If money didn’t matter, what job would you have?

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I would be an author. I could dedicate every single hour a day to my book, inventing new characters, planning new plots and designing book covers. What would you do?

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  1. RENOYES Avatar

    I’d be a librarian. I was one for 20 years. I looked at teacher’s salaries and drooled. Such shit pay, such a wonderful job.

  2. LightYagamiConundrum Avatar

    Math tutor and picking up trash in National Parks.

    Street Artists: If I had the money and skills. I would paint over public ads all nigjt.

  3. AussieAngel24 Avatar

    Providing skill didn’t matter as well I’d be a race car driver of some description. F1 or GT3 

  4. cinna8ar Avatar

    landscape photographer

  5. Charm_Mountain1899 Avatar

    I’d be a Veterinarian for sure

  6. yuckscott Avatar

    no “job” so to speak, but infinite projects and hobbies. restoring old cars and boats, building and riding bikes, writing music and stories, learning instruments etc.

    My favorite response to the question “whats your dream job” is “who dreams about work”. not my words but it resonates with me

  7. ivthreadp110 Avatar

    Same job I currently have.

  8. DreadSkairipa Avatar

    Any job that I get paid to read or research. I love reading…but I also absolutely love taking notes and copying information into notebooks.

    And mythology.

    So I don’t know maybe I’d go to school for years and years and then teach folklore part time or something so I could spend the rest of my time reading

  9. Swanswhatswans Avatar

    I wish I could just sit alone and think all day or do logic puzzles and listen to records.

  10. EmbarrassedQuit879 Avatar

    I would also be an author. But not a prolific one. I would take my time and otherwise live a leisurely life.

  11. BurningLake_ Avatar

    record random music clips

  12. MikesLittleKitten Avatar

    Caretaker of Cat Island

  13. Last_Book2410 Avatar

    I’d get paid building homes for the homeless and also writing epic fantasy novels.

  14. Dizzy_D_Z Avatar

    I dont think there is one thing i would do if money wasnt an issue.
    I enjoy sex, snowboarding, scuba diving, traveling, bouldering, problem solving, dancing ,singing, playing guitar / drums, MMA, designing, DIYing , cinema, philosophy and so many other things that I would just devote my time to all the things I love to do!

  15. DaveinOakland Avatar

    I would chill at the house and raise my kids and do nothing.

  16. Chuka_lupin Avatar

    Man, I’d travel to new cities and learn their culture, and also write about it. I especially want to visit Japan and learn how to swordfight and so on.

  17. Sergeant_Metalhead Avatar

    I’m retired but my dream is to buy a trailer and enter bbq competitions all over the country

  18. LazyOldBroad60 Avatar

    I would have a used bookstore where we served tea and coffee and where I could bake and give away cake.

  19. GlitzyGhoul Avatar

    Wildlife rehabber and live in the forrest away from humans. Side property for pet rescue as well. Okay, maybe a cool staff for poo scooping help.

  20. MaybeJay Avatar

    I want to work in a shop selling video games, Warhammer, magic cards, stuff like that. Every time I go and visit my local shop I feel so at home, they are my people.

  21. uncleKipp Avatar

    I’d open a tea shop with a large outdoor area that I’d fill with cats. Then I’d roam around smoking a pipe & rambling about the benefits of different blends like a quirky old wizard.

  22. didntask-com Avatar

    Music producer and/or run a self improvement page

  23. Puzzleheaded-Sir6878 Avatar

    I would work at a library

  24. care_love_peace Avatar

    A florist. I absolutely love gardening and flowers but $12 an hour ain’t gonna cut it.

  25. Spirited-Claim-9868 Avatar

    No job, probably? Maybe working in a chemistry lab. I’d go to college and get all the “useless” degrees. I’d mostly just wanna clean random things lol

    edit: piano cleaning/restoration

  26. overzealous_ostrich Avatar

    If money were no object, I’d probably work at a legal psychedelic retreat somewhere in the world or run one myself. Either that, or be a writer or martial arts instructor.

  27. Too_Tall_64 Avatar

    I would be a Science Museum director~ I wanna spread interest in science and engineering, so I would pump MILLIONS into it~

  28. Callm3sleeves Avatar

    Bar tender. My buddy owns a college bar in the city that we grew up in with his father and he had me working there right when we found out my wife and I were expecting our son. I loved it and had fun. I wouldn’t want to work those hours now that I’m a father and I already have a full time job

  29. NeverendSuperior Avatar

    The same one I have, since the pay isn’t the best anyway lol I do just love the work, so I’d be fine with it

  30. BuildingDowntown6817 Avatar

    I have so many interests

    • urban planner, architect 
    • stonemason
    • author
    • artist
    • ecologist, something with plants
    • instrument builder
    • university professor (the teaching part)
  31. CrumpledLava Avatar

    Gardener. But… In my own epic secret garden because money doesn’t matter.

  32. Eustakios_Power Avatar

    Probably computer research. I would love to contribute to creating an AGI

  33. Late_Cell8983 Avatar

    If money was not a factor then probably I would have studied astronomy and pursued it to become some scientist or even an astronaut. And I would have become one for sure, yes that is too much to say, but I knew my life was among the stars up somewhere.

    And if you ask about today, I would love to be a photographer – wild life, nature and emotions would have been my area of work.

  34. Iktomi_ Avatar

    The one I have. I absolutely love it. Only part I don’t like is being shocked by static every couple minutes when I am in the office. I am an artist, musician, electrician, blacksmith, engineer, architect kind of, and craftsman. I get to use all my skills making stuff so I am probably married to my job. No wonder I am single.

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  36. overthebridge65 Avatar

    Soccer Manager. Dream job ❤️

  37. Grandemestizo Avatar

    I would pursue a wide variety of interests. Mostly writing, outdoor expeditions, and travel.

  38. The_Safe_For_Work Avatar

    Whatever the job is that lets you drive trucks on railroad tracks.

  39. redjessa Avatar

    I wouldn’t have a regular job. I would do volunteer work and take long breaks when I need it.

  40. Physical_Aside_9918 Avatar

    I would be a professional spender of wealth and happiness.

  41. horse-irl Avatar

    I’d still work my current job honestly because I love it, and my coworkers. I can’t really think of anything else I’d rather do.

    Maybe quit working entirely and just devote my time to volunteer work.

  42. purplelips11 Avatar

    A yoga or Pilates instructor on a tropical beach somewhere

  43. Casual-Snoo Avatar

    School Teacher

  44. ninjabi2548 Avatar

    I do not derive pleasure or enjoyment from labor. I work solely because money is required to obtain food, clothing and shelter.

  45. escrimadragon Avatar

    Service/volunteer work. I help out with local non-profits as much as my time allows, and help elderly neighbors with yard work when I can, but I wish I could do more.

  46. Capable_Salt_SD Avatar

    Freelance writer. I was good at it but loved it but the pay was so subpar

    Would give anything to get paid like, six figures to write for a living though

  47. hollyroo Avatar

    I would be one of those people raising funds for nonprofits I believe in.

  48. taniamorse85 Avatar

    Over a dozen years ago, I volunteered for my local district attorney’s office. I entered cased dispositions into certain databases, as well as did database research for pretty much anybody in the office that needed.

    I absolutely loved what I did. I didn’t have anyone hovering over me, and the only time I was interrupted was when someone had an inquiry. Also, the area of the office where I worked was accessible (wheelchair user), and the few other people in that area were fantastic to work with.

  49. SummersRain63 Avatar

    Funny to assume I would be working to begin with lol
    I know for a fact I would be travelling

  50. No_Percentage_5083 Avatar

    Same thing I did have a job doing: Social Worker. I just can’t imagine doing anything else. I get the same feeling that a surgeon feels after a successful surgery or a race car driver feels after winning a race. It’s what I was meant to do. Pay sucked, but seven years after retiring, I’m still volunteering my time to help others with the knowledge I gained in my 25 year career.

  51. AmSpray Avatar

    I’d open a spa to help people in need de-stress.

  52. Rastus77 Avatar

    The one I have now. Semi-Professionally unemployed.

  53. IamIchbin Avatar

    The same one.

  54. Universallove369 Avatar

    I think I would be a very part time death and labor doula. The rest would be hobbies or personal devotions.

  55. BassElement Avatar

    Foley Artist, definitely.

  56. theladyofshalott1956 Avatar

    Urban planner/writer. Although that’s kinda what I’m planning to do anyway lol.

  57. Sandyy_Emm Avatar

    I would go to southeast/ South Asia and just clean the rivers over there. I would also love to be an author like Anthony Bourdain and write about all the reasons those rivers are so dirty

  58. mcove97 Avatar

    Clothing designer and seamstress. I’d love to be able to make my own clothes and clothes that are missing from the market. There’s a huge gap in the market, especially in women’s design and clothing or clothes that focus on utility, function and comfort that isn’t feminine but gender neutral, but still cool and edgy, without being incredibly alternative.

  59. drinkwhatyouthink Avatar

    I’d love to be like a therapist or a counselor or something. Just someone for people to talk to and help them work through stuff. I remember in middle school I had some middle school drama and went crying to the counselor who was super dismissive. Now I understand that she probably had a ton of stuff on her plate and my friend saying something mean about me was not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but teenage me felt unheard and like no one cared.

    But I dropped out of college in 2011 and don’t have the means to go back. Maybe one day.

  60. Wide_Examination142 Avatar

    I’d be a scholar. Go to different countries study different things. Would also try screenwriting on the side.

  61. OrdinarySubstance491 Avatar

    I like my job. I would like to work less and write more. I can write now but I’m soooo blocked!!

  62. BubbRubb4Real Avatar

    I think I would try to start a cooking YouTube channel or Twitch stream. It sounds like fun especially if money wasn’t a worry.

  63. KTO-Potato Avatar

    Full time friend at an old folks home

  64. Worth_One2833 Avatar

    I’d work as a ski patrol person who doesn’t actually patrol anything besides get baked and ski all day and then in the summer I would take a similar position at the beach in the surfing department

  65. megannealiceD14 Avatar

    Sleep study participant

  66. toritxtornado Avatar

    i’d make my hobby of standup comedy a career

  67. playr_4 Avatar

    Working with wild birds but with enough free time to focus on my arty stuff.

  68. NonKolobian Avatar

    Caretaker of a large cat paradise for abandoned/unwanted cats

  69. Poultrygeist74 Avatar

    If it was 25 years ago I would say video store or music store

  70. Tough-Response19 Avatar

    Take care of drug addicted babies.

  71. jenna_Ag01 Avatar

    my true joy comes from being able to laze around at home doing all of my hobbies, so probably just that and not an actual job … sorry

  72. SpaghettiRambo Avatar

    Streamer/Youtuber
    Video Game Playtester
    Art Class Model
    Electronic repair/modding
    Tiktoker/influencer that just does really weird food combos and recipes, or smashes things with a hydraulic press
    Toy repair person

  73. Outsideforever3388 Avatar

    Gardener. I would live in the flowers and listen to the birds every day. I do it now for fun, but with limited time.

  74. murilohd8 Avatar

    Id be a mechanic for sure

  75. ProudAd1153 Avatar

    Pizza finisher

  76. polly-penguin Avatar

    I’d travel everywhere and make beautiful pictures with my camera and my watercolours. There’s so much beauty in this world and so few of us actually get to experience it because we’re busy making a living all the time

  77. needstherapy Avatar

    Musician, just playing uke all day long

  78. International_Ant754 Avatar

    Wildlife/nature photographer. I’d love to be able to just travel and take pictures of pretty things

  79. kha-ci Avatar

    Something with animals.

  80. Monchichiboom Avatar

    Running an animal sanctuary

  81. AdCommercial4807 Avatar

    Unclogging storm drains for the rainy season. I do it for fun sometimes with any big stick I can find. People thank me but I don’t need that, it’s just so satisfying watching the pooled water drain away

  82. MemeDaddyMarcus Avatar

    I would like to be a photographer.

  83. After-Astronomer-574 Avatar

    I would have to learn a lot but I would be a cut flower farmer

  84. Prestigious-Tell-740 Avatar

    I’d love to be able to garden full time and harvest medicinal herbs to make plant medicine then give it out to people in need. This is already something I love to do, but if I could travel to different communities and share plants and offer free nutrition consultations it would be amazing. If I could do this full time I would but I gotta pay bills so working a not-so-fufilling job is kinda where I’m at lol

  85. SunnySamantha Avatar

    Honestly, the best job I’ve had was at a video store.

    It’s too bad they don’t really exist anymore. I’d work at one again in a heart beat.

  86. the-watch-dog Avatar

    Teaching kids. Literally any subject, but mostly applied critical thinking. Every teacher i’ve known has said to run far far away from the profession (mostly due to compensation vs hours) and if i was independently wealthy i’d for sure teach.

  87. sati_lotus Avatar

    Doesn’t sound like much writing is getting done on your ‘book’.

  88. Legitimate_Bag8259 Avatar

    Money doesn’t really matter. I didn’t choose my current job based on money (altgoufh it dies oay quite well). I chose it because it’s the ideal job for me.

  89. Hot-Injury-8030 Avatar

    Gardener/ dog walker

  90. GlitterRiot Avatar

    I would be taking care of special needs animals. I mean, I do that anyway, but I could really devote my time and energy towards it if money didn’t matter. I don’t want to call that a ‘job’ though, more like my calling.

  91. Humorilove Avatar

    I would be a veterinarian! It’s hard to make money as one, unless you own the practice or know someone.

  92. avendesura Avatar

    I would love to be a Librarian or work at a video game store

  93. mets_letsgo Avatar

    I was on a hike in Vermont and this young man was cooking up lunch on the top of a mountain. We got to talking and he said his internship job was to spend the summer hiking the trail network and living in the shelters on the trail. He would make sure the tails were passable and clean. I would like that job.

  94. Icy-Studio-7836 Avatar

    musician for sure

  95. Alchemist010 Avatar

    If money didn’t matter, I wouldn’t have a job. I’d paint, I’d research the stars, id sit on the beach, make smoothies, bake, have fun. There’s things I like to do and none of them I really need to make money for. Sure, selling my paintings would be cool, and getting paid to do research would be nice, but I’d never want to be held down by a need for money to do those things.

  96. Scuba_Steve_fan Avatar

    Scuba dive instructor in the winter and kayak guide in the summer.

  97. SweetiesThumb Avatar

    I would own a bakery or maybe be a boudoir photographer better get someone who gets paid to travel

  98. the-sleepy-elf Avatar

    Surgeon or anesthesiologist.

  99. Lucky-Music-4835 Avatar

    I’d work for Disney helping design rides and experiences

  100. Dependent-Cress-995 Avatar

    Work for the National Forest Service

  101. I_demand_peanuts Avatar

    Either a YouTuber or a history professor

  102. Smhoozy Avatar

    I’d have a new job as often as I could

  103. Hey-buuuddy Avatar

    Excavation equipment operator.

  104. witherstalk9 Avatar

    Game designer. I took my studies in Norway in 2005, was no platform for Game design at the time.

  105. Strickly709 Avatar

    If money doesn’t matter, I’m not working babes✨

  106. Warm_Bit_1982 Avatar

    A head butler for a super wealthy family.

  107. This-Friend-902 Avatar

    Work with animals or plants, little to no human contact preferred. 😂

  108. the-pickled-rose Avatar

    Food truck with my husband

  109. mixedwithmonet Avatar

    I would also be a writer, and I would use my money to have experiences that could help shape my writing