I use my baby brother as a napkin whenever we’re out and there’s no napkins

r/

I take my baby brother on errands just to get him out the house. Shopping, treats, random trips even. He’ll even come to my college campus library with me. He’s my best friend atp and we’re pretty inseparable, but eating out with him means getting a tiny bit messy because he’s a toddler. Understandable.

He’s 3 and I’m 19 so I often help him with his food if he asks for it. He wipes his boogers and drool all over my clothes so I think it’s justifiable to use his already dirty shirt to wipe my hands whenever napkins aren’t around. To be fair, it’s his food that gets on my hands. Why only have a baby brother when you can have a baby brother AND a napkin?

It’s a little silly but I love my baby brother lol and the age gap makes it funnier, I love being a big sister and taking him everywhere. I can’t wait to thank him for being my napkin when he grows up

Comments

  1. Aggressive-Pea6839 Avatar

    This is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a minute. LOL

  2. Sick__muse Avatar

    As the mother of a 2 year old… no judgement, carry on.

  3. tomcatgal Avatar

    I mean. Fair. 🤣🫡

  4. Apprehensive-Cat-111 Avatar

    Sounds reasonable to me! 😂😂😂😂

  5. Malfunction1972 Avatar

    Dude, I get it but damn.

  6. Just-Gas-8626 Avatar

    Haha, I love this. When my dog drools on me or tries to eat something nasty on our walks and I have to wrestle it from her mouth, I use her fur as a towel

  7. Beautiful-Matter-912 Avatar

    It sounds like a mutual deal.

  8. fearfullfeline Avatar

    The most sibling thing I have heard

  9. Blind_MAQ6 Avatar

    Valid light revenge

  10. autumnbloodyautumn Avatar

    No harm, no foul. It’s not like you’re using him to wipe your ass.

    HEY. DON’T GET ANY IDEAS.

  11. SlytherinAndProud Avatar

    This is such a wholesome little confession, truly brought a smile to my face. Also, I did the SAME THING with my daughter when she was that age! She was already messy, what was a little more dirt? Clothes can be washed! 😂

  12. sagexwilliams Avatar

    Only if there’s no napkins, respectable

  13. tonitalksaboutit Avatar

    You really learn the value of baby wipes when you have one around. But as to using the kiddo as a napkin, you do you dude. Thanks for making me laugh.

  14. yasdnil1 Avatar

    This is peak older sibling stuff. My sister is only 4 years older and I know she used mine and my brother’s clothes as napkins too!

  15. Outside-Dependent-90 Avatar

    AAAWWWW! PLEASE save this post to share with him when he’s older. 😊
    (I’m a grandmother, and you gave me the best kind of flashbacks to when my son, and then his son, were that age. 🥰) Thx for sharing.