What’s a private “talent” from your teenage years you’ve never admitted before?

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For me it was stealth shots

Back in middle school, I was so bored during class that I secretly taught myself to masturbate without using my hands. I’d wrap my dick in toilet paper during break, sit perfectly still at my desk, and used only my pelvic muscles to edge for the entire lesson. No movement, no noise.

Eventually, I could even finish without anyone noticing. It became my weird private challenge, like training for the perfect incognito cumshot.

Comments

  1. ThicccBoiiiG Avatar

    I’m gonna go try to give myself a concussion and hopefully wipe away the memory of reading that.

  2. Em1-_- Avatar

    This is why kids need two parents.

  3. Token_Thai_person Avatar

    Nephew delete this, the public must be saved from this cursed knowledge.

  4. whatam_i_doin Avatar

    What did I just read

  5. progamer04 Avatar

    I would’ve taken that one to the grave

  6. Equivalent_Parking_8 Avatar

    dude, they all knew what you were doing

  7. KalzK Avatar

    We had someone like that, everyone knew, the teachers told us not to intervene as it would be too embarrassing for them

  8. -Blixx- Avatar

    Just because you can type something doesn’t mean you should type something.

  9. TomorrowAdvanced2749 Avatar

    This is the reason we have water jet sprays in my country, and not toilet paper. WTAF

  10. tross6602 Avatar

    That’s enough reddit for me tonight

  11. NightHeart21689 Avatar

    The class pervert.

  12. Cholub0056 Avatar

    You couldn’t torture this information out of me.

  13. itzell56 Avatar

    You wouldn’t be able to waterboard this information out of me

  14. Charmthetimes3rd Avatar

    Eventually you could finish without anyone noticing?!

    So, to start with everybody noticed and not only were you fine with this but you continued to do it…

    Bruh.