How would you like to be found dead?

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How would you like to be found dead?

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  1. Mmushr0omm Avatar

    Not old age. Probably from a fight

  2. tylerdurchowitz Avatar

    I’d hate it! Thanks for asking.

  3. BNLforever Avatar

    By a member of the medical community so my loved ones don’t have to deal with that and can be warned of my passing

  4. tetsu-o Avatar

    i’d prefer to never be found

  5. EngrJezooMD Avatar

    Found by medical rpfessionals, dressed, intact and 2 hours max after my last breath.

  6. neuroticb1tch Avatar

    in my own bed at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock

  7. hot4minotaur Avatar

    Like Ophelia but instead of floating amongst flowers, I’m floating amongst empty Flamin Hot Cheetos snack bags and Red Bull cans.

  8. Chinchillapeanits Avatar

    With my clothes missing neatly folded in my canping site but my mutilated body miles and miles away, mysteriously covered in scratches left by some sort of very, very, very large beast. I’ll be on some guys missing 411 case.

  9. yunagasai12 Avatar

    I would like for my corpse to just disappear into the abyss like my soul would, people messing with corpses in any way is weird. room clean, no dirty secrets.

  10. FxckedUpReality Avatar

    With my clothes on chilling (pun not intended) in a relaxed position with a shit ton of alcohol and heroin in my system

  11. BobaMoon Avatar

    With someone I love,in my favorite dress or a dress I want to wear, to be buried nearby with a note. Maybe with a stuffed animal too,so I won’t pass away aline and scared.

  12. ReynardVulpini Avatar

    I’d like to be a very confusing corpse for alien archeologists to find in a million years or so

  13. InviteAromatic6124 Avatar

    Holding my partner in a tight embrace as we both die from CO poisoning

  14. Much_Duck6862 Avatar

    How I’d like to be found for the sake of others would be in bed in my sleep, of course. It’d be a neat mystery though for me to disappear and leave a trace of nothing but my eyeball.

  15. SquigSnuggler Avatar

    Great question!

  16. ArtlessAsperity Avatar

    With my body as mutilated as can be and so gruesome it makes people wanna kill themselves asap, but then a 5yro discovers my body and grows up to be a massive murderer and makes more mutilated bodies for more 5yros to find and eventually the whole world is mass murderers

  17. CqwyxzKpr Avatar

    Nude, sexually satisfied, all 3 holes filled cream pie style

  18. kmurph98 Avatar

    Some of these answers are weirdly specific.

    Everyone ok?

  19. timhenk Avatar

    Sitting peacefully at the end of a pier with a glass (half full) of bourbon next to me, and a 10 pound walleye still on the line in the water.

  20. Leading_Exercise3155 Avatar

    In bed with my husband who somehow has magically passed away in his sleep at the same time when we’re old. It’d be nice ❤️ 

  21. skynex65 Avatar

    Thoroughly digested by something 💖🥵

  22. thebigfil Avatar

    Who cares I’ll be dead. But maybe in one piece not making much mess for people to clean up.

  23. etchtastic Avatar

    In my own bed at 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girls mouth around my cock

  24. Miserable-Kale-7223 Avatar

    I won’t be around to care at that point. Unless there’s an afterlife. Which would suck if you died from something embarrassing and have to see it from a ghost pov.

  25. Relative-Ordinary-64 Avatar

    Fully dressed, empty stomach and bowels, with my browser history deleted.

  26. eldritchyarnbeing Avatar

    Ideally I would prefer to never be found, in a perfect world i’d just melt back into the ground I came from. But since we live in a society with rules, I’d like to be found asleep in my bed and then have a natural burial either that day or the next. The idea of anyone “fixing up” my body for viewing makes me feel so violated.

  27. sniabra Avatar

    Bottom of a deep sea trench by some state of the art submarine

  28. josip993bla Avatar

    I don’t think that I would be able to think about the answer to that question if I was found dead.

  29. QueefMitten Avatar

    Mid wank with my pants down.

  30. UnheimlichNoire Avatar

    Preferably not sat on the toilet.
    As a cold war kid I had this dread I would be taking a dump and miss the 3 minute Nuclear Attack warning and then in a thousand years alien archeologists would unearth me still sat on the shitter mummified or turned into stone like somebody from Pompeii.

  31. Jetplane_ahead99 Avatar

    Washed up on shore with my hands and teeth missing

  32. jamarquez1973 Avatar

    Doesn’t matter, I’ll be dead.

  33. Able_Key1202 Avatar

    In a dumpster or in a patch of woods

  34. New-Number-7810 Avatar

    In my bed, at very old age.

  35. medusalynn Avatar

    Like my aunt and father (sooner than my dad preferably)
    They were asleep in their beds. We never got a cause of death due to no autopsys being performed in specific cases post covid. But I hope they went peacefully, didn’t have any pain and just drifted away.

  36. sylveonstarr Avatar

    I would like to die the way my favorite video game character had: on a mountaintop, overlooking a sprawling forest as the sun rises on a new day. Preferably, after they have a funeral service, they’d put me right back where I was so the earth and its animals can feast upon me and I can become one with her once again.

  37. IGO2XSB45 Avatar

    In my sleep but with my clothes on (normally sleep nude)

  38. ur_local_weeb2 Avatar

    preferably by a family member if i died peacefully or someone i dont know if i died by my own hands or died brutally

  39. fostde18 Avatar

    With a weapon in my hand and either bullet holes all throughout my body or slash marks from a sword or large knife. I wanna go to Valhalla when I die.

  40. Rivvien Avatar

    Not naked with my one foot in my underwear with a bloody dent in my head because I tripped putting on my clothes out of the shower and hit my head thats for damn sure

    For real, in general, just… not by anyone who cares for me. I feel like that would be too traumatizing.

  41. allf8ed Avatar

    If I’m old and alone, I’m going to spirit halloween and stocking up on costumes. Wear a new each day when the end is near. Is somebody going to find a dead lion tamer, clown, jungle guy, sexy inmate, circus ring master, minion, Freddy Kruger, Jason vorhees, ghost face? Who knows? But I bet they can laugh about it later

  42. KyloRenCadetStimpy Avatar

    I’d rather not, thanks

  43. RonaldTheGiraffe Avatar

    4g of coke up my bum with my head in my toploading washing machine running on a duvet cycle.

  44. shimmeryvanilla Avatar

    i want to OD in a penthouse on the 42nd floor. Want to be found by the housekeeper

  45. highheelqueen Avatar

    Gosh I hope no one has to find me. I just hope to die in the hospital not in my home. I don’t even want a funeral. Just roll my dead ass down to the morgue and let the state bury me in potters field. I don’t care where I’m buried I just don’t want to be burned. Just dig a hole and throw me in

  46. Odd_Amphibian2103 Avatar

    In a bathtub with a glass of champagne and a silver platter full of cocaine.