He could detect his dad’s thrusting pattern and his mom’s heartrate, too. Just from vibrations. Hell he could feel it when his mom turned on her vibrator. That poor kid
Well in the way the characters were depicted in the original comic books it seems that they were older, and probably were not having “relations” anymore. Also considering the couple never had children of their own, they probably were too busy tending the farm and were content with each other without bed-time activities.
Same Superman, same. I have sensitive hearing and am hypervigilant. I hear everything in the house, from my roommate (quietly) masturbating in the other room, to my parents having sex growing up. Me learning to control my powers was just learning that I need to wear earplugs all the time.
Comments seem to be be forgetting that they didn’t have super powers on their home planet. It’s the sun in this solar system that gave it to them. So, yeah, no he couldn’t.
His parents were childless old people before they adopted him. They were beyond their sexy years and to suggest otherwise flies in the face of the mid century morality in which this whole fantasy was conceived.
I don’t think his family had superpowers on krypton, because krypton has a red sun and you need a yellow sun for superpowers. And his earth parents were conveniently/plausibly too old for that nonsense!
People have sex, Clark Kent is an intelligent guy. Super awkward as Clark, but what could he do? I’m not a huge DC fan so I didn’t realize he could eventually stop himself from hearing cries for help from everywhere. I thought he’d just hear a disaster in Europe and have to go there
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When he couldnt control his xray vision he can see them too 🙁 🙂 🙁
He could smell it too.
He could detect his dad’s thrusting pattern and his mom’s heartrate, too. Just from vibrations. Hell he could feel it when his mom turned on her vibrator. That poor kid
Well in the way the characters were depicted in the original comic books it seems that they were older, and probably were not having “relations” anymore. Also considering the couple never had children of their own, they probably were too busy tending the farm and were content with each other without bed-time activities.
There is a short story from 1969, written by Science Fiction writer Larry Niven, about Superman’s possible sex life…
http://www.jimbosworld.org/manofsteelwomanofkleenex.html
Superman could hear all the sex everyone’s parents were having.
His dead parents were having sex?
He was sent as a baby from a planet going boom, right?
It’s a wonder he didn’t kill Lois Lane when he came… lol
Well Daredevil can taste it.
If Superman came inside Lois, it would kill her.
I can’t decide if I hate or love the internet right now
Perhaps, but maybe on a planet of aliens with super powers, they’d have developed better insulation.
Same Superman, same. I have sensitive hearing and am hypervigilant. I hear everything in the house, from my roommate (quietly) masturbating in the other room, to my parents having sex growing up. Me learning to control my powers was just learning that I need to wear earplugs all the time.
Brightburn’s true origin story right here.
No because his parents died on krypton
Comments seem to be be forgetting that they didn’t have super powers on their home planet. It’s the sun in this solar system that gave it to them. So, yeah, no he couldn’t.
Feature not a bug, also adopted parents. So perfect youporn material.
His parents were childless old people before they adopted him. They were beyond their sexy years and to suggest otherwise flies in the face of the mid century morality in which this whole fantasy was conceived.
He knew his dad could be Superman as well
Every morning Superman would hear his dad’s cock fill with blood.
Yeah, but he had no clue what was going on. Kryptonians just bud spores when they get wet.
But he didn’t because he’s not real
No wonder he stopped liking macaroni and cheese, his mom stirring it gave him PTSD
Now this is a true shower thought.
his parents…the neighbors parents…even your parents.
Thanks. I didn’t need that. He also saw it.
Maaaaan I’m way too high for this to be one of the first things I see when i open reddit
He could hear the buttholes being stretched
Brightburn is starting to make a lot more sense
Batman never heard his parents.
He wouldn’t, actually. His parents sent him into space while they stayed on Krypton.
He only got his superpowers once he reached Earth and he couldn’t hear across the vacuum of space.
Apart from all that, they were dead by the time he got to Earth
Actually he didn’t because none of them actually exist.
He blew a hole through the side of his house the first time he jerked off.
I don’t think his family had superpowers on krypton, because krypton has a red sun and you need a yellow sun for superpowers. And his earth parents were conveniently/plausibly too old for that nonsense!
Martha and Jonathan couldn’t have sex, that’s why they didn’t have a kid
People have sex, Clark Kent is an intelligent guy. Super awkward as Clark, but what could he do? I’m not a huge DC fan so I didn’t realize he could eventually stop himself from hearing cries for help from everywhere. I thought he’d just hear a disaster in Europe and have to go there
Reddit users thought way too much about parents having sex. It’s incredible how often this type of phrase appears here in various subs.
God watches people having sex with even greater details
How did you think of this?
Married people don’t have sex according to my friends.