I need to get this out somewhere because nobody understand me.
I HATE geese. I’m genuinely terrified that I’ll be attacked by them one day. The main lake in our city is quite small and has an abundance of geese and if I ever want to walk the lake path I’m genuinely always scared like turning my back incase one chooses to follow me and attack. They HISS at people. They do this weird noodle thing with their necks that make them seem possessed, I’ve seen them literally chase after people just walking!
It’s gotten to the point where if they are crossing the sidewalk I’ll literally stop and go home because fuck that.
Also NO I cannot fight a goose I’m pretty sure it’s illegal in Canada to hurt geese because they’re protected birds or something
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You’re not alone. They terrify me when migration season happens. They poo everywhere. I feel for the people in Australia with the attacks they get from birds.