Men over 100 – What Advice Would You Give to Men in Their 90’s?

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Looking for some advice to make changes. I want to make sure my 100’s are the best years. Any and all advice is welcome.

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  2. Up_The__Toffees Avatar

    Finally, a good question

  3. CLR1971 Avatar

    Should definitely eat more.

  4. destructive_cheetah Avatar

    Biggest game over for old people is falling and breaking a hip. Don’t do that. The longer you can maintain strength and mobility the longer your life will be.

  5. jsanchez030 Avatar

    Enjoy the little things, get plenty of sleep, and stop doing coke and heroin and you’ll be fine. 

  6. beigesun Avatar

    Don’t breathe too fast

  7. MilStd Avatar

    Never trust a fart and don’t die.

  8. Mystic-monkey Avatar

    That’s not your wife

  9. ProfessionalThe Avatar

    Hit the gym and max out your Roth IRA

  10. Snackatomi_Plaza Avatar

    If you want to meet women, move into a retirement home and punch your ticket to Bang City.

  11. VerendusAudeo2 Avatar

    Don’t be afraid—just go peacefully into the light. You’re starting to walk like a cross between Count Orlok and a dinosaur, and it looks deeply silly.

  12. Kingofcheeses Avatar

    . -. .— — -.– / .-.. .. ..-. .

  13. SarcasticBench Avatar

    Run for President of the United States of America.

  14. harmless_gecko Avatar

    You are never too old to pick up those young first time widows. It’s not creepy, even if they are in their early 60s.

  15. Appropriate-Pear-33 Avatar

    Lmao what is this? 😂

  16. brooklynflyer Avatar

    Get one of those airbags that deploys if you tip over

  17. TraXXX_StaR Avatar

    throw away all lego sets, the 4-99 age limit is no joke

  18. DaGoodBoy Avatar

    “Where are my pants? I left them over the chair. Do you smell burning toast? Oh, no, I pissed myself again.”

  19. SoUpInYa Avatar

    No more street takeovers

  20. Current-Top-9866 Avatar

    Lift weights to live longer

  21. english_mike69 Avatar

    Key your hearing aide away from the modem when you dial up…

  22. Jay_Jaytheunbanned2 Avatar

    What do we say to death? Not today

  23. Few-Coat1297 Avatar

    Slow down, you’ve your whole life to live.

  24. esophagusintubater Avatar

    Fuck as many girls as you can in your 90s. You don’t get the same sexual opportunities in your 100s

  25. 2176 Avatar

    Smoke a pack a day. It will keep your lungs strong and you mind sharp.

  26. PNWSunshine Avatar

    Have sex now before you are too old.

  27. slrrp Avatar

    First of all: love it.

    Secondly, through god all things are possible, so jot that down.

  28. Eastern_Voice_4738 Avatar

    Enjoy life. Buy some quality ganja and chill

  29. food-dood Avatar

    DO NOT PRESS CAPS LOCK. PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE YELLING BUT THERE IS NO APPARENT WAY TO GET RID OF IT.

  30. iLoveAllTacos Avatar

    A woman a day helps keep you young and energetic.

  31. timemaninjail Avatar

    Reduce meat and increase fibre

  32. FeistyDoughnut4600 Avatar

    Give up on GILFS, move on to GGILFS – they have more experience and know more tricks

  33. schlongtheta Avatar

    “The number of men who die between the ages of 90 and 100 is extremely small, so you’ll most likely be fine!” – /u/statistics_professor, probably ;-p

  34. Kermit-Batman Avatar

    I once looked after a with it mental and mostly physical 104 year old. She still cautioned about getting so old, said the sorrow of outliving everyone outweighed any benefit or joy from the age. Honestly, that seemed to be a fairly common sentiment.

    Sadly, most men were stuffed, especially physically, that’s something I do wonder will change with our generation… not me though, I’m gonna be Bombour.

  35. Infinite-Gap-9903 Avatar

    If you made 90, you already beat the odds

  36. Plastic_Friendship55 Avatar

    If she has an ugly face go for doggy

  37. burner4lyf25 Avatar

    Keep an eye on the Krouts.

  38. briza044 Avatar

    Don’t rush into anything, something will break

  39. AssPlay69420 Avatar

    Eat more prunes

  40. Vomath Avatar

    WHAT CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP

  41. SenSw0rd Avatar

    Rob banks and give to the poor.

  42. Fast_Molasses_7242 Avatar

    I have no desire to be this old

  43. Anthewisen Avatar

    Don’t worry too much. I’m 109 and the healthiest I’ve ever been. Better than I was in my 20s and 30s!

  44. Appropriate_Copy8285 Avatar

    Always carry an adrenaline pen and some viagra….enjoy the little things like cocaine and cookers.

  45. Tough-Donut193 Avatar

    Get off the internet grandpa, it’s time for your afternoon nap…

  46. Mistaken_Stranger Avatar

    Yell at clouds more you have no idea how much you’ll regret not yelling at them when you’re 100.

  47. OG-Giligadi Avatar

    Plastics. Wave of the future.

  48. Renaissance_Dad1990 Avatar

    How many men over 100 could there possibly be here?

  49. running_on_fumes25 Avatar

    Make sure to keep those damn kids off your lawn

  50. maddog2271 Avatar

    Cocaine BEFORE the hookers, not after.