Is there something in our pets, like, let’s say, cats, that lets them know when we’re horny, masturbating, or having sex how we can with them?
Is there something in our pets, like, let’s say, cats, that lets them know when we’re horny, masturbating, or having sex how we can with them?
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My cat masturbates in front of me so I think he gets it
Yes, they are all perverted animals.
I’m imagining my cat chilling with other cats in the park or something and immediately goes into trance like:
“I see.. I see a bright lit screen…some female feet… He’s reaching for a sock… My owner has started masturbating”
Mine usually lay up in the room and vigorously stare at me like some privacy would kill them.
Why don’t u just ask them?
😂 yea probably. Dogs can probably smell when you are horny. It makes sense 🤷🏼♀️
Yea, they are cucks
I think the pets wouldn’t mind to have sex in front of you so it’s safe to assume that they don’t mind that you do in front of them.
They do if you’re doing it right
We had a dog that would go onto the settee every night after dinner and masturbate. If you’re worried about your dog judging you, don’t.
Just lock eyes with them while you’re doing it.
I wait until my cat is asleep before I play with myself lol. It would just be too awkward for him to watch.
I don’t think mine can tell, he’s just there for the peanut butter.
Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.
OP masturbating, while his cat is watching, posting on reddit.
I think so. Although I don’t masterbate that much nor around my dog , when I’m fucking or getting head , the dog automatically knows “yea that’s my exit right here “ ✌🏽
I think my cats know something is going on, because one of them specifically comes to watch and the other one always runs away.
Man if yall don’t let those dogs outside while yall do that 😂💀😂😂
I’m not sure but I reckon they know something, one of my cats loves to rock up and stare, he also comes into the bedroom when OH and I are shagging. He’s a horny fucker who tries to have a go on anything soft that’s on the floor (despite being neutered, the cat not my OH) – the fluffy perv
Do they know? Yup!
Do they care? Nope!
Sometimes when my dog is around it reminds me of the fact that dogs can smell emotion, so this makes me wonder if they can also smell horniness and the after effect of masturbating, they might even smell the semen
Edit:They can indeed smell pheromones, yes they know.
I don’t know. I think so, because my cat always ends up coming to me wanting to cuddle. SHE NEVER WANTS TO CUDDLE??
I mean, my cat likes to be in the room so she knows I’m up to something and it apparently requires supervision. I have to shut her out if I actually have a fella round, she’ll sit at the head of the bed and watch and most people find that off putting! She’ll occasionally try to lick a bare ass cheek too… She doesn’t ever seem at all upset by these strange human activities though, its pretty much the same as when she supervises my showers.
My pet can definitely tell when something’s off, like if I’m acting differently or if there’s a change in my energy. But they don’t really understand what’s happening they just know something’s different.
My dog hides under the bed…
Pretty sure my cat knows and doesn’t care. She wants cuddles no matter what.
Yes, they just don’t care
I’m pretty sure it knows when I’m taking a dump because it always runs away and gets freaked out
I’m thankfully people seem to have a similar experience my cat just sits next to the side and stares and it really ruins the moment
I walked in on my cat, Jasper J, masturbating on the couch a couple of times. We have a mutual agreement not to judge eachother on that activity.
My tree frogs were hilarious. Whether it was sex or porn, when things got too loud they’d turn into a cheering section. So there’d be ‘oh, oh’ and then ‘WARK! WARK! RAWK-RAWK-RAWK-K-K!”
I have three cats. Two of them totally ignore me when I do the deed, and one will RUN to sit on my lap the split second I turn the vibrator on.
I think there’s some language misunderstanding that’s being going on in the last years, and due to the vibrations he thinks I can purr as well.
I don’t have the heart to tell him the truth.
(For a while in the beginning of me owning the wand, he wanted to sit on my chest and stare at me directly in the face. That was SUPER weird and he was super ejected away from the bed)
Hooman ? You’re horny, but I smell that you’re lonely and sad too.
Are you okay ?
I think mine doesnt. He just stares thinking im holding food for him or something then he moves on
The worst part about Reddit is that everyone’s trying to make a funny comment instead of answering the question.
My bunnies keep standing with wide eyes open in the door and stares.
First one. Then two. Then three.
What is up with all these people jerking off in front of their pets?
Yes. They can smell your pheromones and to make matters worse, Your pets are sexually attracted to you
I mean, maybe not your lizard or your hamster but definitely your cat and dog
I think OP feels bad that he masturbated in front of their cat. 😔
Probably, but they don’t care at all. Dogs will literally lick themselves in front of you lol
We joke with at our dogs know when sex is about to commence. They don’t even try getting in the bed and both go lay in the corner until we are done. We go clean up and when we come back they are in the bed. It’s pretty funny
My cat sits directly in front of me and judges me for giving myself a furious five
My dog masturbates when I do. It’s insane. I hate it.
Kind of.. ?
It depends..
They can tell when humans are aroused and can tell. Well
If they’re. Having s*
Not that they care if they’re in the room or not while it’s happening
Masturbating is a bit complicated
Now a certain group of people will take this the wrong way!
That doesn’t mean your pets will give you “assistant relief” or anything!
And none of this justifies molesting your pets and forcing them to do it with you with the excuse of “he/she wanted it” no.
Im just saying they’re smarter than many give em credit for.
The second I begin, my cat saunters over like he’s got to investigate or Forman?
I’m guessing they don’t give a fuck what you’re doing.
Mr. Whiskers knows that you touch yourself at night and judges you for it
Their sense of smell is insanely great, so I bet they can smell it
They will watch but I don’t think they tell anyone about it.
My cat tried to cuddle up to the used tissues the other day! Bad kitty!!
I hope so. Otherwise, what’s the point.
For a serious answer, yes and that’s cause of your hormones changing how you smell. This is also why a dog or cat would hover around a woman as she goes through the menstrual cycle as the hormones smell similar as a mammal in heat.
This is just how I think it works so take this with a grain of salt or a brick to the shins.
It’s probably one of the reasons they have no chill when it come to licking their junk.
God i hope not.
The death stare! 👀
I’ve always had to kick any pets out before doing the deed. it’d be the same as having a sibling present – absolutely no way are they seeing me do that lol.
Depends if they’re on your lap at the time.
Pheromones, remember, your pets can smell the past 😂
Mine probably do, since I always yell “I’M MASTURBATING NOW!!
Both of my cats laying on my chest when I hop in the DJ booth seemed to know.
Little off-topic, but they can 100% tell when you are tripping and/or rolling. So I’d assume they can sense other stuff, too.
They can smell it and are attracted to new smells.
I have three cats. From experience, nah.
I’ve heard it all now.
My pets are not allowed to watch.
One of my cats decided to get way too close while my ex girlfriend was going down on me. One too many pussies in the room at the time so she got kicked out and then proceeded to cry from behind the door.
My dog also cried outside the door before but she always requests that I watch her hump lambchop so she probably felt like it wasn’t fair she couldn’t watch us.
“Awwwww shit, here he goes again”
Kinda depends on the pet. They’re not judging, they’re just confused and possibly curious. Like way too curious. They don’t care. You could be levitating. Unless you make weird noises, then they might side-eye you and walk off all dramatic. But real talk, no, they don’t actually understand what’s going on. They just pick up on vibes.
My cat discreetly leaves the room, she must get as awkward as I do when I see she’s watching me
Putting my penis in it.
Sure, they just don’t care.