I prank call pretty much everyone I have ever known that I no longer speak to

I have a highly curated list dedicated to prank calls. A very, very, very long list of phone numbers (around 70 at this point) that were either given to me by friends, mutuals on social media, random forums, my own phone, and from I don’t even remember where. I have some of their full names and information about them- to use for a call, but most only have the information that I have gained through calling them.

Why? It’s funny as hell. If you have ever prank called someone, and they answer, utterly confused, and you hit them with the “who is this?” or “i’m your uber driver”, you know what I mean, but if you have never prank called anyone then the best way i can describe it is it’s kind of like you have a joke between you and your sibling, and your parent doesn’t know what it means, and it only amplifies the joke even more.

I used to just prank call random numbers with friends, but I now find myself sitting at home alone in my room calling random numbers. I know it’s kind of sad and depressing, but I genuinely look forward to some good prank calling at the end of a long day. It also may be “mean” and “wrong” to prank call, but it’s all in good fun, and I never say anything damaging. Honestly, I have only been caught once, and the victim knew it was going to happen eventually anyway. It has gotten to the point where I purposefully ask for people’s phone numbers to communicate rather than social media just so I can prank call them later on.

Basically, if you did me or a friend dirty, you will be recieving a prank call. I know that this is not that interesting of a confession, but I hardly tell anyone this because when I eventually cut off from somebody I know that I can prank call them without any trace to me after, as I use the *67 at the beginning of the number I type in. (makes the caller ID anonymous)

If anyone reading this has a crazy enemy or perhaps an old colleague that pissed you off, let me know. I got you. You can message me or comment the number and their name, I’ll give them a well deserved confusing ass prank call