Kind of feel like this means I’m getting paid just to experience pms every month I’d take it and retire myself and husband so he has nothing to complain about when I turn into a literal monster once a month maybe he will even learn to not touch me during that part of my monthly cycle lol 😅
This is super easy to circumvent. Just go to the other side of the world during the full moon. So basically you can avoid this by just flying around the world once a month.
The first year will be a challenge. Having the money to get somewhere where I can’t get out and last the night the full moon is shining while not making it obvious to people that I have a new found wealth for some secret reason.
But after making it through the first year. 3 million a yea to disappear for 12 nights from my friends and family seems like a really easy deal. buy myself a few big remote properties with a time locked vehicle drive out and roam for wildlife.
Sure, because 1) it’s at a predictable time and 2) a quick google search shows that Aswan’s include vampires who tend to either slowly over time drain their spouse of blood, or feed of of others to keep their cover (implying that they still have individual decision making, so I could choose to be a vampire as the aswang and just have raw meat/blood wherever I lock myself up). Or I could be a witch, which it says puts curses on those who wronged me, so I wouldn’t be cursing people willy-nilly. But since they are apparently very vindictive, it seems safer to be a vampire. If I’m locked up, I can’t hurt anyone. It also says their powers are low to none during the day, so already there is a good period of time where I’d be harmless even if I didn’t have my normal mind. I’d set up a camera to record myself so I can see how I act afterwards, am I truly still in control of my actions? Because if so, the vampire thing would be fine. Since they can choose when and how they prefer to feed, I could just choose to either fast or eat raw meat if necessary. Or even if absolutely necessary, since they can control how much they take (since it says they can slowly drain their spouse over time, they don’t go in a feeding frenzy), once I know that I am “safe”, if for whatever reason I *had* to have fresh human blood, I could probably ask a trusted family member to let me have a little in exchange for a salary. People give blood donations all the time. Or maybe just take my own blood at some point during the rest of the month, freeze for use during the full moon.
FYI – I forgot to say, you can’t die no matter how much you want to, EXCEPT when you transfer the curse to somebody else, usually a family member who’s willing to take on the curse.
From the Wikipedia page it looks like I could just be locked in a room lined with salt or coconut oil and then I can’t get out. Get a loved one to lock me in a room and throw some raw meat in there for me
Oh yeah. No problem. Use the money to build myself a comfy little indestructible cage for my moon time and rage out one night a month. Just have to time my many vacations so that I’m always home for the full moon.
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What’s aswang?
my wang does what now
Yes, that’s awesome and totally worth it for the money
Absolutely. No questions. Thank you.
It looks like aswang is a bit of an umbrella term for various evil shape-shifting creatures. Does this mean I could just be a witch once a month?
Only at night, or does it happen in the daytime too? Full by who’s reckoning?
Kind of feel like this means I’m getting paid just to experience pms every month I’d take it and retire myself and husband so he has nothing to complain about when I turn into a literal monster once a month maybe he will even learn to not touch me during that part of my monthly cycle lol 😅
Build a panic room
Concrete and steel
Lock yourself in
Seeing as how I don’t do shit after 8pm, sure.
Lock me in a room, I’ll just go sleep.
But do I sparkle?
ARRANGE IT DADDY!
This is super easy to circumvent. Just go to the other side of the world during the full moon. So basically you can avoid this by just flying around the world once a month.
Sure
The first year will be a challenge. Having the money to get somewhere where I can’t get out and last the night the full moon is shining while not making it obvious to people that I have a new found wealth for some secret reason.
But after making it through the first year. 3 million a yea to disappear for 12 nights from my friends and family seems like a really easy deal. buy myself a few big remote properties with a time locked vehicle drive out and roam for wildlife.
So I could become a super natural being and serve justice like a super hero?. Sign me up!
Is that the little dwarf monster thing? Plays with feet? Not a chance. If it’s something that doesn’t involve feet I’m down.
Will i be able to keep my human thoughts? As long as mentally I’m still me, I don’t care what shape I take once a month.
Once a month I stay home and not go out, I do that anyways in my human shape. With that much money I would probably stay home more than once a month
Yep
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I would, but I’m white (German/Irish, so WHITE white) and turning into a Filipino monster would probably get me cancelled for cultural appropriation.
So, for the real aswangs reading this, pls know youre accepted. And heck yeah, we’re here for your offers. 😉
Sure, because 1) it’s at a predictable time and 2) a quick google search shows that Aswan’s include vampires who tend to either slowly over time drain their spouse of blood, or feed of of others to keep their cover (implying that they still have individual decision making, so I could choose to be a vampire as the aswang and just have raw meat/blood wherever I lock myself up). Or I could be a witch, which it says puts curses on those who wronged me, so I wouldn’t be cursing people willy-nilly. But since they are apparently very vindictive, it seems safer to be a vampire. If I’m locked up, I can’t hurt anyone. It also says their powers are low to none during the day, so already there is a good period of time where I’d be harmless even if I didn’t have my normal mind. I’d set up a camera to record myself so I can see how I act afterwards, am I truly still in control of my actions? Because if so, the vampire thing would be fine. Since they can choose when and how they prefer to feed, I could just choose to either fast or eat raw meat if necessary. Or even if absolutely necessary, since they can control how much they take (since it says they can slowly drain their spouse over time, they don’t go in a feeding frenzy), once I know that I am “safe”, if for whatever reason I *had* to have fresh human blood, I could probably ask a trusted family member to let me have a little in exchange for a salary. People give blood donations all the time. Or maybe just take my own blood at some point during the rest of the month, freeze for use during the full moon.
FYI – I forgot to say, you can’t die no matter how much you want to, EXCEPT when you transfer the curse to somebody else, usually a family member who’s willing to take on the curse.
Rich and mysterious secrets?!?
YES PLEASE!
I use the money to invest it tech to make the full moon happen more often. Then spend my nights terrorizing world leaders.
Just lock myself up every full moon
Yeah I would. Since a full moon is only about once a month, I could just stay inside that one day
Is blowing up the moon an option?
That’s enough money to literally buy an uninhabited island, load it up with livestock, and charter a plane there and back once a month. Easy “yes.”
Hmm, sounds like an interesting lifestyle.
Do I have full control? Is it like a craving thing? Because I’d just hang out by a planned parenthood and ethically source fetuses
That’s the creature with the long tongue right? I guess I’d do it
Where do i sign up.
From the Wikipedia page it looks like I could just be locked in a room lined with salt or coconut oil and then I can’t get out. Get a loved one to lock me in a room and throw some raw meat in there for me
I’m not Pilipino enough to be answer this question.
Yes, with that kind of money I can make a Jurassic park kind of area and have my husband lower in goats or sheep.
You watch Grimm lol?
So for a single night every month I need to stay inside for 250k. Very easily accepted
Aswang an umbrella term for various kinds of creatures known for harming humans. Shit there is one that eats human fetuses in the womb.
I’d love being a werecat if it’s one of the options.
Oh yeah. No problem. Use the money to build myself a comfy little indestructible cage for my moon time and rage out one night a month. Just have to time my many vacations so that I’m always home for the full moon.
Count me in.