This is the police force for all the people that post questions like:
“Does doing blow off the ass of a prostitute in my local rub n tug after drunk driving a vehicle I stole from my neighbor with Downs syndrome within the last 72 hours hurt my chances of becoming a police officer?”
I actually worked for River City PD. In ROBLOX. Game called Emergency Response: Liberty County. Got myself to the rank of sergeant before starting up a mafia to rob the bank.
You think I can get a waiver for the paddywagon hotwife smoke out session we got demoted for? Dirty Mike keeps telling me we’ll get back our spots on back on the civil service promotion exam.
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Isn’t River City Police the made-up department POST uses in all of their training videos?
That badge is hilarious
Should photo shop one of them with glassed out or blood red eyes
Sick tats brah
Are those tats photoshopped in??
This is the police force for all the people that post questions like:
“Does doing blow off the ass of a prostitute in my local rub n tug after drunk driving a vehicle I stole from my neighbor with Downs syndrome within the last 72 hours hurt my chances of becoming a police officer?”
Whoever is behind that satire page is brilliant. Especially early on – a few years ago. They trolled everybody.
I actually worked for River City PD. In ROBLOX. Game called Emergency Response: Liberty County. Got myself to the rank of sergeant before starting up a mafia to rob the bank.
I first saw the acronym and thought it was Raccoon City Police Dept. nerd in me I guess
They’re letting nortenos join the force now
I could have used those guys when I had to beat up a bunch of gang members in order to rescue my friend’s girlfriend.
For that much money I’d work there 😂
Is that T-1000 on the right??
Is this a remote position?
All the heads are photoshopped?
EE,
You think I can get a waiver for the paddywagon hotwife smoke out session we got demoted for? Dirty Mike keeps telling me we’ll get back our spots on back on the civil service promotion exam.
Chief Sharris is gonna be upset at this Reddit post, because the proper pronouns weren’t used
DEI final boss
I got excited. 250k AND I can get my throat blasted?!?
I wonder what your prompt for the people were
That logo 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/7ytrkovc9qte1.jpeg?width=1226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6ae7564bd59814b7761659baf22d68c7df29c5
Where the fuck is that?
Y’all should check out the River County Sheriff’s Office too, for comparison.
Thanks AI
We’re hiring just about anyone now, including bandits lol
Is shooting pool still considered immoral in River City?
Is that a mole or a teardrop tattoo?