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Smoke tobacco. The two times I’ve been really, really drunk, I bummed a cigarette off of one of the guys I was drinking with. I think the nicotine leveled me out a bit.
I can’t say I have ever done something drunk I wouldn’t do sober. I think it just a bullshit excuse people use. No matter how drunk I get, my decision making doesn’t seem to change much.
I used to be friends with this girl. She was a big girl and we were just friends and nothing else. I used to drink a lot and sometimes I’d ask her for rides if I got too sauced and she would make sure I got home safe! I’d get black out drunk and not even remember getting home most nights. It got back to me that this friend was saying that her and I would get sexual sometimes! I confronted her and she said sometimes she’d go down on me when she gave me rides. I told her that was not ok and I asked her to stop and that I didn’t want that. I got a few more rides from her and every time she’d try something so I stopped asking her for rides all together and eventually just ended the friendship.
She told people I was a bad friend who just used her. She was addicted to drama and gossip. I felt dirty about it all. I have no room for people who’ll take advantage of me when I need their help. It was also a big wake up call to quit drinking!
I kill it on the dance floor when I’m drunk. I did the lift from dirty dancing with some random chick while the rest of the bar formed a circle around us. It was magical.
When I was single, made a drunken dial to a woman I worked with.
She and I were friends, but…umm….that was a bad idea. I woke up the next morning (It was a Sunday) and realized what I’d done. I called her up and made a groveling apology. Good thing she thought it was hilarious.
Booked an EXPENSIVE trip to Singapore, 5-star hotel, limousine airport transfers, the works. All non-refundable flight/accommodation reservations. Took me forever to pay off that credit card.
I’ve since stopped drinking a lot (glass of scotch or wine here and there but no more hard partying)
There was a time some guy was being creepy with some girl that was a friend of a friend so I went up and just said “hey babe what’s goin on?” And pretended to be her boyfriend so he would leave her alone. Ten years later we are happily married and have a baby. Never would have pretended to be her boyfriend had I not been sauced up
I was too drunk to remember most of it. I did eat a live beta fish once. A friend once put his head in front of a dartboard and had me throw the darts around his face. The last one went right between his eyes and stuck in his skin for a second before falling out. Also had a different friend test his airsoft mask by shooting him in the face with a high velocity plastic pellet. It was a paintball mask and went through. Felt really bad after both with massive adrenaline rush at the same time.
Honestly, not much. It’s both a blessing and a curse that I’m ‘the sensible one’ and even if I’ve been at a rave for 20 hours, it’s always me in the front seat of the minicab being nice to the driver whilst everyone in the back is gurning their faces off
I’ve got this weird thing, drinking beyond like four or five beers makes me quieter and more introverted. I can still hold a perfectly good conversation, if other people start it, but I just can’t be bothered otherwise.
There may be several ladies around this great country of ours and across the pond that could ruin a run for public office for funsies by showing my potential constituents what Mikey wears under his pants. Wanna know the fucked up part? I used to drink to the point of forgetting to ask for anything back!
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2 chicks at the same time.
I did whippets driving.
Told co worker I loved her. Godammit.
Smoke tobacco. The two times I’ve been really, really drunk, I bummed a cigarette off of one of the guys I was drinking with. I think the nicotine leveled me out a bit.
I’ve never really enjoyed being super drunk.
I can’t say I have ever done something drunk I wouldn’t do sober. I think it just a bullshit excuse people use. No matter how drunk I get, my decision making doesn’t seem to change much.
I used to be friends with this girl. She was a big girl and we were just friends and nothing else. I used to drink a lot and sometimes I’d ask her for rides if I got too sauced and she would make sure I got home safe! I’d get black out drunk and not even remember getting home most nights. It got back to me that this friend was saying that her and I would get sexual sometimes! I confronted her and she said sometimes she’d go down on me when she gave me rides. I told her that was not ok and I asked her to stop and that I didn’t want that. I got a few more rides from her and every time she’d try something so I stopped asking her for rides all together and eventually just ended the friendship.
She told people I was a bad friend who just used her. She was addicted to drama and gossip. I felt dirty about it all. I have no room for people who’ll take advantage of me when I need their help. It was also a big wake up call to quit drinking!
I kill it on the dance floor when I’m drunk. I did the lift from dirty dancing with some random chick while the rest of the bar formed a circle around us. It was magical.
Shaking hands or high fiving random guys at festivals.
When I was single, made a drunken dial to a woman I worked with.
She and I were friends, but…umm….that was a bad idea. I woke up the next morning (It was a Sunday) and realized what I’d done. I called her up and made a groveling apology. Good thing she thought it was hilarious.
Dance all night until 7am at an EDM rave in 2006.
Booked an EXPENSIVE trip to Singapore, 5-star hotel, limousine airport transfers, the works. All non-refundable flight/accommodation reservations. Took me forever to pay off that credit card.
Approach a woman and talk to her
Drink more
I bathed at midnight in the Trocadéro fountain in front of the Eiffel Tower. I really, really don’t remember it but… pictures….
Anal
Streaking.
Saved a runaway jetski by jumping off another boat and then proceeded to hit multiple 360 spins to really lock in the moment
Enjoy small talk 😜
Her name was Sheila, she was alright, but yeah. Jaegermeister
And I got a gag order. Can’t talk to anybody! So thanks, guys, for allowing me some airtime!
I’ve since stopped drinking a lot (glass of scotch or wine here and there but no more hard partying)
There was a time some guy was being creepy with some girl that was a friend of a friend so I went up and just said “hey babe what’s goin on?” And pretended to be her boyfriend so he would leave her alone. Ten years later we are happily married and have a baby. Never would have pretended to be her boyfriend had I not been sauced up
Drugs – nothing. Alcohol – some of the women.
I’m mostly myself while under the influence.
Try to knock chickens off of a ladder using bottle rockets.
Slept with a co-worker.
Banged a few women that sober me was not proud of.
I only did mushrooms because I was already on acid at the time.
I was too drunk to remember most of it. I did eat a live beta fish once. A friend once put his head in front of a dartboard and had me throw the darts around his face. The last one went right between his eyes and stuck in his skin for a second before falling out. Also had a different friend test his airsoft mask by shooting him in the face with a high velocity plastic pellet. It was a paintball mask and went through. Felt really bad after both with massive adrenaline rush at the same time.
Honestly, not much. It’s both a blessing and a curse that I’m ‘the sensible one’ and even if I’ve been at a rave for 20 hours, it’s always me in the front seat of the minicab being nice to the driver whilst everyone in the back is gurning their faces off
Vomit, twice.
Went on a bender and accidentally moved to Mexico.
I’ve got this weird thing, drinking beyond like four or five beers makes me quieter and more introverted. I can still hold a perfectly good conversation, if other people start it, but I just can’t be bothered otherwise.
There may be several ladies around this great country of ours and across the pond that could ruin a run for public office for funsies by showing my potential constituents what Mikey wears under his pants. Wanna know the fucked up part? I used to drink to the point of forgetting to ask for anything back!