I take my baby brother on errands just to get him out the house. Shopping, treats, random trips even. He’ll even come to my college campus library with me. He’s my best friend atp and we’re pretty inseparable, but eating out with him means getting a tiny bit messy because he’s a toddler. Understandable.
He’s 3 and I’m 19 so I often help him with his food if he asks for it. He wipes his boogers and drool all over my clothes so I think it’s justifiable to use his already dirty shirt to wipe my hands whenever napkins aren’t around. To be fair, it’s his food that gets on my hands. Why only have a baby brother when you can have a baby brother AND a napkin?
It’s a little silly but I love my baby brother lol and the age gap makes it funnier, I love being a big sister and taking him everywhere. I can’t wait to thank him for being my napkin when he grows up
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This is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a minute. LOL
As the mother of a 2 year old… no judgement, carry on.
I mean. Fair. 🤣🫡
Sounds reasonable to me! 😂😂😂😂
Dude, I get it but damn.
Haha, I love this. When my dog drools on me or tries to eat something nasty on our walks and I have to wrestle it from her mouth, I use her fur as a towel
It sounds like a mutual deal.
The most sibling thing I have heard
Valid light revenge
this is hilarious
No harm, no foul. It’s not like you’re using him to wipe your ass.
HEY. DON’T GET ANY IDEAS.
This is such a wholesome little confession, truly brought a smile to my face. Also, I did the SAME THING with my daughter when she was that age! She was already messy, what was a little more dirt? Clothes can be washed! 😂
Only if there’s no napkins, respectable
You really learn the value of baby wipes when you have one around. But as to using the kiddo as a napkin, you do you dude. Thanks for making me laugh.
This is peak older sibling stuff. My sister is only 4 years older and I know she used mine and my brother’s clothes as napkins too!
AAAWWWW! PLEASE save this post to share with him when he’s older. 😊
(I’m a grandmother, and you gave me the best kind of flashbacks to when my son, and then his son, were that age. 🥰) Thx for sharing.