With my clothes missing neatly folded in my canping site but my mutilated body miles and miles away, mysteriously covered in scratches left by some sort of very, very, very large beast. I’ll be on some guys missing 411 case.
I would like for my corpse to just disappear into the abyss like my soul would, people messing with corpses in any way is weird. room clean, no dirty secrets.
With someone I love,in my favorite dress or a dress I want to wear, to be buried nearby with a note. Maybe with a stuffed animal too,so I won’t pass away aline and scared.
How I’d like to be found for the sake of others would be in bed in my sleep, of course. It’d be a neat mystery though for me to disappear and leave a trace of nothing but my eyeball.
With my body as mutilated as can be and so gruesome it makes people wanna kill themselves asap, but then a 5yro discovers my body and grows up to be a massive murderer and makes more mutilated bodies for more 5yros to find and eventually the whole world is mass murderers
I won’t be around to care at that point. Unless there’s an afterlife. Which would suck if you died from something embarrassing and have to see it from a ghost pov.
Ideally I would prefer to never be found, in a perfect world i’d just melt back into the ground I came from. But since we live in a society with rules, I’d like to be found asleep in my bed and then have a natural burial either that day or the next. The idea of anyone “fixing up” my body for viewing makes me feel so violated.
Preferably not sat on the toilet.
As a cold war kid I had this dread I would be taking a dump and miss the 3 minute Nuclear Attack warning and then in a thousand years alien archeologists would unearth me still sat on the shitter mummified or turned into stone like somebody from Pompeii.
Like my aunt and father (sooner than my dad preferably)
They were asleep in their beds. We never got a cause of death due to no autopsys being performed in specific cases post covid. But I hope they went peacefully, didn’t have any pain and just drifted away.
I would like to die the way my favorite video game character had: on a mountaintop, overlooking a sprawling forest as the sun rises on a new day. Preferably, after they have a funeral service, they’d put me right back where I was so the earth and its animals can feast upon me and I can become one with her once again.
Not naked with my one foot in my underwear with a bloody dent in my head because I tripped putting on my clothes out of the shower and hit my head thats for damn sure
For real, in general, just… not by anyone who cares for me. I feel like that would be too traumatizing.
If I’m old and alone, I’m going to spirit halloween and stocking up on costumes. Wear a new each day when the end is near. Is somebody going to find a dead lion tamer, clown, jungle guy, sexy inmate, circus ring master, minion, Freddy Kruger, Jason vorhees, ghost face? Who knows? But I bet they can laugh about it later
Gosh I hope no one has to find me. I just hope to die in the hospital not in my home. I don’t even want a funeral. Just roll my dead ass down to the morgue and let the state bury me in potters field. I don’t care where I’m buried I just don’t want to be burned. Just dig a hole and throw me in
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Not old age. Probably from a fight
I’d hate it! Thanks for asking.
By a member of the medical community so my loved ones don’t have to deal with that and can be warned of my passing
i’d prefer to never be found
Found by medical rpfessionals, dressed, intact and 2 hours max after my last breath.
in my own bed at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock
Like Ophelia but instead of floating amongst flowers, I’m floating amongst empty Flamin Hot Cheetos snack bags and Red Bull cans.
With my clothes missing neatly folded in my canping site but my mutilated body miles and miles away, mysteriously covered in scratches left by some sort of very, very, very large beast. I’ll be on some guys missing 411 case.
I would like for my corpse to just disappear into the abyss like my soul would, people messing with corpses in any way is weird. room clean, no dirty secrets.
With my clothes on chilling (pun not intended) in a relaxed position with a shit ton of alcohol and heroin in my system
With someone I love,in my favorite dress or a dress I want to wear, to be buried nearby with a note. Maybe with a stuffed animal too,so I won’t pass away aline and scared.
I’d like to be a very confusing corpse for alien archeologists to find in a million years or so
Holding my partner in a tight embrace as we both die from CO poisoning
How I’d like to be found for the sake of others would be in bed in my sleep, of course. It’d be a neat mystery though for me to disappear and leave a trace of nothing but my eyeball.
Great question!
With my body as mutilated as can be and so gruesome it makes people wanna kill themselves asap, but then a 5yro discovers my body and grows up to be a massive murderer and makes more mutilated bodies for more 5yros to find and eventually the whole world is mass murderers
Nude, sexually satisfied, all 3 holes filled cream pie style
Some of these answers are weirdly specific.
Everyone ok?
Sitting peacefully at the end of a pier with a glass (half full) of bourbon next to me, and a 10 pound walleye still on the line in the water.
In bed with my husband who somehow has magically passed away in his sleep at the same time when we’re old. It’d be nice ❤️
Thoroughly digested by something 💖🥵
Who cares I’ll be dead. But maybe in one piece not making much mess for people to clean up.
In my own bed at 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girls mouth around my cock
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I won’t be around to care at that point. Unless there’s an afterlife. Which would suck if you died from something embarrassing and have to see it from a ghost pov.
Fully dressed, empty stomach and bowels, with my browser history deleted.
Ideally I would prefer to never be found, in a perfect world i’d just melt back into the ground I came from. But since we live in a society with rules, I’d like to be found asleep in my bed and then have a natural burial either that day or the next. The idea of anyone “fixing up” my body for viewing makes me feel so violated.
Bottom of a deep sea trench by some state of the art submarine
I don’t think that I would be able to think about the answer to that question if I was found dead.
Mid wank with my pants down.
Preferably not sat on the toilet.
As a cold war kid I had this dread I would be taking a dump and miss the 3 minute Nuclear Attack warning and then in a thousand years alien archeologists would unearth me still sat on the shitter mummified or turned into stone like somebody from Pompeii.
Washed up on shore with my hands and teeth missing
Doesn’t matter, I’ll be dead.
In a dumpster or in a patch of woods
In my bed, at very old age.
Working
In bed
Like my aunt and father (sooner than my dad preferably)
They were asleep in their beds. We never got a cause of death due to no autopsys being performed in specific cases post covid. But I hope they went peacefully, didn’t have any pain and just drifted away.
I would like to die the way my favorite video game character had: on a mountaintop, overlooking a sprawling forest as the sun rises on a new day. Preferably, after they have a funeral service, they’d put me right back where I was so the earth and its animals can feast upon me and I can become one with her once again.
In my sleep but with my clothes on (normally sleep nude)
preferably by a family member if i died peacefully or someone i dont know if i died by my own hands or died brutally
With a weapon in my hand and either bullet holes all throughout my body or slash marks from a sword or large knife. I wanna go to Valhalla when I die.
Not naked with my one foot in my underwear with a bloody dent in my head because I tripped putting on my clothes out of the shower and hit my head thats for damn sure
For real, in general, just… not by anyone who cares for me. I feel like that would be too traumatizing.
If I’m old and alone, I’m going to spirit halloween and stocking up on costumes. Wear a new each day when the end is near. Is somebody going to find a dead lion tamer, clown, jungle guy, sexy inmate, circus ring master, minion, Freddy Kruger, Jason vorhees, ghost face? Who knows? But I bet they can laugh about it later
I’d rather not, thanks
In my sleep
4g of coke up my bum with my head in my toploading washing machine running on a duvet cycle.
i want to OD in a penthouse on the 42nd floor. Want to be found by the housekeeper
Gosh I hope no one has to find me. I just hope to die in the hospital not in my home. I don’t even want a funeral. Just roll my dead ass down to the morgue and let the state bury me in potters field. I don’t care where I’m buried I just don’t want to be burned. Just dig a hole and throw me in
In a bathtub with a glass of champagne and a silver platter full of cocaine.