You wake up with your 30 yr old body, single, and with the mind you have now. What do you do?

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You wake up with your 30 yr old body, single, and with the mind you have now. What do you do?

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  2. Warm_Ad7486 Avatar
  3. Dizzy-Bluebird-5493 Avatar

    Go running ( I got sick at age 20 so a younger age is meaningless ) but I’ll take it 🤣

  4. OldBat001 Avatar
  5. Imightbeafanofthis Avatar

    Weep for the loss of the love of my life.

  6. grahsam Avatar

    Do I have my 30 year old bank account? Then nothing because I’m fucking broke.

  7. OneHourRetiring Avatar

    Get into med school while still marry to my wife.

  8. BlackCatWoman6 Avatar

    Be upset, my son wasn’t born until I was 32 and both my children have the same dad. I wouldn’t do anything that would give me different children or that would mess with the lives they have.

    Since I have the same knowledge, does that mean I have my RN and able to support my 2 year old daughter.

  9. Plus-King5266 Avatar

    Given that the woman I was married to at 30 would have to be dead, I’d probably mope around the house on the day and a half I had at home on the weekends and relish the traveling job I had on the weekdays that kept me busy pretty much 19 hours a day.

  10. Stock_Block2130 Avatar

    Get another graduate degree or maybe law degree.

  11. BoxNo8593 Avatar

    Go back and get my masters degree or go to medical school like I intended.

  12. Careful-Ad4910 Avatar

    Find my second husband, marry him 15 years earlier, have a very, very, very fulfilling honeymoon, and have a wonderful rest of my life with him !! 💖💖💖💖

  13. tallslim1960 Avatar

    Go back to sleep

  14. ConsistentCoyote3786 Avatar
  15. Wyzard_of_Wurdz Avatar

    Drive way up into the deep woods in Canada and dissappear forever.

  16. in-a-microbus Avatar

    Try to find my wife

  17. saagir1885 Avatar

    Leave my wife and avoid having 2 more kids and divorcing 17 years later only to start my life over with nothing.

  18. AdorkableUtahn Avatar

    Are we in the here and now? or the past? Big difference.

  19. MissDisplaced Avatar

    I’d be going out and getting me some because lawdy it’s been a long time.

  20. Shakylogic Avatar

    Get 8 hours of sleep.

  21. peptide2 Avatar

    Touch my toes

  22. AotKT Avatar

    Immediately start working out a ton. At that age I was doing some really light exercise but not much. Now I’m super fit and strong from multiple sports.

    Also I would have known why marriage would implode a few years later and taken the steps to prevent it.

  23. Evelyn-Bankhead Avatar

    Ease up on the booze

  24. Betty_Boss Avatar

    Sex. I now know what good lovers are and I’m going to get me some.

  25. roberttele Avatar

    Fight, fuck, foot race

  26. sicem86 Avatar

    Keep that 30 year old body in the shape it’s in so I never lose it!

  27. Over-Marionberry-686 Avatar

    Immediately call my ex who passed away and get him the medical treatment he needs

  28. sicem86 Avatar

    Invest in Apple.

  29. mortymouse Avatar

    Oh shoot, I’m broke again??

  30. RobbinAustin Avatar

    Invest in Amazon, Dell, Apple, and prolly some others.

  31. Melodic_Pattern175 Avatar

    Don’t marry that guy, stay in school, invest in what I now know is going to be advantageous.

  32. Frosty058 Avatar

    Scour the earth for my husband of 50 years & soul mate.

  33. Overall-Tailor8949 Avatar

    Specifications unclear. Do we wake up on this date in (year whatever) with our body then but our mind now? Or do we wake up tomorrow with the body of our 30 year old self?

  34. AnybodySeeMyKeys Avatar

    Track down my wife and get busy.

    But, failing that, I’d be dangerous.

  35. dprimavera Avatar

    Go on a 30 mile bike ride with a bunch of my friends. And yes. Stay single!

  36. No_Individual_672 Avatar

    Invest more each year.

  37. MrLanesLament Avatar

    Bahahaha brace for impact. Two weeks after I turned 30, I was in the hospital on my deathbed. Waking up at 30 would’ve been too late to make any changes to prevent it, so basically all I’d do differently is head straight to the hospital and prepare to relive hell.

  38. Academic_Object8683 Avatar

    Get a divorce and move.

  39. sheppi22 Avatar

    Have fun. Party all night. Enjoy life

  40. mrredbailey1 Avatar

    I wouldn’t get together with that evil being that robbed me of all those years.

  41. oldbutsharpusually Avatar

    Pick up my baseball glove, bat, and head to the field with my teammates to play in our elite slowpitch softball league. Then off to a player’s house for pizza, neer, and good cheer. A perfect way to end the day for a 30 yr old who thinks like an 80 yr old.

  42. TheOldJawbone Avatar

    Pee then go back to sleep.

  43. Chemical_Author7880 Avatar

    I’ll rule the world. 

  44. jonivanbobband Avatar

    Wow. I got married a few months after turning 30. If I had those months to stop myself from doing that, I’d save myself a lot of money & heart break. Then I’d get into yoga & lead a great life!

  45. Menemsha4 Avatar

    Pfft.

    Stay single. Immerse myself in my career. Save. Travel. Give back.

  46. Invisible_Xer Avatar

    Go find my husband and enjoy that extra 10 years with him.

  47. Katherine2591 Avatar

    Get divorced ASAP

  48. VanHalen843 Avatar

    Start swiping right

  49. ForgiveandRemember76 Avatar

    Jump out of bed at 6 am and not stop moving! I’d go for a long walk. Paint the hallway. Have everyone over for dinner, dogs included. Laugh my head off until I turned into a pumpkin at midnight.

    Seize the day. Now I mostly seize the remote. It’s amazing how hard aging has turned out to be.

  50. challam Avatar

    I’d look around for my four y/o twins then I’d live my life pretty much the same as I did the first time.

  51. Burnsey111 Avatar

    Freak the fuck out!

  52. Altruistic-Trouble71 Avatar

    Find my spouse and have my six children again

  53. Old_Confidence3290 Avatar

    I could make completely different mistakes! 😳😂

  54. FritzTheCat_1 Avatar

    Invest in Microsoft, Amazon and apple.

  55. Ok_Golf_3358 Avatar

    Get serious with my first on again-off again lover

  56. Lopsided_Maybe5040 Avatar

    Get an education…..pursue my dream job.

  57. Select_Group_5777 Avatar

    I would sure be taking a lot better care of myself.

  58. jellitate Avatar

    Start working out, eating clean, and go back to school instead of starting up a relationship.

  59. CantaloupeSpecific47 Avatar
  60. CraftFamiliar5243 Avatar

    Go hiking. Maybe try backpacking.

  61. common_senz_centrist Avatar

    Start my own business.

  62. Grouchy_System6535 Avatar

    Find my sweet ass wife and marry her a year before I did.

  63. Waste-Job-3307 Avatar

    FInd a way to buy stock in Amazon, and AT&T.

  64. SmokinHotNot Avatar

    Actually, my first thought was lamenting the extra 40 or 50 years to my life.

  65. dimmerswtich Avatar

    Stop partying and start saving and bone more.

  66. kn0tkn0wn Avatar

    Run marathons. Travel. Follow interests with manic intensity.
    Stay single.

  67. Distinct_Bed2691 Avatar

    Get as much trim as possible

  68. Turbulent-Name-8349 Avatar

    The first thing I’d do is wish that I didn’t have dementia.

  69. cra3ig Avatar

    Book a heli-ski trip to Patagonia, a live aboard scuba boat out of Papeete, a motorcycle rental in Europe, reservations at the Louvre, . . .

  70. LizP1959 Avatar

    Get single, focus on my profession.

  71. Speechladylg Avatar

    30 was a pivotal time for me. Any move to the left or right would change where I am right now. I guess I would have just calmed tf down after the divorce and gone back to school. Still had to work but I’d get out of my toxic job and find something else through the college. Work on me, not go out and date a lot. I probably could have gone to medical school so I would have aimed for that. I had zero support from family so I wish I could have really seen that and had had the confidence to skip through a lot of the bs I put myself through and focus on building my career. I think things would have been so much easier going forward. Life is good now, but I really took the long way around and like I said, the year I turned 30 was a critical time for me.

    ETA: I would be so happy to wake up in that body lolol

  72. The_Living_Tribunal2 Avatar

    I’m single now, and at 30 I was single (divorced), obviously not in the same physical condition, but my mindset is basically the same as it was when I was 30. I probably wouldn’t be doing anything differently even with a younger body now.

  73. Ambitious_Spare7914 Avatar

    I’d get circumcised because my foreskin was too tight which caused a LOT of problems.

  74. ConvivialKat Avatar

    This is hard to answer because you have not clarified where and when I wake up. Is it just tomorrow in my regular life and situation? Or is it the year and place I was when I was 30?

  75. LoreKeeper2001 Avatar

    Go and drive my husband wild with my perky boobs.

  76. MobySick Avatar

    Find the man I met at 40 & marry him to get 10 more years of love.

  77. CuzCuz1111 Avatar

    Fling myself off nearest cliff. If I knew then what I know now I wouldn’t have had nearly as much fun! 🤣

  78. Intrepid_Ad_9177 Avatar

    I think the first thing I would do is turn on some music and dance in my 30 year old body! Then I’d go shopping for some new, better fitting clothes. Then I’d go eat anything I wanted and maybe I’d go for a run.

    Seriously though, I don’t know if my current mind wants to live in a 30 year old body.

  79. Maleficent_Sun_3075 Avatar

    Go find my wife and pray she believes the story.

  80. Puzzleheaded_Rain_22 Avatar

    Go to my eventually wife’s office and ask her out.

  81. marathonrunner79 Avatar

    In my 40’s and have my early 20’s body! Never been single and couldn’t be happier.

  82. shangosgift Avatar

    Go right to the gym.

  83. HappyCamperDancer Avatar

    Do I have my current bank account?

  84. Remarkable_Put5515 Avatar

    Roll over and go back to sleep!

  85. Infinitum_pax Avatar

    I go back 5 years? Date the women I knew that were into me and get into IT much sooner. Or take coding much more seriously. Could go either way to be honest as I was just starting my degree path. Definitely keep up with my fitness and check my mental. Get away from my family and start somewhere anew.

  86. Garweft Avatar

    Go to the gym.

  87. sassassinX Avatar

    Don’t spend frivolously and save every possible penny for retirement.

  88. 2amante10 Avatar

    With the mind I have now means I know about 9/11 and technological advances. So, divorce my wife, easily invest my way to extreme wealth, be a playboy gadabout, and walk into that same bar 16 years later where I’d meet the love of my life.

  89. johnntcatsmom Avatar

    Go back to school

  90. atx2004 Avatar

    Get my ADHD addressed, find my husband 10 years earlier, maybe have a baby, go back to school for medicine, and start yoga then.

  91. Fuckaliscious12 Avatar

    Buy Apple and NVIDIA and Netflix

  92. ReasonableComplex604 Avatar

    Embrace my thirty year old
    Body!!!! Exercise like I do now at 45 but at 30! Eat healthy stop drinking and get all the ass you can because you’re confidence is high unlike it was actually when I was younger. In reality when I was 30, I already knew my husband and I was happily in love, but let’s just say I was single or in youth in general. I would’ve been more confident embraced myself, and rocked the shit out of what I had! I’m healthier now than I’ve ever been and more confident, but I really really wish for my old self that it didn’t take me until my 40s to be confident and get rid of fucked up body dysmorphia shit

  93. PikaGirlEveTy Avatar

    (1) start the athletic things I do now that I actually started in my 40s, (2) focus on health, such as eating better, drinking less etc, (3) save more money.

  94. rallydally321 Avatar

    Press a switch in the Time Machine to go back to when I am 72. 😂😂

  95. sambolino44 Avatar

    Call the VA and try to get an appointment with a psychiatrist.

  96. PepsiAllDay78 Avatar

    I would wander the streets looking for my husband!

  97. lemon-rind Avatar

    Grieve my family, try to find my husband and hopefully conceive my daughter again. But if I didn’t remember them, I’d get fit, try to make as much money as possible and move to the mountains somewhere out west.

  98. epon507 Avatar

    Go back to sleep

  99. mamak62 Avatar

    Go to talk to him and see what could have been if I didn’t walk away from the one I let go

  100. ProofAct2196 Avatar

    Move out of the US as fast as possible.

  101. Mother_Knows_Best-22 Avatar

    Move out of the US ASAP.

  102. Lost-Computer-8064 Avatar

    I’d right out all the wrongdoings I made & make corrections.

  103. physicistdeluxe Avatar

    do i have the money I have now?

    if so, ill do whatever I want.

  104. Pigtail39 Avatar

    Walk! And Walk! And Walk! I miss the freedom of walking without the fear of falling.

  105. doglady1342 Avatar

    I’d wish I was 55 again. I’m in the best shape I’ve ever been. I was fat when I was 30.

  106. Aware_Welcome_8866 Avatar

    Love my “too fat” body. I honestly think I would have had a completely different life if I had not always criticized myself and sought validation.

  107. Moist-Doughnut-5160 Avatar

    I would have gone back for the love of my life.

    I would have kicked the love of my life in the ass and got him in line. I would have gotten my father to help, if need be.

    We would have gotten together, within months of my returning to the classroom.

    I would’ve gone to law school.

    We would’ve had a family together…we’d still be together. My second husband would never have met me, because I only had eyes for one man, from the time I was 24 years old.

    I never would’ve stood back and waited, thinking he would come to me. One thing I’ve learned in four decades is that time waits for no man. Or woman, for that matter…

  108. PerilsofPenelope Avatar

    Go hunt down my husband.

  109. LateQuantity8009 Avatar

    Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex & a whole lot more sex.

  110. mountainview59 Avatar

    Go outside, then wonder why I left the house.

  111. cholaw Avatar

    I don’t want that body. I was HUGE. I would love on the husband I had because he won’t be there much longer.

    I’d do vanlife
    Work in Dubai
    Initiate
    Start my business

    All the stuff I did eventually but sooner

  112. cholaw Avatar

    I don’t want that body. I was HUGE. I would love on the husband I had because he won’t be there much longer.

    I’d do vanlife
    Work in Dubai
    Initiate
    Start my business

    All the stuff I did eventually but sooner

  113. cholaw Avatar

    I don’t want that body. I was HUGE. I would love on the husband I had because he won’t be there much longer.

    I’d do vanlife
    Work in Dubai
    Initiate
    Start my business

    All the stuff I did eventually but sooner

  114. Where1sthebeach Avatar

    I would not have my second daughter when I was 33. She has a rare form of epilepsy that will take her life one day. (While she is 21 now,20% never make it to the age of 18. I hate seeing her in pain some days no matter what science has to offer. The stress of a medically fragile child cost me my marriage of twenty years and I know it had damaging effects on her older sister.

    Don’t get me wrong I love her and she will live with me as long as one of us is alive. I also have plans for her to be taken care of a long time after I am gone with weekly Disney trips if anything happens to me. But the grief is real.

  115. Moosholanut Avatar

    Stop right there and focus on me! Change any and all thoughts I had at that time. If only..

  116. DichotomyJones Avatar

    Be very careful with my body so that I never injure my back!! And then sleep around a lot. I was very sexy when I was 30, but did not know it, and had very little sex.

  117. zenos_dog Avatar

    I assume I have my 401k intact, I’m traveling the world same as now but perhaps more rugged places.

  118. davesFriendReddit Avatar

    If I knew then what I know now …

  119. AntiSnoringDevice Avatar

    I go clubbing and dance my young body to exhaustion…and find that my old brain has forgotten the keys inside my house.

  120. Difficult-Knee-8414 Avatar

    Me, turning 30 in November: where the fuck did my husband go???

  121. EBK357 Avatar

    Stop smoking, drinking, and partying so much. NOT totally (except the smoking), but cut way back. Visit the Dr more often. Invest more.

  122. yossi234 Avatar

    Look for my previous spouse.
    Edit: and invest that money

  123. ZealousidealGrab1827 Avatar

    Run from the crazy train. (Stay single)

  124. CarlJustCarl Avatar

    Take over the world…

  125. mrlr Avatar

    Tell the neighbours I’m my grandson so they don’t call the cops.

    Be more careful what I eat. What goes on doesn’t come off. Not easily, anyway.

    Start lookig for work. Retirement sucks.

  126. Aggressive_Habit_207 Avatar

    At 30 I was single.
    I would start studying as soon as possible

  127. Scambuster666 Avatar

    It’s 2006, so I’d Buy stock in Apple, and basically do what Biff did in back to the future 2- bet huge money on all sports results. Then I’d purchase huge whole life insurance policies so id have something to cash out after they mature.

  128. TopAd1052 Avatar

    Nothing but if it 18 its a game changer. At 28 I worked out most of my mistakes but those 10yrs were tough

  129. KindnessRule Avatar

    Be true to myself

  130. Kidfacekicker Avatar

    Start drinking and partying way more

  131. craig_52193 Avatar

    I’m about to turn 32. I’d still love to be 30 or 20 even. I’d just be a little ahead. Then I an now.

  132. UnderstatedPotato Avatar

    INVEST IN NVIDIA

    Also wear more bikinis. I had it pretty good and I did not see it then.

  133. LovesRainstorms Avatar

    Depends. Do I also have my current bank account and credit rating?

  134. Most-Artichoke6184 Avatar

    Watch my carb and sugar intake so I don’t end up with diabetes like I have.

  135. leolisa_444 Avatar

    I would get my ass to an AA meeting and save myself 14 years of hell. Then I would start saving money!!

  136. Organic-Car78 Avatar

    Take much better care of myself!!

  137. jagger129 Avatar

    Date but don’t marry

  138. MrGreatOutLook Avatar

    Enjoy it !! And never get married !!

  139. bad_ukulele_player Avatar

    Am I healthy? Have a little money? I would go to school and learn how to write and be a better photographer and then go travel the world as a photo-journalist. Biggest regret of my life.

  140. Bird_on_a_hippo Avatar

    Start reading/practicing the dharma, relaxing my body, and walking away from some very one-sided relationships.

  141. 1xbittn2xshy Avatar

    Find my ex-husband and marry him so I could have the same 3 incredible kids. Then I’d divorce him again.

  142. AffectionateSun5776 Avatar

    My body at 70 is better than my 30 year old one.

  143. UnabashedHonesty Avatar

    Cry … because I was retired.

  144. Sitcom_kid Avatar

    I need it to be my 29 year old body

  145. pegwinn Avatar

    Buy Microsoft

  146. Phizz50677 Avatar

    I’d rather have my 23 year old body (before children).

  147. Scuh Avatar

    Have I gone back to that year? If I have gone back to then. I would save my money to buy a house and buy said house.