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Biggest game over for old people is falling and breaking a hip. Don’t do that. The longer you can maintain strength and mobility the longer your life will be.
I once looked after a with it mental and mostly physical 104 year old. She still cautioned about getting so old, said the sorrow of outliving everyone outweighed any benefit or joy from the age. Honestly, that seemed to be a fairly common sentiment.
Sadly, most men were stuffed, especially physically, that’s something I do wonder will change with our generation… not me though, I’m gonna be Bombour.
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dont die
Don’t die.
Finally, a good question
Should definitely eat more.
Biggest game over for old people is falling and breaking a hip. Don’t do that. The longer you can maintain strength and mobility the longer your life will be.
Enjoy the little things, get plenty of sleep, and stop doing coke and heroin and you’ll be fine.
Don’t breathe too fast
Never trust a fart and don’t die.
That’s not your wife
Hit the gym and max out your Roth IRA
If you want to meet women, move into a retirement home and punch your ticket to Bang City.
Don’t be afraid—just go peacefully into the light. You’re starting to walk like a cross between Count Orlok and a dinosaur, and it looks deeply silly.
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Run for President of the United States of America.
You are never too old to pick up those young first time widows. It’s not creepy, even if they are in their early 60s.
Lmao what is this? 😂
Get one of those airbags that deploys if you tip over
throw away all lego sets, the 4-99 age limit is no joke
“Where are my pants? I left them over the chair. Do you smell burning toast? Oh, no, I pissed myself again.”
No more street takeovers
Lift weights to live longer
Key your hearing aide away from the modem when you dial up…
What do we say to death? Not today
What’s my name?
Slow down, you’ve your whole life to live.
Fuck as many girls as you can in your 90s. You don’t get the same sexual opportunities in your 100s
Smoke a pack a day. It will keep your lungs strong and you mind sharp.
Have sex now before you are too old.
First of all: love it.
Secondly, through god all things are possible, so jot that down.
Enjoy life. Buy some quality ganja and chill
DO NOT PRESS CAPS LOCK. PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE YELLING BUT THERE IS NO APPARENT WAY TO GET RID OF IT.
A woman a day helps keep you young and energetic.
Bruh, wut!?
Reduce meat and increase fibre
Give up on GILFS, move on to GGILFS – they have more experience and know more tricks
“The number of men who die between the ages of 90 and 100 is extremely small, so you’ll most likely be fine!” – /u/statistics_professor, probably ;-p
I once looked after a with it mental and mostly physical 104 year old. She still cautioned about getting so old, said the sorrow of outliving everyone outweighed any benefit or joy from the age. Honestly, that seemed to be a fairly common sentiment.
Sadly, most men were stuffed, especially physically, that’s something I do wonder will change with our generation… not me though, I’m gonna be Bombour.
If you made 90, you already beat the odds
If she has an ugly face go for doggy
Keep an eye on the Krouts.
Don’t rush into anything, something will break
Eat more prunes
WHAT CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP
Rob banks and give to the poor.
I have no desire to be this old
Don’t worry too much. I’m 109 and the healthiest I’ve ever been. Better than I was in my 20s and 30s!
Always carry an adrenaline pen and some viagra….enjoy the little things like cocaine and cookers.
Get off the internet grandpa, it’s time for your afternoon nap…
Yell at clouds more you have no idea how much you’ll regret not yelling at them when you’re 100.
Plastics. Wave of the future.
How many men over 100 could there possibly be here?
Make sure to keep those damn kids off your lawn
Cocaine BEFORE the hookers, not after.