She’s 40, pale as a ghost, and I’ll keep it buck she can get it.. but quite frequently, every once in awhile she’ll squat down and everyone and their grandmother can see her cheeks as orange as una naranja.. any explanation?? I feel like the rest of her would be orange
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Idk but this was a crazy read 😭
Maybe your just really hungry😏
Skin tan
does she moonlight in the white house?
Let us know if you get to the bottom of this. Get it? Bottom? No? Ok bye.
This sub never fails to entertain me
She must tan that thing. Or maybe she is secretly an oompa loompa
Are you sure it’s not panties you are seeing?
Just asking, have you seen her and Trump together at the same time?
Do you work in a chocolate factory?
Wat
Get those cheeks slapped by an orange crotch?
You should ask to get coffee together
You’ll just have to smash and report back
Are the seats on the bus orange?
Maybe she goes to a tanning bed in one of those old timey onesie pajama outfits, lays on her stomach, and opens the flap for her butt, in essence only tanning her ass once a week.
I had a colleague with a condition that made her skin orange. I believe it is an inability to metabolize carotene from vegetables. Looked it up. It’s called carotenemia.
maybe she eats oranges alot
She sat on Trump’s face at some point
Mixup at the ass transplant hospital between her and Donny trump is my best guess
She is an albino baboon
Ya name must be James cause you just found the Giant Peach
She is a cam girl who sits on pumpkins for money.
This also explains why she’s comfortable showcasing her ass at work.
How’s her sit down air?
Keep us posted.
She sits on Trump’s face nightly.
Fuck her dad
> She’s 40
pale as a ghost
> her cheeks as orange as una naranja
> I’ll keep it buck she can get it
This is the craziest thing I’ve read today. Go find out homie, save the questions for later.
probably testing out a self tanner. the ass is a pretty discrete place so if the tan doesn’t come out right it wont be as embarrassing in public
Okk mmm… But wtf
Just ask
self tan on butt?
Is “keep it buck” a typo, or some kind of millennial jibber jabber
Does she eat a lot of Cheetos and have an issue with flatulence?
Okay I’ll bite
If you had to imitate her look the best you could, what product would you apply, where and how?
This post is evidence that AI won’t replace humans.. No AI could write this masterpiece
Must be jaundass.
Smash, next question
Is she a baboon
Self tanning cream usually does that.
She’s eating too many carrots. 🥕
Wait.. has anyone seen the president and OP’s coworker in the same place at the same time?!
Cirrhosis
Her b/f has a disturbing u.s. president fetish
This is giving I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMEN, part 2
I thought your coworker was Donald Trump from that title😂😂😂
This made me think of people who sun tan their chocolate starfish. Perhaps she does that?
Is your coworker by any chance Trump?
Are her arms or anything else orange? I have a friend who is a fitness competitor, and she has the full body fake tan but not her neck or above.
What line of work are you in? This is the craziest thing I have read in quite some time. I still can’t wrap my head around it
She wants to be like our president? An orange asshole
Her husband is a maga and paints her ass orange so she can ride his face and jack him off while he thinks of it being trump.
“I’ll keep it a buck she can get it” hell yeah brother.
She’s probably been sitting on Donald’s face
Possibly related to Trump?
Can you smash and report back?
Curious if it’s just her booty or more of her
Could it be orange pantyhose? Are her legs orange?
Early AI?
She could have Carotenemia and then powder all her visible skin.
Ok idk but these comments are killing me
Find out for yourself bro
Why are you looking idk
How orange is it ? Is it Donald orange?
I’m thinking her skin is dyed from those AZO urinary tract infection medicines that turn your pee and everything your pee touches orange? It’ll never come out of fabric without some serious effort, and yes it can dye your skin for a while.