About ten years ago, I broke up with my abusive ex-boyfriend. After the breakup, it hit me (no pun intended) just how messed up the whole relationship really was. It took breaking up with him to stop being numb and actually feel rage. I had gone full no-contact, so there was no way I was ever going to tell him how I felt. But we still worked at the same office (yeah that was fun).
One evening, I was walking past his office after everyone had left, and there it was.. his chair. I don’t know why, I don’t know how but I NEEDED to pee on it. I might have been a bit unhinged, I’m not going to lie. I peed on it, I did it 3 times that week. Every time I walked past his room and saw him sitting in that chair, it made me feel a little bit better inside. He made very long days so he was sitting in my pee for about 12 hours a day.
PS: the fun only lasted about 2,5 weeks because the whole office moved and all the desks/chairs were thrown away, so no innocent co-worker had to sit in it.
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You were just marking your old territory with a little piss.
Should have left a messagge: “Ur-ine for a surprise“
Amber heard….. is that you?
He F’ed around and you Pee’d out.
Lmfao this is beautiful
Some men are into that. Should of glued broccoli under the seat eventually the smell would of got to him
How did you manage to do this in an office full of people? Even if he had a private office, people would notice you going in that often when he wasn’t there. And unless you did it after he left, there would be a puddle when he returned.
I’m calling this fake.
The best revenge could be the simplest thing. If it makes you feel vindicated, even just a little bit, then it’s totally worth it.
Good job taking some part of you back from that douche. From one abuse survivor to another: we’re lucky. We made it out alive. There are so many who don’t. I went to jail and was so happy to be there. I know it sounds ridiculous, but when you were just waiting for the day you got hit so hard you never woke up, jail is a relief. I’m proud of you. 💖 Now take your life back and make you walking out on the other side mean something. 💯
You worked with him? So he was a pee’r of yours?
My one thread in this sub described how I dealt with some workplace bullies. In that workplace, our arrival times were staggered, such that I would arrive after the bullies were onsite, and leave after they were gone.
I would regularly arrive in the morning, and return from lunch, to discover that my desk’s chair had been shrunk down to its lowest possible height. 🤬 Every. Fuggin’. Day. It wasn’t the only nonsense I had to put up with from them, but it was a daily occurrence.
So I recommend that for folks needing a sanitary way to irk someone.
I got them back, though, as detailed in my thread. Bullies can go kick rocks.
AI story, just ridiculous
These are the people that voted for trump.
Im having a hard time picturing this. This office I assume was at street level where you could see it, but everyone was gone but you just managed to walk into it?
Well done! Just hope they didn’t have cameras at the workplace. How did you get in and out like that? Did you work at the same office?
You are a hero.
A Pee-ro, if you will. 🤗
I feel a little sorry for the poor chair, but…very petty revenge. Super gross, too. 👍 I’m very glad you felt better.
You think he wouldn’t know it was you? You honestly believe someone comes into work, smells piss, shrugs and sits in it without cleaning?
He definitely knew you were pissing in his seat, and probably laughing at what a psycho you are.
I would have used cat urine. So he would actually smell something bad, but he would not be able to identify it under those circumstances. Revenge only works if it actually hurts the person in some way.
They don’t say ignorance is bliss for nothing. And he remains ignorant.
But, I am Petty as F.
OP is a cat.
I hope that he sat there wondering where that urine smell was coming from.
Revenge is a seat best served piss warm?
You gave me a really good laugh.
I would have taken a few screws out or smth so when he sat down he fell but this is honestly better
Pee-ty revenge!
Pee on his new one.
For months after my abusive father died I had a desperate urge to piss in his ashes so I get it 100%. I never went through with it but it took therapy to make the urge go away.