid in Latin to see if there are any hints there (note: obviously Ovid isn’t the only source for Medusa, but he’s the only source that I know and could easily look up). First of all, the story mentions that Medusa’s hair were the most beautiful part of her, and that is why Minerva changed her hair into snakes. It seems unlikely that her pubes were considered the most beautiful part of her, so they probably didn’t change.

    To get a bit more technical, the words Ovid uses to describe the hair are crinis and capillus. Both mean ‘hair’, but capillus specifically means head-hair, and while crinis can mean different hair, the hair of the head is still the most common definition. (I don’t know what pubes would be in Latin, tho, it might be the same words)

    Anyway, it’s probably just her head that’s snakes

  44. bobroberts1954 Avatar

    I don’t remember any mythology about her offspring; that would explain it.

  45. royalxK Avatar

    Wild this isn’t the first time this has been asked.

  46. dudewafflesc Avatar

    This kind of deep thinking is why I enjoy Reddit

  47. Amphi-XYZ Avatar

    “Who the hell starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!”

  48. IndigoRedStarseed Avatar

    No, but her Hisssterectimy was a nightmare

  49. BluPanda11 Avatar

    Surely then all of her body hair would be snakes…snake eyebrows, snake eyelashes and snakes in her nose!

  50. myka_v Avatar

    She also has armpit vipers.