NSFW: I trew my step mom’s ‘toys’ out the window because I was grounded

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As a child I had a narcissistic step parent that would ground me at the slightest thing. Don’t remember what got me grounded but I went to search for my tablet in her room. I did not find my tablet. But I found gold instead. Between movies, lube, and rubbers, there was about 10-15 different vibrating toys. I knew what I had to do. I open her bedroom window just enough to get my arm through. And I got to tossing. Every vibrator went out that window. And not just any window. But the window to the front yard. I had made a masterpiece of the front yard, now covered in rainbow pokedots. It was a few days before they released that they front yard turned into a personal display. Needless to say I was definitely grounded, and probably one of the more deserving lol.

Comments

  1. Cat_Woman11 Avatar

    savage💀 did your neighbours notice?

  2. chocolate_man97 Avatar

    Hope they were clean 🤐

  3. plantyhoe93 Avatar

    Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  4. drdepression247 Avatar

    If you can’t have fun, nor can she

  5. citrusSelect Avatar

    Best story ever. Some step parents are great, however there are a lot that are terrible and treat step children like they are just in the way. It can get way worse if bad step parent has a child with biological step parent.

  6. Thin-Bill4533 Avatar

    Lol and😂😂😂😂 your jokes on your stepmom , 💯 I hope the neighbors seen it

  7. subbottom2469 Avatar

    What did she say?

  8. Ok_Ice_1872 Avatar

    Sounds like she a freak. And ur dad was having ED problems

  9. teach2many18 Avatar

    You should start the book with your throwing the toys out the window. Great way to hook a reader into the rest of the story.

  10. d5509 Avatar

    They didn’t notice 15 dildos in the front yard? Doesn’t sound real.

  11. soul-0001 Avatar

    Your version of Toy Story.

    ( I’m sure there’s a "Woodie" joke somewhere….)

  12. Plus_Instruction1866 Avatar

    That’s hot af you should of tried to fuck her

  13. StepPrevious1864 Avatar

    Why the fuck would she need 15!?!?

  14. Ok-Conversation4933 Avatar

    That’s an awesome story. My dad was like that. Terrible things all the time. His grandfather was the county sheriff. He straighted up in his later teens. I had my phase of not so bright ideas myself.

  15. theblxckestday Avatar

    this is so funny lmao. i can’t imagine touching them tho