If you face away from the stream of water, then lean back so that the water hits your face, it’ll give you the sensation that you’re drowning and you’ll forget that you hate yourself for five minutes of your miserable life.
I enter my bathroom thru an east facing door. Facing the spout of my shower, I am now facing south. I shall remain south facing until I am not. Rinse, dry, repeat.
always like to keep a shower head in my hand and heat up my pee pee…. or put warm hot water all over myself… or if shower head doesn’t rotate, i stand straight under the hot water and just boil. even boil my whole face. ye. i like boiling in hot waters…..
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I rotate like a 7/11 hotdog
Away
Spinning. So much spinning.
I start out facing the water so I can control the pressure and angle but over the course of washing / rinsing, I also have my back facing the water.
I face west, which is away from the shower.
Up
Towards the drain.
I want to see the dirt leave me just like everyone else has done.
I usually face my wife’s booty then after not getting any water for the entire 20 minutes I just get out and try again later.
When I’m pissing I stand on my head but for the actual cleaning part on my head too
i stand facing Mecca
I face east.
Depends what im washing!
Does a hand- stand count as standing, if so then that’s how I do it until my nostrils fill up.
The shower stands on me
These answers are killing me. I face away from the shower head.
With my back facing the faucet cause I don’t like getting water in my face.
If you face away from the stream of water, then lean back so that the water hits your face, it’ll give you the sensation that you’re drowning and you’ll forget that you hate yourself for five minutes of your miserable life.
The more you know.
I enjoy standing on the showerhead. Don’t get much water that way, though.
I rotate like a giant Donair on one of those vertical rotisseries
Facing the mirror.
Upside down
Kinda sassy with my hand on my hip
On my head.
Only way to really clean out that undercarriage.
It depends. Is Mercury in retrograde?
Head up, feet down.
People only stand one way the whole shower?!! 🤔
Facing the water & then turn & turn again
Horizontally
Up.
Upright
Rotate
curled up in a ball on the floor.
Away from the shower head, facing back wall, water along my back
Finally, a question worth reading the comments on. Well done. – back towards shower head
Mostly upright, but it depends on which side I’m trying to get wet. You gotta turn to do the other side.
Doesn’t everyone switch it around?
Right side up, a.k.a. upright. I don’t think standing on my head would be practical nor comfy for shower.
I face the curtain for 95% of the time. Ain’t nobody dressed like their mama gonna gank me!
Away from spout when lathering up. Towards when rinsing.
I enter my bathroom thru an east facing door. Facing the spout of my shower, I am now facing south. I shall remain south facing until I am not. Rinse, dry, repeat.
I have a Fun Gun so it follows me wherever I face.
On my feet.
Up
Upright
I put whatever I’m trying to rinse towards the water. I wasn’t aware there was another way.
always like to keep a shower head in my hand and heat up my pee pee…. or put warm hot water all over myself… or if shower head doesn’t rotate, i stand straight under the hot water and just boil. even boil my whole face. ye. i like boiling in hot waters…..