Taking my wife and kids to my parent’s house. Loving them all as much as I can for an hour straight. Telling stories, laughing, crying, hugging. I’m not wasting my last hour on nonsense.
I go to the school and grab my child, I don’t tell him anything and I try my best to give him the best last day in the world. Plenty of junk food and just playing with toys enjoying those precious last hours.
I’ve got no family, so i’m gonna say goodbye to my friends, go home, decide to rub one out as a final send off and have the asteroid wipe me out before i’ve figured out what video I want to be my last one.
Honestly, i’ve got no romantic partner but I do have family. Might sound insenstitive but there’s these canals near us. There’s this spot if you wander of which no one goes to and it’s kind nice. I would probably go there and just sit and wait.
I’m gonna go get my son from school and my daughter with me … we’re gonna sit on the back porch and watch the birds by the creek. When I feel the rumble I’ll ask for hugs.
Call friends and family to say goodbye, then empty whatever liquor or leftovers I happen to have at home while sitting on my balcony. Maybe blast some of my favorite songs.
I’m going to drive over to the lake near my house, steal a large boat, yell a lot of Captain Jack Sparrow quotes, get all the dogs on board and move us to the center of the lake. We’ll see what happens after that. Either way, I stole a boat and had my dogs with me.
An hour is not long, so I’m not going to likely even get my kids home. I’ll be on FaceTime with then, I’ll read to them from journals im writing for them. I’ll sip whiskey and play some chill music, relax.
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Taking my wife and kids to my parent’s house. Loving them all as much as I can for an hour straight. Telling stories, laughing, crying, hugging. I’m not wasting my last hour on nonsense.
I go to the school and grab my child, I don’t tell him anything and I try my best to give him the best last day in the world. Plenty of junk food and just playing with toys enjoying those precious last hours.
Frantically calling my cat home for one last cuddle !!
Get off work early, get a kebab and a soda, wait for the end to come
I’ve got no family, so i’m gonna say goodbye to my friends, go home, decide to rub one out as a final send off and have the asteroid wipe me out before i’ve figured out what video I want to be my last one.
Grab my children from school, wait for my husband to come home, gather the pets. Cherish the few moments we have left together.
Spooning tightly on the couch
Put on some Static-X, pour some whiskey and build a bonfire. Hopefully, time it just right.
“As my skin turns yellow, I forget this hell.
As the sky is so bruised, and the rain comes down.
As my face turns pale, try to deal with these thoughts.
At the end of it all….
I still miss you.”
If it’s like 100% confirmed, then i’ll probably run down to the homeless encampment near my house and get high as fuck.
Grab a six pack and a lawn chair and head to the tallest building in my city. I’d like to have a view for what’s coming.
I’m taking a nap. I’ll deal with it when I get up.
Honestly, i’ve got no romantic partner but I do have family. Might sound insenstitive but there’s these canals near us. There’s this spot if you wander of which no one goes to and it’s kind nice. I would probably go there and just sit and wait.
I’m gonna go get my son from school and my daughter with me … we’re gonna sit on the back porch and watch the birds by the creek. When I feel the rumble I’ll ask for hugs.
If I’m for certain going to die, i’m going to take my baseball bat and go kill my upstair neighbors lol
Have a wank.
I can’t get to my son in 1 hour. This makes me sad.
Pour a glass of bourbon and snuggle in bed with my wife and dogs.
Buying some stocks as the Fed will finally cut rates
I’m taking a dump. I’m not going to go out with my bowels full.
Call friends and family to say goodbye, then empty whatever liquor or leftovers I happen to have at home while sitting on my balcony. Maybe blast some of my favorite songs.
Taking my wife to the beach.
Enjoying the last minutes with her, hugging her as a massive tsunami/atomic blast, takes us away into oblivion.
Get laid, have a nice hot meal, and eat as much dessert as I can.
I’m taking my dog on a walk and smoking a joint
Ice cream, then bourbon, repeat
Sitting on the roof of my house trying to see it all coming
Steal a bus, drive it around the city then go to the airport, where I’ll steal a plane and fly it and probably crash it before the asteroid strikes
I will stop contributing to my 401k
I don’t know, but I’ll probably bring a towel.
Going to spend it with my Fiancee at home with our cat. I’m going to drink some whiskey and play music we love.
Say goodbye to family, friends and go have some fun with the misses. If I know I’m going out, I’d rather go out having a blast.
I’m going to drive over to the lake near my house, steal a large boat, yell a lot of Captain Jack Sparrow quotes, get all the dogs on board and move us to the center of the lake. We’ll see what happens after that. Either way, I stole a boat and had my dogs with me.
An hour is not long, so I’m not going to likely even get my kids home. I’ll be on FaceTime with then, I’ll read to them from journals im writing for them. I’ll sip whiskey and play some chill music, relax.
I’m going back to bed tbh
Top shelf whiskey
I work an hour from home. I’m driving as fast as I can to see my wife one last time.
I’m taking my dogs outside and throwing balls.
Going to McDonald’s.