Can pets tell when we’re masturbating?

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Is there something in our pets, like, let’s say, cats, that lets them know when we’re horny, masturbating, or having sex how we can with them?

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  1. No_Clock_6371 Avatar

    My cat masturbates in front of me so I think he gets it

  2. Dominator415 Avatar

    Yes, they are all perverted animals.

  3. Reasonable_Air3580 Avatar

    I’m imagining my cat chilling with other cats in the park or something and immediately goes into trance like:

    “I see.. I see a bright lit screen…some female feet… He’s reaching for a sock… My owner has started masturbating”

  4. Deplorable_username Avatar

    Mine usually lay up in the room and vigorously stare at me like some privacy would kill them.

  5. Beneficial_Cap6503 Avatar

    Why don’t u just ask them?

  6. Conscious_City2767 Avatar

    😂 yea probably. Dogs can probably smell when you are horny. It makes sense 🤷🏼‍♀️

  7. M4RTIAN1 Avatar

    Yea, they are cucks

  8. szuruburu Avatar

    I think the pets wouldn’t mind to have sex in front of you so it’s safe to assume that they don’t mind that you do in front of them.

  9. brokenvacuum_band Avatar

    They do if you’re doing it right

  10. ColdFix Avatar

    We had a dog that would go onto the settee every night after dinner and masturbate. If you’re worried about your dog judging you, don’t.

  11. robbadobba Avatar

    Just lock eyes with them while you’re doing it.

  12. Naive_Purple6940 Avatar

    I wait until my cat is asleep before I play with myself lol. It would just be too awkward for him to watch.

  13. Orion2200 Avatar

    I don’t think mine can tell, he’s just there for the peanut butter.

  14. ElGato-TheCat Avatar

    Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

  15. apacoloco Avatar

    OP masturbating, while his cat is watching, posting on reddit.

  16. Sad_Net1581 Avatar

    I think so. Although I don’t masterbate that much nor around my dog , when I’m fucking or getting head , the dog automatically knows “yea that’s my exit right here “ ✌🏽

  17. RegretAccomplished16 Avatar

    I think my cats know something is going on, because one of them specifically comes to watch and the other one always runs away.

  18. purodurangoalv Avatar

    Man if yall don’t let those dogs outside while yall do that 😂💀😂😂

  19. whatswestofwesteros Avatar

    I’m not sure but I reckon they know something, one of my cats loves to rock up and stare, he also comes into the bedroom when OH and I are shagging. He’s a horny fucker who tries to have a go on anything soft that’s on the floor (despite being neutered, the cat not my OH) – the fluffy perv

  20. scrambledx30 Avatar

    Do they know? Yup!
    Do they care? Nope!

  21. Cycling-Potato Avatar

    Sometimes when my dog is around it reminds me of the fact that dogs can smell emotion, so this makes me wonder if they can also smell horniness and the after effect of masturbating, they might even smell the semen

    Edit:They can indeed smell pheromones, yes they know.

  22. SlavLesbeen Avatar

    I don’t know. I think so, because my cat always ends up coming to me wanting to cuddle. SHE NEVER WANTS TO CUDDLE??

  23. AnonymousOkapi Avatar

    I mean, my cat likes to be in the room so she knows I’m up to something and it apparently requires supervision. I have to shut her out if I actually have a fella round, she’ll sit at the head of the bed and watch and most people find that off putting! She’ll occasionally try to lick a bare ass cheek too… She doesn’t ever seem at all upset by these strange human activities though, its pretty much the same as when she supervises my showers.

  24. Brilliant_Dealer6055 Avatar

    My pet can definitely tell when something’s off, like if I’m acting differently or if there’s a change in my energy. But they don’t really understand what’s happening they just know something’s different.

  25. Ok-Knowledge9101 Avatar

    My dog hides under the bed…

  26. ExtinctFauna Avatar

    Pretty sure my cat knows and doesn’t care. She wants cuddles no matter what.

  27. Suitable_Dealer7154 Avatar

    Yes, they just don’t care

  28. RoundCollection4196 Avatar

    I’m pretty sure it knows when I’m taking a dump because it always runs away and gets freaked out

  29. stormssr Avatar

    I’m thankfully people seem to have a similar experience my cat just sits next to the side and stares and it really ruins the moment

  30. louisa1925 Avatar

    I walked in on my cat, Jasper J, masturbating on the couch a couple of times. We have a mutual agreement not to judge eachother on that activity.

  31. Skyp_Intro Avatar

    My tree frogs were hilarious. Whether it was sex or porn, when things got too loud they’d turn into a cheering section. So there’d be ‘oh, oh’ and then ‘WARK! WARK! RAWK-RAWK-RAWK-K-K!”

  32. juloath Avatar

    I have three cats. Two of them totally ignore me when I do the deed, and one will RUN to sit on my lap the split second I turn the vibrator on.
    I think there’s some language misunderstanding that’s being going on in the last years, and due to the vibrations he thinks I can purr as well.
    I don’t have the heart to tell him the truth.

    (For a while in the beginning of me owning the wand, he wanted to sit on my chest and stare at me directly in the face. That was SUPER weird and he was super ejected away from the bed)

  33. CheapGriffy Avatar

    Hooman ? You’re horny, but I smell that you’re lonely and sad too.
    Are you okay ?

  34. dubiously_mid Avatar

    I think mine doesnt. He just stares thinking im holding food for him or something then he moves on

  35. kararmightbehere Avatar

    The worst part about Reddit is that everyone’s trying to make a funny comment instead of answering the question.

  36. Krapfenmann Avatar

    My bunnies keep standing with wide eyes open in the door and stares.

    First one. Then two. Then three.

  37. RealitysNotReal Avatar

    What is up with all these people jerking off in front of their pets?

  38. keylimesicles Avatar

    Yes. They can smell your pheromones and to make matters worse, Your pets are sexually attracted to you

    I mean, maybe not your lizard or your hamster but definitely your cat and dog

  39. Klutzy-Parsley6092 Avatar

    I think OP feels bad that he masturbated in front of their cat. 😔

  40. DoctorRattington Avatar

    Probably, but they don’t care at all. Dogs will literally lick themselves in front of you lol

  41. SpeedRevolutionary29 Avatar

    We joke with at our dogs know when sex is about to commence. They don’t even try getting in the bed and both go lay in the corner until we are done. We go clean up and when we come back they are in the bed. It’s pretty funny

  42. upgradestorm5 Avatar

    My cat sits directly in front of me and judges me for giving myself a furious five

  43. MackDaddyDawg51 Avatar

    My dog masturbates when I do. It’s insane. I hate it.

  44. jeager_YT Avatar

    Kind of.. ?

    It depends..
    They can tell when humans are aroused and can tell. Well
    If they’re. Having s*

    Not that they care if they’re in the room or not while it’s happening

    Masturbating is a bit complicated

    Now a certain group of people will take this the wrong way!
    That doesn’t mean your pets will give you “assistant relief” or anything!

    And none of this justifies molesting your pets and forcing them to do it with you with the excuse of “he/she wanted it” no.

    Im just saying they’re smarter than many give em credit for.

  45. calas Avatar

    The second I begin, my cat saunters over like he’s got to investigate or Forman?

  46. SeaTurtle42 Avatar

    I’m guessing they don’t give a fuck what you’re doing.

  47. Panthean Avatar

    Mr. Whiskers knows that you touch yourself at night and judges you for it

  48. Fearless_Spell_7728 Avatar

    Their sense of smell is insanely great, so I bet they can smell it

  49. Available_Low_3805 Avatar

    They will watch but I don’t think they tell anyone about it.

  50. Pleasant_Pause5592 Avatar

    My cat tried to cuddle up to the used tissues the other day! Bad kitty!!

  51. pezed25 Avatar

    I hope so. Otherwise, what’s the point.

  52. whatsupmyrump Avatar

    For a serious answer, yes and that’s cause of your hormones changing how you smell. This is also why a dog or cat would hover around a woman as she goes through the menstrual cycle as the hormones smell similar as a mammal in heat.

    This is just how I think it works so take this with a grain of salt or a brick to the shins.

  53. jiminaknot Avatar

    It’s probably one of the reasons they have no chill when it come to licking their junk.

  54. JaySha411 Avatar

    God i hope not.

  55. Life-Oil-7226 Avatar

    The death stare! 👀

  56. Xx_scribbledragon_xX Avatar

    I’ve always had to kick any pets out before doing the deed. it’d be the same as having a sibling present – absolutely no way are they seeing me do that lol.

  57. Thoughtful_Ocelot Avatar

    Depends if they’re on your lap at the time.

  58. mattyplant Avatar

    Pheromones, remember, your pets can smell the past 😂

  59. GetsMeEveryTimeBot Avatar

    Mine probably do, since I always yell “I’M MASTURBATING NOW!!

  60. Technical_Lecture299 Avatar

    Both of my cats laying on my chest when I hop in the DJ booth seemed to know.

  61. No_Photograph_2683 Avatar

    Little off-topic, but they can 100% tell when you are tripping and/or rolling. So I’d assume they can sense other stuff, too.

  62. blueworld_of_fire Avatar

    They can smell it and are attracted to new smells.

  63. Supersaiajinblue Avatar

    I have three cats. From experience, nah.

  64. Silverblade_21 Avatar

    I’ve heard it all now.

  65. I_might_be_weasel Avatar

    My pets are not allowed to watch.

  66. Adorable_Anxiety_164 Avatar

    One of my cats decided to get way too close while my ex girlfriend was going down on me. One too many pussies in the room at the time so she got kicked out and then proceeded to cry from behind the door.

    My dog also cried outside the door before but she always requests that I watch her hump lambchop so she probably felt like it wasn’t fair she couldn’t watch us.

  67. WhatYouLeaveBehind Avatar

    “Awwwww shit, here he goes again”

  68. Csaba270 Avatar

    Kinda depends on the pet. They’re not judging, they’re just confused and possibly curious. Like way too curious. They don’t care. You could be levitating. Unless you make weird noises, then they might side-eye you and walk off all dramatic. But real talk, no, they don’t actually understand what’s going on. They just pick up on vibes.

  69. Economy-Relative-414 Avatar

    My cat discreetly leaves the room, she must get as awkward as I do when I see she’s watching me

  70. Zealousideal_Wave760 Avatar

    Putting my penis in it.

  71. CleverDad Avatar

    Sure, they just don’t care.