So I’m gonna cut it short as much as possible. Met this guy through Reddit who was teaching me how to ride a bike, ngl a very good looking man. We had an amazing time the first day I met him, and we also planned to smoke up at my place the next day. He had asked me earlier for a hookup but then I had never done it before till now but deep inside i wanted to give it a try and let me tell you again, he really looked nice and i was kinda looking for a rebound.🤌🏼😭
So anyways, he came to my house the next day.. we smoked up and ordered in pizzas and samosa. Then he directly asked me if I’m okay with hooking up, i was very high and horny so I was like fuck it lets do it. He asked me for a kiss, i said yes and just 4-5 mins into kissing, i got a call from the food delivery guy, got up and ran to get the food and came back. He took the pizza from my hand and started eating, after eating he slept for 4 fucking hours in my house. Got up by a call and left suddenly without saying anything at all. Me and my roommate who was being timely updated about the whole scenario, couldn’t stop laughing.
I mean it’s very embarrassing for me, i tried casual for the first time rather i took the control.. like i Sat on top of his lap while kissing and i kinda like took control of the pace. I couldn’t believe he passed out dude, that too left without even saying a bye. Also i am calming myself down by saying that he got too high because of the smoke up as i saw his eyes were too red and he kept saying “amazing stuff”, “good hit” and all but its still just too embarrassing for me. After he left, he called me once but i chose to not pickup, cant handle more embarrassment. But i really wanted to know what icked him out and the curiosity is killing me.
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You MET UP with someone from Reddit?
Awe that sucks. Should have answered. I’m sure he would have explained and nothing for you to be embarrassed about.
The reality of the top 20% man.
Let the curiosity go. If he couldn’t handle one kiss and a good high without going full Windows shutdown, he’s not hookup material , he’s mall bench energy
I think he probably felt like an idiot for sleeping for 4 hours in some random persons house because what likely happened is that he got high off his ass, munched his face off, and then fell asleep feeling as full and tired as he’s ever felt. Or that’s what happens to me at least. Goodnight!
Smoke, pizza and a 4 hour power nap beats seggs anyday 👌 he probably didn’t intend to fall asleep tho.
Pressure got to him, you were looking for an instructor, you got a student lol
He got too high are you joking? He ate an passed out for 4 hours! Like duuude answer this poor lads next phone call or phone him yourself but for gods sake stop being embarrassed for yourself cause thats def not what happened here and i wasnt even there an i can tell that
maybe you’re both embarrassed and are both still horny.
Sounds like a Victorian English drama.
Haha, weed and pizza? I’m not a smoker, but I’d be zonked out in a coma, too! 😂 Dude probably got hit with the awkwardness when he woke up—those red eyes from that “amazing stuff” were screaming blazed. I feel you on the embarrassment, but you sound like you owned it—taking charge like that? Respect! If you’re curious, maybe shoot him a chill text to see what’s up, but honestly, it’s his bad for not communicating, not yours. If you link up again, skip the smoke and stick to bike lessons. 😜 Quick Q: was it just him crashed out, or did you nod off too?
Nothing I led him out. He passed out from low blood sugar from the pot after he ate and had to get up and get going in the morning. If you liked him answer his calls.