Robots are here, 80% of the shit we buy is useless, and most jobs just suck anyway. 80% of 80% of any given job is just useless bullshit hazing by the midlife crisis crowd designed to make the next generation forced into their same misery.
Professional laugher for comedians. A good laugh can make other people laugh if it’s not obnoxious and forced. I happen to have a naturally contagious laugh. 🙂↕️
The best real answer I can come up with for this question is to legalize some things that shouldn’t be illegal. Like safe sex work, weed, stuff like that.
I was just thinking about this the other day: I would love to be the guy that names hot sauces. Taste them, have a little blurb on what ingredients, and come up with a creative name/label for them. (Inspired by Hot Ones)
A specialized teacher who talks to elementary students about the internet and social media. Long overdue. Not passing the buck from parents – but being part of the curriculum would be good.
I don’t mean for different languages, but for like, corporate and political speak and documents. I know people joke about it in social media skits, but I would pay good money for someone to just tell me what the heck is in a bill/contract or what some spokesman or politician is really telling me when they just seem to dance around a subject.
I know people will say the news/influencers for politics, but they’re all so biased that you never get all the facts. I want someone who is paid to present all the facts, and only the facts, in layman’s terms so we can all understand.
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Changing room monitor and assistant at Victoria’s Secret.
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Robots are here, 80% of the shit we buy is useless, and most jobs just suck anyway. 80% of 80% of any given job is just useless bullshit hazing by the midlife crisis crowd designed to make the next generation forced into their same misery.
Professional laugher for comedians. A good laugh can make other people laugh if it’s not obnoxious and forced. I happen to have a naturally contagious laugh. 🙂↕️
Gym police.
The best real answer I can come up with for this question is to legalize some things that shouldn’t be illegal. Like safe sex work, weed, stuff like that.
Professional lounger
Randomly placed self-awareness, patrolling..
An Anti-Representative should exist whose sole job is to look for laws to get rid of.
somebody to make sure the lazy bastards return their carts and dont leave them strewn across the parking lot.
updateme!
Plebeian tribune
Human Bra (“Need a hand with those puppies, ma’m? Here I am!”)
A professional dream tester. Someone who finds the best spots to chill with your crew. We all need a sleep expert, fr
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Squirrel Wrangler
A schedule breaker. Someone who interrupts a jam packed day with de-stressing fun activities, naps, or impromptu meals.
IRL Intamacy coordinator
I was just thinking about this the other day: I would love to be the guy that names hot sauces. Taste them, have a little blurb on what ingredients, and come up with a creative name/label for them. (Inspired by Hot Ones)
A specialized teacher who talks to elementary students about the internet and social media. Long overdue. Not passing the buck from parents – but being part of the curriculum would be good.
Money Laundering Specilist. I want 401k and health insurance instead of gun on my head
Corporate/Government Translator.
I don’t mean for different languages, but for like, corporate and political speak and documents. I know people joke about it in social media skits, but I would pay good money for someone to just tell me what the heck is in a bill/contract or what some spokesman or politician is really telling me when they just seem to dance around a subject.
I know people will say the news/influencers for politics, but they’re all so biased that you never get all the facts. I want someone who is paid to present all the facts, and only the facts, in layman’s terms so we can all understand.
A designated FT shooter in basketball, like a kicker in football. Comes with the caveat though that it costs a roster spot.